Jess Simpson

[ScubaCane]

 

[jackbenimble71]

She is overrated

I wouldn't kick her out of the bed

 

[Paranos]

@Paranos

Everybody likes a plump happy gal.

 

[Redstate12]

If does leave hope we hire a Big 10 oline coach with Midwest connections. Tired of recruiting player and having to "teach" them how to block. Grab some players who have been properly schooled nasty but need to physically develop.

 

[404Usernamenotfound]

*** ALERT!!!

We have a code red homo emergency!

Overrated in no way means I wouldn’t smash. I just don’t think she’s this 10/10 the way folks like to make it sound

 

[MIA42178]

Overrated in no way means I wouldn’t smash. I just don’t think she’s this 10/10 the way folks like to make it sound

*** Alert downgraded to code yellow — homo watch

 

[South Side Chi Cane]

@Paranos

Not big enough for him.

 

[Rellyrell]

WOW.

Those are some spectacular teeth!

Pearly white.

I think you misspelled ****, friend. Not trying to be a spelling police.

 

[nystateofmind]

I think you misspelled ****, friend. Not trying to be a spelling police.

No, friend.

I meant teeth.

I don’t even know what “****” are.

 

[Rellyrell]

No, friend.

I meant teeth.

I don’t even know what “****” are.

It's the bouncy items on Jessica's Chest. Surely Kenneth and his Nigerian girl have run around the house nekkid and you've "accidentally" glanced at them, si?

 

[nystateofmind]

It's the bouncy items on Jessica's Chest. Surely Kenneth and his Nigerian girl have run around the house nekkid and you've "accidentally" glanced at them, si?

I have never seen Kenneth fully naked.

 

[The Owl]

I have never seen Kenneth fully naked.

Friend, I meant to ask you this the other day but it slipped my mind. Is Adaku going to be joining you and Kenneth on your Caribbean vacation during the holidays?

 

[Rellyrell]

I have never seen Kenneth fully naked.

Well what about Adaku? Running freely as if she was on the plains of Nigeria?

 

[nystateofmind]

Friend, I meant to ask you this the other day but it slipped my mind. Is Adaku going to be joining you and Kenneth on your Caribbean vacation during the holidays?

No, friend, she will not be joining us.

It will just be me and Kenneth.

Alone at sea.

Sharing a room.

For a week.

 

[mdpcane]

that was a pic of Jessica a LONGGGGG time ago..... she is in @Paranos territory today. LOL

 

[nystateofmind]

Well what about Adaku? Running freely as if she was on the plains of Nigeria?

There was an unfortunate incident where I did indeed catch a glimpse of an exposed Adaku.

I can’t get into specifics.

 

[The Owl]

No, friend, she will not be joining us.

It will just be me and Kenneth.

Alone at sea.

In one small room.

For a week.

Sounds wonderful! It is always nice to get away from the daily hustle and bustle even if it is just for a week or so.

 

[Rellyrell]

that was a pic of Jessica a LONGGGGG time ago..... she is in @Paranos territory today. LOL

Facts bro. She got cankles now. That boy Tony Romo gave her a eating disorder. lol.

 

[Rellyrell]

There was an unfortunate incident where I did indeed catch a glimpse of an exposed Adaku.

I can’t get into specifics.

Heavens! Was Kenneth OK with your accidental glimpse of her Garden of Eden outfit?

 

[nystateofmind]

Heavens! Was Kenneth OK with your accidental glimpse of her Garden of Eden outfit?

Yes.

Kenneth thankfully understood it was unintentional.