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Page305 said:
Contributing to Canes connection is gonna help us win games??? 😮😮😮😮

How much do I need to donate to guarantee a 10+ win season?? I'm not playing. I will donate it right now!!!!
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Calinative said:
lol bully slurpers. You mopes are literally such pussies it’s hilarious. Carry on being a sad little mope crying about being bullied about the fact that we have improved every year. All we gotta do is see how we perform on the field this year. No need to cry about things in July. All you gotta do is watch the season and if we do well maybe yall can stop being little crybaby doomers about everything and be happy with a result for once. Then If this season doesn’t go well then nobody will be happy…well besides yall that relish us being bad.

So all ya gotta do is wait and you’ll be happy either way!
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I'm still giggling at that term - bully slurpers.

I'm thinking about buying 7-11 and changing their signature drink name to Slurper rather than Slurpee. I'll still keep the Slurpee around. The cup will simply have pictures of Mario on it since he is technically the "Slurpee." This drink of course will be espresso flavored and served in a thimble. The Slurper drink will be Horchata flavored and the cups will rotate having the avatars of you, me and the other folks that @WeBallinBoyz called out. It will be served with a side of anger and a dash of pre-workout with a rosy outlook. I am also imposing a 30% suck tax on the mopes who will inevitably want a souvenir Bully Slurper cup after our return to glory in 2029.

If this plan fails, I'll just change the name of the store to 7-6.
 
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WeBallinBoyz said:
Ahhh, the Mario tough guy thread again!

Perfect place for the tough Mario bros. No one cares that it’s July, but the relentless aggressive posting and copium to pivot from the current movement always makes me laugh.

@Ispyin
@BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati is already at it
@Calinative
@Hegemon

Could tag like 20 of you but here’s the most prominent bully slurpers on the board. This is your safe space. Beat your chest and tell everyone how they’re vaginas and have to toughen up and out-physical opposing posters. You guys definitely all have hot wives and everyone else likes to see their wives cucked in the corner or something like that. That’s normally the go-to on here.

The lack of intelligence from this Physical Four is relentless and brain dead 😂

Also forgot like 5 of JZcane’s alter egos, but the other 4 hate Mario so it’s kind of a toss-up. Just depends on the day.
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man is called a slupper for saying to show up to games. it is embarrassing that miami was 8-0 when they played duke and the stadium was empty. you can call out a coach and a bad fan base at the same time. but let me guess.... fans will show up if you win an acc title and that the orange bowl wasn't filled in the winning years....
 
WeBallinBoyz said:
Ahhh, the Mario tough guy thread again!

Perfect place for the tough Mario bros. No one cares that it’s July, but the relentless aggressive posting and copium to pivot from the current movement always makes me laugh.

@Ispyin
@BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati is already at it
@Calinative
@Hegemon

Could tag like 20 of you but here’s the most prominent bully slurpers on the board. This is your safe space. Beat your chest and tell everyone how they’re vaginas and have to toughen up and out-physical opposing posters. You guys definitely all have hot wives and everyone else likes to see their wives cucked in the corner or something like that. That’s normally the go-to on here.

The lack of intelligence from this Physical Four is relentless and brain dead 😂

Also forgot like 5 of JZcane’s alter egos, but the other 4 hate Mario so it’s kind of a toss-up. Just depends on the day.
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BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati said:
I'm still giggling at that term - bully slurpers.

I'm thinking about buying 7-11 and changing their signature drink name to Slurper rather than Slurpee. I'll still keep the Slurpee around. The cup will simply have pictures of Mario on it since he is technically the "Slurpee." This drink of course will be espresso flavored and served in a thimble. The Slurper drink will Horchata flavored and the cups will rotate having the avatars of you, me and the other folks that @WeBallinBoyz called out. It will be served with a side of anger and a dash of pre-workout with a rosy outlook. I am also imposing a 30% suck tax on the mopes who will inevitably want a souvenir Bully Slurper cup after our return to glory in 2029.

If this plan fails, I'll just change the name of the store to 7-6.
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@bdcane4eva

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It’s July. Your point is? There’s a reason most of these cats are already committed or will be shortly

Relying on flips is a fools exercise, especially with the new legislation. Not saying they can’t happen but it’ll be more difficult (and sparse) than ever before.
 
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Gables Canes said:
It’s July. Your point is? There’s a reason most of these cats are already committed or will be shortly

Relying on flips is a fools exercise, especially with the new legislation. Not saying they can’t happen but it’ll be more difficult (and sparse) than ever before.
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Reading comprehension is essential.

The. Point. I. Was. Making. Is. Stop. Overreacting. All. We. Can. Do. As. Fans. Is. Our. Part. In. Helping. The. Team. Win.

Winning. Will. Solve. A. Lot. Of. Our. Problems. So. Let's. Win. Some. ****. Football. Games.

Another thing,

This time last year, Hayden Lowe (5-star player) was committed to USC. What's to say we can't flip one or two highly ranked players if we win 10 or more games this year?

USC, UF, And FSU may all collapse this year.

I'll start worrying if we have a poor showing this year. Right now, it's mid July. let these things work themselves out.
 
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