Lane Kiffin drunk at Rat wearing a turnover chain, sunglasses, and pouring shots of Patron

[Garnacho]

He has said the following:

“Call me coach”
“I’m going to bang more coaches’ daughters than DeeJay”
“TURNOVER CHAIN TURNOVER CHAIN TURNOVER CHAIN”
“They call me ‘Mr. Just Swipe Right’” as he obsessively swipes right on over girl in JSwipe

 

[NZ Cane]

Best part, I 100% believe this happened.

 

[Insanecane]

Sounds like Dennis Erickson in the 90's.