Jim Leavitt/Randy Edsall

Why must you poo poo on my dream scenario?

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I can live with smacking around players Leavitt and locking Craig James's punk kid in a closet Leach but old look the other way while rapists run amok on my team Briles is kind of a bridge too far..
 
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Ha...didn't even see this thread, but I just mentioned in another that I'd be fine with Mario calling Jim Leavitt to run the defense were he to be hired here.
 
Let’s hire The Rock who wouldn’t wanna play for a movie star…atleast he would teach the defense how to get the man on the ground and belly flop on them like Courtel Jenkins
 
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I am just following suit. Seems like today is, throw the dumbest names out there for HC day.

Am I doing it right?
You know it will be the worst person we can think of and it will be done in a 6-hour job search! My guess is that we will go full woke and get either a female coach or a transgender coach, just so we can be the talk of college football up until the ball gets snapped next year and we lose all of our games.
 
Don't be surprised if Leach throws his hat in the ring again but he really left a bad taste last time he was down here for an interview.
I’m sure he will try but I doubt frenk would allow someone like leach here. Tvd would set acc records with the pirate
 
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I can live with smacking around players Leavitt and locking Craig James's punk kid in a closet Leach but old look the other way while rapists run amok on my team Briles is kind of a bridge too far..


Not even if I mandate that Jen Strawley be his personal assistant???


And dont forget that we'll add Mike Price to the staff. Gotta have at least one coach who frequents the local strip clubs and uses the university credit card to pay for the .... talent. :quagfinal:
 
Not even if I mandate that Jen Strawley be his personal assistant???


And dont forget that we'll add Mike Price to the staff. Gotta have at least one coach who frequents the local strip clubs and uses the university credit card to pay for the .... talent. :quagfinal:
I'm not sure that balances it out
 
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Do a national search then promote our DC to HC….Blake will hire Manny Diaz to replace Manny Diaz and give the buyout right back to UM athletics. Blake playing Jedi mind tricks, literally - the man is probably playing with his Stars Wars toys during BOT meetings
 
Do a national search then promote our DC to HC….Blake will hire Manny Diaz to replace Manny Diaz and give the buyout right back to UM athletics. Blake playing Jedi mind tricks, literally - the man is probably playing with his Stars Wars toys during BOT meetings



Let's not forget that in 2006 UM paid $80K to a consultant to find Coker's replacement.....




....only to hire a guy who was already on campus. :zczkqmritjdsoaq.jpg:
 
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