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UMFarArcher said:
My bad - it's been a siht day. Normally, I have just as good of a day as I make my mind up to have upon wakening but today was one test after another.

Not puked out, but I'm looking forward to tomorrow. The way today has gone, I'll get crushed by a meteorite tonight and won't have to worry about it.

That would be sweet! Quick and final!

You keep up the good work at your job. I can't do any of that! The last programming I did was in COBOL on an IBM 360. I don't even want to see a punch card. I rather eat a bug.

Later, I had a buttload of brilliant military programmers from several bases, where all I had to do was tell them what I wanted. Not how!

I think I have intermittent doses of EADD. Extreme Attention Deficit Disorder. During those moments, if I don't like doing something - I just don't do it!

Keep your freak on, brother!
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You’re good, brother. I dig the attitude of “your day is what you make of it” because it’s true!

Tomorrow will be better and if not tomorrow the next day will be for sure. No matter how long the storm, the sun always shines eventually.
 
For those of you not familiar with the work of Gregor Mendel or never having taken a course in genetics, the above is what happens when a dozen or so generation of guys kiss their sisters repeatedly at football games. The gene pool shrinks to a puddle. As a result, you have grown but pre-verbal men yipping into megaphones sounding like the Whitakers and jumping around like they are applying for a job at the Ministry of Silly Walks. Well, it is Texas, after all. Still, it beats RC Slocum having a bull castrated in front of his team for motivation (that was the theory, anyway) before a big game years ago. So, yeah….
 
This is so creepy! All of the antics including the leg kick up when talking is so effeminate. Do they curtsy after making plays on the field?

And grabbing their junk to experience pain? What’d they do during the Jimbo years. Must have a bunch of eunuchs. Probably better for improving our global population that less of these clowns can reproduce.
 
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