Jordan Seaton to Portal to Knoxville Car Wreck Guy (LSU)

How tf are you a grown *** man and can’t sprout any facial hair?

Wait..he's an adult? I legit thought he was like a Make a whish kid and he got to play around on the internet for On3.


You mean to tell me he's a legit recruiting writer?!!! Kid looks fresh out of 4-H.
 
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Wait..he's an adult? I legit thought he was like a Make a whish kid and he got to play around on the internet for On3.


You mean to tell me he's a legit recruiting writer?!!! Kid looks fresh out of 4-H.
I’m not trying to beard shame anyone. But if you as a grown man can’t grow one single strand of facial hair, I don’t trust you.
 
It was today for LSU…ours is tomorrow.
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I’m not trying to beard shame anyone. But if you as a grown man can’t grow one single strand of facial hair, I don’t trust you.

I can't beard shame...I've been patchy and jealous since middle school. But as a grown man, I look like I've had a hoe phase...at least once.
 
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Honestly, respects to the Seatons. He is almost the last remaining big time croot in the portal and has 3 bag schools by the absolute balls. He’s goin to make a fortune.

Texas was smart to grab the Wake kid and dip. This is going to cost a fortune.
 
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