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TacoCane

TacoCane

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I know I'm breaking a cardinal rule bc I ain't got 100 posts yet, but i figured if we can have an entire thread dedicated to whose **** D Rev is gonna suck then this wouldn't be too disruptive.

Been a canes fan since I was a starry eyed 6 year old boy who couldn't understand a lick of English. Still remember bawlin my eyes when that *** dumpster Terry Porter decided to call the most b***h made pass interference call imaginable. I'm pretty sure Tressel had his fingers so far up his *** that Tressel was more ventriloquist than coach that night.

Been following recruiting since about 2012 (got to see Petey get murdered by the village people for getting all those signing day percentages wrong) but never chose to porst bc I knew I'd spend too much time chopping it up with the fish bowl of ruhtards, but figured a couple days before the bar was the perfect time to start.

Oh and **** the lint licking, meth guzzling, jort wearing, sister ******* gaytards Aug 24 can't get here soon enough. Consider me #TeamAugieDeBiase bc apparently it's better to be a fan boy than to hope Manolo puts the best guy in.

Cue that Stacy Coley on signing day gif
 
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Nice effort but I don’t believe you.

My cis spidey sense says you’re either banned , got a new name because you’re a porster or a troll. Possibly all the above.

Now I must call you a phagot for not adhering to the 100 porst rule....nothing personal of course.

Now velcro your shoes up tight and enjoy the ride.
 
TacoCane said:
I know I'm breaking a cardinal rule bc I ain't got 100 posts yet, but i figured if we can have an entire thread dedicated to whose **** D Rev is gonna suck then this wouldn't be too disruptive.

Been a canes fan since I was a starry eyed 6 year old boy who couldn't understand a lick of English. Still remember bawlin my eyes when that *** dumpster Terry Porter decided to call the most b***h made pass interference call imaginable. I'm pretty sure Tressel had his fingers so far up his *** that Tressel was more ventriloquist than coach that night.

Been following recruiting since about 2012 (got to see Petey get murdered by the village people for getting all those signing day percentages wrong) but never chose to porst bc I knew I'd spend too much time chopping it up with the fish bowl of ruhtards, but figured a couple days before the bar was the perfect time to start.

Oh and **** the lint licking, meth guzzling, jort wearing, sister ******* gaytards Aug 24 can't get here soon enough. Consider me #TeamAugieDeBiase bc apparently it's better to be a fan boy than to hope Manolo puts the best guy in.

Cue that Stacy Coley on signing day gif
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Please sir tacocane tell us how you realy feel.
 
**** coming out of the box strong. I was older and better equipped do deal with that flag for PI that got thrown as people were getting in their cars to leave. But I can tell it had a harsh effect on you. Welcome Back Kotter
 
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Cribby said:
Nice effort but I don’t believe you.

My cis spidey sense says you’re either banned , got a new name because you’re a porster or a troll. Possibly all the above.

Now I must call you a phagot for not adhering to the 100 porst rule....nothing personal of course.

Now velcro your shoes up tight and enjoy the ride.
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Na, I actually still have my old account w zero posts, but my dumbass put identifiable info in my screen name. Can't have any CIS mongoloids ratting me out to the feds now that im about to be a professional
 
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Cribby said:
Nice effort but I don’t believe you.

My cis spidey sense says you’re either banned , got a new name because you’re a porster or a troll. Possibly all the above.

Now I must call you a phagot for not adhering to the 100 porst rule....nothing personal of course.

Now velcro your shoes up tight and enjoy the ride.
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What the 100 rules thing. I don't follow rules so don't plan on obeying it but I should at least know what it is.
 
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