Malachi Toney hypothetical

[ben]

Would 14-15 year old Malachi Toney have been the best offensive player on the 2022 Miami Hurricanes?

 

[Imukat]

You forgot the "No". He probably would've been under 130lbs, so I'd say "no".

 

[ben]

You forgot the "No". He probably would've been under 130lbs, so I'd say "no".

I didn’t forget ****

 

[OrangeBowlMagic]

Seems pretty short-sighted, IMO.

Would 8 year old Malachi Toney have won the 2014 FSU game for us?

Probably.

 

[flips]

Noel Devine kid would be our most explosive RB this year

 

[TaylorWalls]

Fernando Mendoza would have beat Tennessee as a one-month old in November of 2003.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Would 14-15 year old Malachi Toney have been the best offensive player on the 2022 Miami Hurricanes?

Point on the doll where Mario hurt you.



What would happen to space-time if X and Toney on field together?

 

[90scane]

I was hoping for “is our best WR and QB?”

 

[Felonious Monk]

Would 14-15 year old Malachi Toney have been the best offensive player on the 2022 Miami Hurricanes?

Would he have had any opportunity to make a catch with Tyler Van Doh! throwing the ball?

 

[Go Canes!!]

15-year-old Malachi Toney would wipe the floor with a grown *** Chuck Norris.

 

[ben]

Would he have had any opportunity to make a catch with Tyler Van Doh! throwing the ball?

Would he have been our starting quarterback?

 

[Felonious Monk]

Would he have been our starting quarterback?

Would he have done worse than our starting quarterback?

 

[ben]

Would he have done worse than our starting quarterback?

 

[ThomasM]

15-year-old Malachi Toney would wipe the floor with a grown *** Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was wearing Malachi Toney underwear 14 years ago.

 

[ben]

bump

 

[88]

Not sure what else there is to say but maybe?

 

[ben]

Not sure what else there is to say but maybe?

 

[Da Jumbo Mutombo]

I heard in elementary, Toney's teachers would raise their hands and ask him for permission to speak in class.

 

[Mike Thot]

He used to play Jai alai in local racquetball courts wearing dark soled shoes never once leaving a single mark. THAT'S how talented he was.