Ok, guysm, I have an idea.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who went to school with one of our position coaches who saw one of our recruits at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Anyhow, I will put up $100,000 of my money against $5 of anyone else's money so that I can prove that I once took classes with Randy Shannon. I am going to contact 5 of the moderators, because everyone knows they are righteous dudes, and then I will arrange to have UM send my transcripts and Randy Shannon's transcripts to 2 of the 5 moderators, while the other 3 moderators will get the random transcripts of Jon Secada, Steve O, and Gene Roddenberry, all of whom attended UM.
Then, I will arrange to have IndayArthauz feed all 5 transcripts into a supercomputer in order to collate all of the courses taken over the various semesters. Now, I know that Jon Secada and Gene Roddenberry went to UM well before I did, though Steve O went at the same time, but I never had any classes with him. Once the supercomputer shows a match for all the classes I took with Randy Shannon, I will pay everyone $100,000 each, but if I cannot establish that I took classes with Randy Shannon, you each owe me $5.
I hope that everyone will accept this very reasonable and not-at-all-insane proposal.