Off-Topic Left Lane Drivers At 55 MPH

[Empirical Cane]

Has anyone thought about what goes through the mind of the muppets who feel it is a Constitutional right to drive in the left lane at 55 mph?

Serious question: when faced with that behavior, can you go full Aston Martin James Bond and deploy the spikes from your rear bumper?

Are the headlight .50 cals too aggressive?

 

[Go Canes!!]

Justifiable homicide

 

[ben]

 

[Okefenokee Cane]

Preach bruther! Itz like rollin wit my old lady’s momma, her ole duster won’t do more den 26 on a good day. Coarse da rodes round Folkston an Nahunta ain’t ben surfaced in 30 years.

 

[Okefenokee Cane]

Yeah I wuz sittin in my climbin stand dis weekend rite off Funderburk Rode an I kep herein a horn a honkin at sun sloe *** driver. Sceered ever dam deer in da holler.

 

[Okefenokee Cane]

Okee, wat yu dewing in yur stand? This ain’t dear seasun! Sheriff Pusser gone lock yu up he ketch yu poachin agin fur shore.

Shhhhhhh!

 

[ithacane]

Has anyone thought about what goes through the mind of the muppets who feel it is a Constitutional right to drive in the left lane at 55 mph?

Serious question: when faced with that behavior, can you go full Aston Martin James Bond and deploy the spikes from your rear bumper?

Are the headlight .50 cals too aggressive?

Okay here’s the move…

You move around them and pull in front by a couple/few car lengths … then, wait for it…

You hit up your windshield washer fluid for a good 10-20 seconds until u see them use their wipers.

No need for a middle finger or anything … just a little sprinkle and u are on your way

 

[nobeastofburden]

I do this but speed up when somebody tries to pass in the right lane.

 

[S.CarolinaCane]

Has anyone thought about what goes through the mind of the muppets who feel it is a Constitutional right to drive in the left lane at 55 mph?

Serious question: when faced with that behavior, can you go full Aston Martin James Bond and deploy the spikes from your rear bumper?

Are the headlight .50 cals too aggressive?

Most of us were born with the uncanny ability to use the turn signal, veer slightly to the right, and accelerate beyond a slower driver...without blinking an eye, increasing blood pressure, or giving two ***** about another driver, who clearly won't lose any sleep by ****ing you off

Lol

 

[JD08]

My favorite is the jackass who wants to pass a semi by going 0.5 mph faster then floors it when the road is clear so you can't get around them before they do the exact same thing with the next semi.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Most of us were born with the uncanny ability to use the turn signal, veer slightly to the right, and accelerate beyond a slower driver...without blinking an eye, increasing blood pressure, or giving two ***** about another driver, who clearly won't lose any sleep by ****ing you off

Lol

Drive on the autobahn and get back to me.

 

[S.CarolinaCane]

Drive on the autobahn and get back to me.

I have, but it's also in Germany and those drivers have a different etiquette....and the law prevents what you are describing..

EDIT: As a matter of fact, I was the dumbass that, on my first trip to Europe, thought the Autobahn rules applied to ALL European interstates....AND, while on a weekend trip from the Saarbruken area to Amsterdam, shortened a 4.5 hr drive to almost 3-3.5hrs, because I didnt realize the "no speed limit" rules were only for the autobahn...Needless to say, I got lucky as **** I was never pulled and also didnt receive any tickets, somehow, weeks later.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I do this but speed up when somebody tries to pass in the right lane.

You’re lucky to be alive

 

[Tony4Canes]

Hate them but will not be flipping them off or tailgating them anymore since OH Constitutional Carry now

 

[Golsen82]

I do this but speed up when somebody tries to pass in the right lane.

Same!

 

[colperm]

These people are bad, but the worst are those who block intersections at rush hour. They are fine with making traffic 10x worse for everyone in the area as long as they get through the light

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

I have, but it's also in Germany and those drivers have a different etiquette....and the law prevents what you are describing..

EDIT: As a matter of fact, I was the dumbass that, on my first trip to Europe, thought the Autobahn rules applied to ALL European interstates....AND, while on a weekend trip from the Saarbruken area to Amsterdam, shortened a 4.5 hr drive to almost 3-3.5hrs, because I didnt realize the "no speed limit" rules were only for the autobahn...Needless to say, I got lucky as **** I was never pulled and also didnt receive any tickets, somehow, weeks later.

At least in Florida, the law requires the driver in the left hand lane being approached by a faster vehicle behind them to move over to the right hand lane and let them pass. It's Florida Statute Section 316.081. So, yes, the law (at least in Florida) is designed to prevent it, and those slow fvckers are violating the law when they don't move on over.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

These people are bad, but the worst are those who block intersections at rush hour. They are fine with making traffic 10x worse for everyone in the area as long as they get through the light

These soulless heathens should be placed in a protective canister and fired directly into the Sun.

 

[Empirical Cane]

These people are bad, but the worst are those who block intersections at rush hour. They are fine with making traffic 10x worse for everyone in the area as long as they get through the light

There is no worse crime against humanity.

May they burn in ****.

 

[nobeastofburden]

Pfftt, I guess next you will all tell me you take the shopping cart and put it back in the rack. I make sure to leave the cart in the parking spot, just enough so the next person can't park in it, nor can they see the cart and start to pull in and have to back out. Best to focus on the little joys in life.