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My siblings of the sporting world, please, gather at my feet. I will tell you the tale of my journey through the Offseason, of my search for a Muad’Dib of Miami.
I crossed the sea of green glass
Stepped into the towers of the infinite
Sprinted up their stairs, past the jackals of fate
Looked into the naked eye of the sun
I reached my hand into the future
Pressed my fingers into the unknown
From it, I withdrew an obsidian stone
Upon the face was etched a name
In my palm, the stone became a figure
The frame of a man, strong as the stone
Tall as the towers of the infinite
Faster than the jackals of fate
Unassuming as the sea of glass
His future bright as the eye of the sun…
My son.
Colbie Young.
Despite not playing until the fifth game of the year, Colbie demonstrated a fearlessness not seen in his peers. In a few short games he reached a level of production that, should his QB not have been injured, might have saved the job of the least competent playcaller this living fan has ever seen.
This is what I foresaw:
He shall be a Rambo amongst common soldiers.
The very mention of his name will make DBs feel old.
He shall be held and yet still claim the skin of the pig.
He shall touch down 11 times, while still standing tall.
He shall break the bones of the living and drink their marrow while they still draw breath.
(The last impartation may be influenced by a scintilla of poetic liberty).
Whom has your journey through the offseason revealed to you as the player who will break out from their banal state in the campaign on 2023? And why are you wrongly choosing against Colbie?
I crossed the sea of green glass
Stepped into the towers of the infinite
Sprinted up their stairs, past the jackals of fate
Looked into the naked eye of the sun
I reached my hand into the future
Pressed my fingers into the unknown
From it, I withdrew an obsidian stone
Upon the face was etched a name
In my palm, the stone became a figure
The frame of a man, strong as the stone
Tall as the towers of the infinite
Faster than the jackals of fate
Unassuming as the sea of glass
His future bright as the eye of the sun…
My son.
Colbie Young.
Despite not playing until the fifth game of the year, Colbie demonstrated a fearlessness not seen in his peers. In a few short games he reached a level of production that, should his QB not have been injured, might have saved the job of the least competent playcaller this living fan has ever seen.
This is what I foresaw:
He shall be a Rambo amongst common soldiers.
The very mention of his name will make DBs feel old.
He shall be held and yet still claim the skin of the pig.
He shall touch down 11 times, while still standing tall.
He shall break the bones of the living and drink their marrow while they still draw breath.
(The last impartation may be influenced by a scintilla of poetic liberty).
Whom has your journey through the offseason revealed to you as the player who will break out from their banal state in the campaign on 2023? And why are you wrongly choosing against Colbie?
