Impact of R. Jenkins S, R. Scott wr, Quan Muhammad

[The Franchise]

We haven't had 18 sacks as a team since Golden has been here.

AQM--18 sacks to lead the country.

Scott--52 catches for 978 yards and 10 TDs.

Jenkins--3 huge game-changing INTs.

Coach Golden hasn't had a physically mature AQM since he's been here either.

Can you elaborate on what exactly you mean by "physically mature"?

Big rippling biceps and bulging glutes that make even the most devoutly heterosexual amongst us quiver a bit. I'd love to see some naked pictures of AQM so I could more scientifically analyze the way he's built his body up. Strictly for scientific purposes, dear friend, even though I find that manually manipulating my own genitalia while scientifically analyzing the body parts stimulates my mind to more clarity for my analysis.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

We haven't had 18 sacks as a team since Golden has been here.

AQM--18 sacks to lead the country.

Scott--52 catches for 978 yards and 10 TDs.

Jenkins--3 huge game-changing INTs.

Coach Golden hasn't had a physically mature AQM since he's been here either.

Can you elaborate on what exactly you mean by "physically mature"?

Big rippling biceps and bulging glutes that make even the most devoutly heterosexual amongst us quiver a bit. I'd love to see some naked pictures of AQM so I could more scientifically analyze the way he's built his body up. Strictly for scientific purposes, dear friend, even though I find that manually manipulating my own genitalia while scientifically analyzing the body parts stimulates my mind to more clarity for my analysis.

I've heard good things about rectal digital exploration in that regard.