forums

i've had enough of this (florida beatdown thread)

Advertisement
Earnest T. Bass said:
And after the Canes beat the Gators by 175 points the team will board a flight to the Olympics where they will win all the weight lifting categories and then take gold medals in EVERY track and field event (not to mention that ribbon dancing thingy), followed with the biggest point margin win in Super Bowl history. In their spare time, they will win every 2019/2020 game, the ACC title and National Championship. Every player will win a Heisman and be selected as the first NFL draft pick. All players, but 3 will go on to marry Victoria Secret lingerie models. The 3 that don't marry the Victoria secret lingerie models have opted to join hands in matrimony with 3 Russian weightlifters they met at the Olympics...Nikola, Oleg, and Nikita.

For the first time in my life...it's a new Cane thing--that I openly admit I don't understand!

PS; Many are questioning why we are even playing the Gators as we should simply be awarded the victory and move on to the next game, much like what happened when we rolled over LSU. You do remember that beatdown we put on LSU after the usual suspects on this message board predicted the Canes would crush LSU by a score of 35 to 14?
Click to expand...
We're gonna go to New York! We're gonna go to Vermont! We're gonna go to Oregon! We're gonna go to Pittsburgh in Pennsylvania! We're gonna go to Cancun for spring break! We're gonna go to Montreal! We're gonna go to Vancouver! We're going all over the world! And then I'm coming all the way back to Warshington DC to take back the White House! BYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
neither team scores more than 17

new offense

and just flat out issues on both teams in certain areas
 
jackedaround said:
stop being wimps and man up right now. we are going to stomp florida so hard they will quit midway through the 3rd.

if you think otherwise go back to Tallahassee where you probably came from.

we have everything going in our favor. right now about to eat some fried gator.

canes 35 florida 14
Click to expand...
I'm with you, but it's pretty optimistic about an offense we haven't seen yet. I do believe the defense will hold them under 20.
 
Advertisement
If Miami doesn't make lizard skin boots by 75 points...

FTB.

I'm in the ****pit right now warming up the engines.

Who is with me!!??


I'm sorry, I get impulsive from time to time.
 
Earnest T. Bass said:
And after the Canes beat the Gators by 175 points the team will board a flight to the Olympics where they will win all the weight lifting categories and then take gold medals in EVERY track and field event (not to mention that ribbon dancing thingy), followed with the biggest point margin win in Super Bowl history. In their spare time, they will win every 2019/2020 game, the ACC title and National Championship. Every player will win a Heisman and be selected as the first NFL draft pick. All players, but 3 will go on to marry Victoria Secret lingerie models. The 3 that don't marry the Victoria secret lingerie models have opted to join hands in matrimony with 3 Russian weightlifters they met at the Olympics...Nikola, Oleg, and Nikita.

For the first time in my life...it's a new Cane thing--that I openly admit I don't understand!

PS; Many are questioning why we are even playing the Gators as we should simply be awarded the victory and move on to the next game, much like what happened when we rolled over LSU. You do remember that beatdown we put on LSU after the usual suspects on this message board predicted the Canes would crush LSU by a score of 35 to 14?
Click to expand...
Earnie, they’ve been talking about hanging 60 points on us and having their walk-ons in the game in the 3rd quarter. This is mild.
 
paksat said:
neither team scores more than 17

new offense

and just flat out issues on both teams in certain areas
Click to expand...

Under normal circumstances, I would agree.

But JT4 in a money year COMPLETELY changes my outlook.

We basically got Santana Moss making crazier catches and a poor man’s Reggie Wayne. Tes are 2nd year versions of Olsen and Winslow. The backs will get 150 or more.

There will be inconsistent series and punts, but we will get some big plays too.

I also expect a nonoffensive td, maybe two. I think the offense gets 10 in the first half of a low scoring game. 17-24 as they heat up in the second.

If Grantham is foolish enough to not double JT, the turds will be way behind REAL FAST.
 
Advertisement
Earnest T. Bass said:
And after the Canes beat the Gators by 175 points the team will board a flight to the Olympics where they will win all the weight lifting categories and then take gold medals in EVERY track and field event (not to mention that ribbon dancing thingy), followed with the biggest point margin win in Super Bowl history. In their spare time, they will win every 2019/2020 game, the ACC title and National Championship. Every player will win a Heisman and be selected as the first NFL draft pick. All players, but 3 will go on to marry Victoria Secret lingerie models. The 3 that don't marry the Victoria secret lingerie models have opted to join hands in matrimony with 3 Russian weightlifters they met at the Olympics...Nikola, Oleg, and Nikita.

For the first time in my life...it's a new Cane thing--that I openly admit I don't understand!

PS; Many are questioning why we are even playing the Gators as we should simply be awarded the victory and move on to the next game, much like what happened when we rolled over LSU. You do remember that beatdown we put on LSU after the usual suspects on this message board predicted the Canes would crush LSU by a score of 35 to 14?
Click to expand...

I feel your confidence.
 
Back
Top