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Today Saturday October 21st, 10 days before Halloween, Miami fans were in terror of what they witnessed at Hard Rock. Clemson beat Miami 52-10 and demonlish all hope Miami had to rebound after a 5-7 season.
Miami gave up 300 rushing yards to stud Running Back Will Shipley and 325 passing yards to a quarterback who has been less than impressive all year. Senior Keontra Smith who has amassed more personal fouls than tackles this year was asked why he took his helmet off and gave Clemson a first down after making his first play of the season stopping Clemson on a third and 33. “I wanted to flash my new grill and show that this is how they do in the 305 crib”.
Senior Quaterback Tyler Van Dyke stated “yeah it was a tough loss we just got to do it better” When asked why he targeted Xavier Restrapo 67 times during the game, including running to the slot to hand the ball off to him on a running play. He simply stated “ I was just taking what’s there you know”.
Miami amassed 235 yards in penalties. They got every penalty in the NCAA’s rule book, it’s was an unprecedented display. The team’s mascot Ibis even got in the books for flashing his pipe at a weird Clemson fan who was asking him for a place to stay.
The famously tough Miami media was asking Mario Cristobal the hard hitting questions after his third straight loss and so many other streaks that it would take an hour to write them all. They could have also asked why his team is so unfocused, undisciplined and why are his corners are getting burned like the fake Children Biden mentioned . Miami beat writer Susan Miller deegan was the first to step up and ask the tough questions. Asking Cristobal about his new pet chichiniua named buddy and why is it called Cuban coffee when we live in Miami.
In the middle of his press conference Cristobal had to be escorted out by staffers after he seem to have a malfunction repeating the pharses”tough, physical, coach it better, tough loss, and we get another opportunity next week.
During his press conference i could have swore I heard Dabo Swinney say the N word but I am not sure “we beat them boys like my granpappy used to whip them n-words back in the good old days”. When asked what he meant he he stated his Grandpappy played for the Los Angeles Rams and he was referring to the Niners. I sincerely have my doubts about this last statement but what can you do.
It seems to be another lost season for Miami. A season that started with so much promise. The season was going so well even the mopes on CIS was starting to believe that this ship had been righted. Sorry cane fans better luck next year, at least you have basketball and the cute white girl
twins that play woman’s hoops (oh wait).
Miami gave up 300 rushing yards to stud Running Back Will Shipley and 325 passing yards to a quarterback who has been less than impressive all year. Senior Keontra Smith who has amassed more personal fouls than tackles this year was asked why he took his helmet off and gave Clemson a first down after making his first play of the season stopping Clemson on a third and 33. “I wanted to flash my new grill and show that this is how they do in the 305 crib”.
Senior Quaterback Tyler Van Dyke stated “yeah it was a tough loss we just got to do it better” When asked why he targeted Xavier Restrapo 67 times during the game, including running to the slot to hand the ball off to him on a running play. He simply stated “ I was just taking what’s there you know”.
Miami amassed 235 yards in penalties. They got every penalty in the NCAA’s rule book, it’s was an unprecedented display. The team’s mascot Ibis even got in the books for flashing his pipe at a weird Clemson fan who was asking him for a place to stay.
The famously tough Miami media was asking Mario Cristobal the hard hitting questions after his third straight loss and so many other streaks that it would take an hour to write them all. They could have also asked why his team is so unfocused, undisciplined and why are his corners are getting burned like the fake Children Biden mentioned . Miami beat writer Susan Miller deegan was the first to step up and ask the tough questions. Asking Cristobal about his new pet chichiniua named buddy and why is it called Cuban coffee when we live in Miami.
In the middle of his press conference Cristobal had to be escorted out by staffers after he seem to have a malfunction repeating the pharses”tough, physical, coach it better, tough loss, and we get another opportunity next week.
During his press conference i could have swore I heard Dabo Swinney say the N word but I am not sure “we beat them boys like my granpappy used to whip them n-words back in the good old days”. When asked what he meant he he stated his Grandpappy played for the Los Angeles Rams and he was referring to the Niners. I sincerely have my doubts about this last statement but what can you do.
It seems to be another lost season for Miami. A season that started with so much promise. The season was going so well even the mopes on CIS was starting to believe that this ship had been righted. Sorry cane fans better luck next year, at least you have basketball and the cute white girl
twins that play woman’s hoops (oh wait).
