Jordan Seaton to Portal to Knoxville Car Wreck Guy (LSU)

[305 MOUNTAIN MAN]

Man that is so dumb. If you were to grab the 50k and put it into the S&P 500 and get an average of 10 percent return which has been historically the average he would have over 2 million for his retirement. Instead his girlfriend who will be gone probably in the future gets a purse to put her ***** in it to travel.

Brother this guys IQ is does not allow for investments.

 

[Astcloud11]

Do you see anyone on Miami doing this?

Wasn't with purses, but Cavinder had Beck making some stupid *** videos when he touched down in Miami...to his defense, it didn't last long

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Wasn't with purses, but Cavinder had Beck making some stupid *** videos when he touched down in Miami...to his defense, it didn't last long

That doesn’t count those two twins ****** suck. I don’t think Beck would have done that with any other chick.

 

[BALLHAWKU]

Him and Travis are complete dumb @sses . Might need to start being a pimp finding females to hustle dumb asses with nil $$

 

[Hoyacane1620]

Ya’ll overreacting to one little video.

really? He's a dumbass.

 

[E1k]

Ya’ll overreacting to one little video.

Agreed this video means nothing but i like my Olineman to have little to no swag, my WRs to be divas, my DBs to be arrogant and my qbs to be nerdy ******** with unwavering confidence

 

[Bender]

Agreed this video means nothing but i like my Olineman to have little to no swag, my WRs to be divas, my DBs to be arrogant and my qbs to be nerdy ******** with unwavering confidence

I want my people to be silent assassins.

"Too much talk on the net, go on the field and do something." - Keionte Scott

 

[E1k]

I want my people to be silent assassins.

"Too much talk on the net, go on the field and do something." - Keionte Scott

Unlikely in 2026

 

[AUcane]

He's good and all but $10m+ invested into 2 goofballs is pretty risky.

Is Leavitt even 100% yet?

 

[Fart Keyhole]

He's good and all but $10m+ invested into 2 goofballs is pretty risky.

Is Leavitt even 100% yet?

Not risky at all given LSU resources. Do you know how much money they keep stashed in children's hospitals?

 

[Memnon]

This is one of those scenarios where you guys biasedness is blinding your judgment.

Seaton is going to be a 1st round draft pick, likely in the top 15 (barring injury).

 

[Caneau]

Everyone judging what he is buying but no one commenting on the stories and instagram posts by Malachi and his mother on private planes, at designer stores buying stuff weekly and multiple bags of stuff at Hermes store.
To me it seems stupid as sh… but their money, their decisions. Just hope someone is guiding him.

 

[lurker]

Everyone judging what he is buying but no one commenting on the stories and instagram posts by Malachi and his mother on private planes, at designer stores buying stuff weekly and multiple bags of stuff at Hermes store.
To me it seems stupid as sh… but their money, their decisions. Just hope someone is guiding him.

Probably because most of us have better things to do than follow kids on IG.

 

[Caneau]

Probably because most of us have better things to do than follow kids on IG.

Great point. I’m guilty although I don’t follow him or his mother.

 

[Arehel]

This is one of those scenarios where you guys biasedness is blinding your judgment.

Seaton is going to be a 1st round draft pick, likely in the top 15 (barring injury).

I'd agree with that.

He was gonna be that regardless of he went to LSU or not.

If he came here he'd probably learn how to be a pro more is all.
Just a bit more quiet on the social media for his draft year, training regimen, focus, etc.

 

[Garnacho]

Thank you Lord for not creating cell phone cameras when I was this age.

 

[colperm]

Everyone judging what he is buying but no one commenting on the stories and instagram posts by Malachi and his mother on private planes, at designer stores buying stuff weekly and multiple bags of stuff at Hermes store.
To me it seems stupid as sh… but their money, their decisions. Just hope someone is guiding him.

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[CANEMC]

Spend dat sheeet!

 

[Ksoze8]

Lmao at all the people in here clowning these guys cause they’re spending their money. That 50k is probably like the average person going shopping at Dillards. .

 

[Ksoze8]

Probably because most of us have better things to do than follow kids on IG.

This site is pretty much IG without the pics.