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brcane1 said:
Guidry man, you gotta lay off the sauce.
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And then the lamest comeback of all-time is repeated ad nauseum because they can't come up with anything better or more original.

A year ago this brain dead fan base loved Guidry. Now he's worse than D'Onofrio. Why? Because Miami had the #1 offense in 2024. That's literally the reason.

The 2024 defense cost us more than the 2012 defense. But that's because the 2012 team wasn't very good.

But the 2012 defense was objectively worse. By orders of magnitude.

I'm sure that some genius will have something very substantive response to this.
 
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Golsen82 said:
One can argue Jaden Harris was worse than those two
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But you're not even attempting to do so. You seem to think your words are sufficient.

Jaden Harris transferred to Georgia at least. Even if only as a backup that's a better indication of his ability than anything either Rodgers or Highsmith did.

It's evident that you don't know anything if you think the eye test will save you on this one.
 
Brad_Wellson said:
And then the lamest comeback of all-time is repeated ad nauseum because they can't come up with anything better or more original.

A year ago this brain dead fan base loved Guidry. Now he's worse than D'Onofrio. Why? Because Miami had the #1 offense in 2024. That's literally the reason.

The 2024 defense cost us more than the 2012 defense. But that's because the 2012 team wasn't very good.

But the 2012 defense was objectively worse. By orders of magnitude.

I'm sure that some genius will have something very substantive response to this.
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Are you going to continue menstruating or actually give a reason why.
 
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Golsen82 said:
Iowa scored 31?

Awkward Oh No GIF by CBC
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Kaleb Johnson went nuts.
 
OptimusCreampie said:
Calm down this isn’t Reddit. Our defense last year was objectively worse than anything we’ve ever had.
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You don't even understand what the word objective means.

2024
Scoring Defense: 25.3 (69th)
Pass Defense: 214.4 (57th)
Run Defense: 112.8 (20th)
Total Defense: 327.2 (27th)
Pass Completion: 57.7% (27th)
Yards Per Play: 5.3 (47th)

2012
Scoring Defense: 30.5 (85th)
Pass Defense: 268.5 (105th)
Run Defense: 217.9 (114th)
Total Defense: 486.4 (120th)
Pass Completion: 60.8% (74th)
Yards Per Play: 6.1 (94th)
 
OptimusCreampie said:
Are you going to continue menstruating or actually give a reason why.
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The only thing more predictable than the laughable lack of ball knowledge on this forum is the lameness of the fake tough guy comebacks.

I'll repost for the slow ones.

2024
Scoring Defense: 25.3 (69th)
Pass Defense: 214.4 (57th)
Run Defense: 112.8 (20th)
Total Defense: 327.2 (27th)
Pass Completion: 57.7% (27th)
Yards Per Play: 5.3 (47th)

2012
Scoring Defense: 30.5 (85th)
Pass Defense: 268.5 (105th)
Run Defense: 217.9 (114th)
Total Defense: 486.4 (120th)
Pass Completion: 60.8% (74th)
Yards Per Play: 6.1 (94th)
 
Golsen82 said:
His reason is that Highsmith and Rodgers are the worst football players ever.
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Only if you don't (or can't) read.

But I know that I'm the only one who actually knows this stuff because our embarrassing fanbase never reads anything or informs themselves. They just go on vibes and feels. And then are reinforced by other knuckleheads who just chuckle along with them.

Like Biffs goons in Back to the Future.
 
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Golsen82 said:
Will Love go nuts next? Or can we stop him
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He could. Maybe we can. Its a tall order to ask a team to shut down the nations best back. But if Miami cant out score a team QBd by CJ Carr, we're in for a long season. Carson Beck knows what the job is. We arent paying him real NFL money to row the boat to 14 in the opener. He's played this game before.

We gotta win this one.

I think Mario knows that, too.

I think we put it on'em and while Love might eat, they play from behind all game.

If this team is for real, anyway.
 
IndayArtHauz said:
This should be understood by everyone who watched both eras.

Meesh may genuinely have been the worst starting safety I have ever seen wear a Miami uniform.
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Brad_Wellson said:
Is this supposed to make you feel better about your lack of ball knowledge?

Forget safeties. Highsmith and Rodgers are two of the worst *football* players in Miami history.
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In his defense, pardon the pun, wasn't Highsmith a QB coming into college? Had to switch cause the S position was so bad? And I can't believe "Bobby" Knowles hasn't been mentioned. Harris was the worst though.
 
skillydoo said:
In his defense, pardon the pun, wasn't Highsmith a QB coming into college? Had to switch cause the S position was so bad? And I can't believe "Bobby" Knowles hasn't been mentioned. Harris was the worst though.
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He was a QB in high school but he was recruited as a defensive back and was never going to play QB in college.

He was a worse QB if that's possible to imagine.
 
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