Jordan Seaton to Portal to Knoxville Car Wreck Guy (LSU)

[dycane]

YUP AND THIS KID IS THE TYPE THAT WOULD GO TO OREGON IF THEY GAVE HIM SOME NIKE SNEAKERS HES NEVER SEEN.

I'm not holding my breath we get him hes wired different for an OL. He has more of a skill position thought process.

Kid has a Maybach in Boulder colorado lol

Yeah, from afar, doesn’t seem to be the Mario type for that room. I think he’s a risky investment.

 

[Unclejoey99]

Seaton?

Lame kiffin

Seaton?

Lame muffin hasn't won nothing as a head coach

 

[Angry Ibis]

The players are mercenaries. Absolutely. Well, most of them.

I was referring to Lane as a Coach. I feel good this is Mario’s dream destination. But Lane, I can see leaving LSU for Alabama in the future.

He failed gloriously, built himself back up, stayed at Ole Miss for 6 years. LSU is a top job. We'll see what is next. I don't have anything against people moving to better jobs. Mario did it to Miami.

Not every coach needs to be Bowden. Jobs in 2026 aren't like jobs with pensions from the 50's. Make that money.

 

[pacusmc]

No Kiffin just being weird

This is what you call changing the narrative.
It’s coming out that he’s leaked player’s nil numbers in order to negatively recruit the portal and even try to get players from ole miss.

He’s changing the narrative from money to “love of the school or conference”.

He’s taking advantage that we are the media’s villain.

Don’t hear Nakos putting out hit pieces about this.

LSU’s Lane Kiffin Leaked Ole Miss NIL Deals to ‘Destroy’ Rebels Locker Room: Report

LSU's Lane Kiffin reportedly leaked Ole Miss NIL deals as tensions between the two programs continue to escalate in transfer portal.

heavy.com

 

[Donny Donowitz]

Lame kiffin
Lame muffin hasn't won nothing as a head coach

Yet half the people on here would drink this fake Alphas bath water.

He’s Temu Urban Meyer.

 

[WesternMDCane]

There are between 4-5 billion people on this spinning ball we call Earth, don’t let some asshat who follows money more than anything ruin your day with a tweet.

 

[DLINKDAGR8]

Seems like he know alotta *** guys huh? Even Scott don’t wanna touch this one (BIG PAUSE)

Bruh im crying over here

 

[Damiencane86]

He failed gloriously, built himself back up, stayed at Ole Miss for 6 years. LSU is a top job. We'll see what is next. I don't have anything against people moving to better jobs. Mario did it to Miami.

Not every coach needs to be Bowden. Jobs in 2026 aren't like jobs with pensions from the 50's. Make that money.

Its not the fact he moves around its how he handles the entire process. Based on the tea leaves he seems to lie to players faces incessantly and burns lots of bridges.

 

[Cognizantphotos]

There are between 4-5 billion people on this spinning ball we call Earth, don’t let some asshat who follows money more than anything ruin your day with a tweet.

Actually more than that, about 8.2 billion now.

 

[Angry Ibis]

Its not the fact he moves around its how he handles the entire process. Based on the tea leaves he seems to lie to players faces incessantly and burns lots of bridges.

Probably true. He was always going to be the villain when he left Ole Miss because he was going to a rival or another villain school. The tea leaves also paint the Oregon exit differently depending on who tells the tale. Lane lives rent free in this board’s heads.

Let’s win a natty and see if he can match it.

 

[Arehel]

Bell Seaton Cantwell Pancake is ******* insane.

Also just immensely massive OL ... again. Actually potentially bigger which I didn't think possible, since Cantwell is 6'8.

 

[TheATLCane]

But the days of fearing a slime ball like this should be over.

And so should the days of folks around here craving Kiffin to be our coach

 

[Phydeaux]

Kiffin looks like an usher at an adult movie theater!

Pee wee's playhouse

 

[OldhamA]

This is what you call changing the narrative.
It’s coming out that he’s leaked player’s nil numbers in order to negatively recruit the portal and even try to get players from ole miss.

He’s changing the narrative from money to “love of the school or conference”.

He’s taking advantage that we are the media’s villain.

Don’t hear Nakos putting out hit pieces about this.

LSU’s Lane Kiffin Leaked Ole Miss NIL Deals to ‘Destroy’ Rebels Locker Room: Report

LSU's Lane Kiffin reportedly leaked Ole Miss NIL deals as tensions between the two programs continue to escalate in transfer portal.

heavy.com

I hope they have stonewall proof of that - if I'm Kiffin I sue them for everything they've got.

 

[kanecrazed]

Kiffin looks like an usher at an adult movie theater!

I'll take your word for it.

 

[Damiencane86]

Probably true. He was always going to be the villain when he left Ole Miss because he was going to a rival or another villain school. The tea leaves also paint the Oregon exit differently depending on who tells the tale. Lane lives rent free in this board’s heads.

Let’s win a natty and see if he can match it.

The Oregon exit was unique due to Mario's ties to Miami. Oregon fans in their delusional arrogance convinced themselves it wasnt gonna hsppen and when it became obvious it was happening they painted Mario as a villain out of sheer bitterness. Lane gets attention on this board because he's an attention seeking clown who loves to troll and many here eat it up. Hes just a used car salesman with better PR.

 

[WesternMDCane]

Actually more than that, about 8.2 billion now.

Well ****, I stand corrected

 

[Hoyacane1620]

 

[Zbrod95]

So they’re pushing not because they lead but because they have too…got it.

 

[JamesQuall]

There are between 4-5 billion people on this spinning ball we call Earth, don’t let some asshat who follows money more than anything ruin your day with a tweet.

Try 8+ billion my guy