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... After winning a natty of course.

That aside, about a month ago, I was reading the gaytor board and some nerd **** was fantasizing about a future UiF natty and how the 30 for 30 that would be done on the gaytors would start with this "guy in khakis" (Dan Mullet) coming in and turning around what McEltooth left him. Exciting stuff.

Kicking Temple to the curb, showing up with no recruiting class, then decisively and absolutely sodomizing the transfer portal and now cucking Willie T & staph by crashing his clinic and siphoning off his audience with a beer party - that's the stuff that future 30 for 30's are made of.

Win a natty and it's happening. This just keeps getting better. It's so great to be a Miami Hurricane!
 
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RVACane said:
... After winning a natty of course.

That aside, about a month ago, I was reading the gaytor board and some nerd **** was fantasizing about a future UiF natty and how the 30 for 30 that would be done on the gaytors would start with this "guy in khakis" (Dan Mullet) coming in and turning around what McEltooth left him. Exciting stuff.

Kicking Temple to the curb, showing up with no recruiting class, then decisively and absolutely sodomizing the transfer portal and now cucking Willie T & staph by crashing his clinic and siphoning off his audience with a beer party - that's the stuff that future 30 for 30's are made of.

Win a natty and it's happening. This just keeps getting better. It's so great to be a Miami Hurricane!
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AMEN Bro! AMEN!! Go C-A-N-E-S!
 
Mel Bernstein said:
We just finished a 7-6 season with the most anemic offense in Miami history and now we're writing our third 30 for 30.
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Because changes were made from that season, and 7-6 is a compelling origin for a redemption story. Nobody is doing a 30/30 about Bama; they are the most boring team ever. "Well, we bought as many good players as possible, jacked them up on PEDs to max them out, and fronted them with an accomplished coach and the largest support staff full of big-name guys." It's like playing a video game with cheat codes on.
 
Mel Bernstein said:
We just finished a 7-6 season with the most anemic offense in Miami history and now we're writing our third 30 for 30.
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We'retheBoss said:
Because changes were made from that season, and 7-6 is a compelling origin for a redemption story. Nobody is doing a 30/30 about Bama; they are the most boring team ever. "Well, we bought as many good players as possible, jacked them up on PEDs to max them out, and fronted them with an accomplished coach and the largest support staff full of big-name guys." It's like playing a video game with cheat codes on.
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Awesome post!!!
 
It's been far too long since there's been this much buzz about the U RVA. We were left for dead 12/28/18. The most stunning aspect is that it's been less than 2 months since Manny became the HC. What he's accomplished in such a short amount of time is absolutely amazing. I realize results on the field will be what matters most, but I haven't been this excited for an upcoming season in a long time.
 
We'retheBoss said:
Because changes were made from that season, and 7-6 is a compelling origin for a redemption story. Nobody is doing a 30/30 about Bama; they are the most boring team ever. "Well, we bought as many good players as possible, jacked them up on PEDs to max them out, and fronted them with an accomplished coach and the largest support staff full of big-name guys." It's like playing a video game with cheat codes on.
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That is probably the best description I've read of Alabama. It is absolutely like playing a video game with cheat codes. Emphasis on cheat.

Spend millions to secure the best players? Check
Lease cars to your own players? Check
Media immunity? Check
Outspend other colleges by a wide margin? Check
Have an army of "analysts" to provide additional coaching support? Check
Max out your players in college, so that they have no upside for the NFL? Check

Do all of this, and you are considered the greatest "coach" ever.
 
Could be more than 3 of them done.Manny builds Miami up dethrones bama and Clemson.making the good teams look bad on a repeated basis .
 
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RVACane said:
... After winning a natty of course.

That aside, about a month ago, I was reading the gaytor board and some nerd **** was fantasizing about a future UiF natty and how the 30 for 30 that would be done on the gaytors would start with this "guy in khakis" (Dan Mullet) coming in and turning around what McEltooth left him. Exciting stuff.

Kicking Temple to the curb, showing up with no recruiting class, then decisively and absolutely sodomizing the transfer portal and now cucking Willie T & staph by crashing his clinic and siphoning off his audience with a beer party - that's the stuff that future 30 for 30's are made of.

Win a natty and it's happening. This just keeps getting better. It's so great to be a Miami Hurricane!
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The Nike thing is the stuff of legends if followed by skinnned and gutted gators across central FL. Manny has the TOC and the smash and grab beer fest. Now he needs the slaughter of the scales in August. Then, run the table until we declaw the paws.
 
RVACane said:
... After winning a natty of course.

That aside, about a month ago, I was reading the gaytor board and some nerd **** was fantasizing about a future UiF natty and how the 30 for 30 that would be done on the gaytors would start with this "guy in khakis" (Dan Mullet) coming in and turning around what McEltooth left him. Exciting stuff.

Kicking Temple to the curb, showing up with no recruiting class, then decisively and absolutely sodomizing the transfer portal and now cucking Willie T & staph by crashing his clinic and siphoning off his audience with a beer party - that's the stuff that future 30 for 30's are made of.

Win a natty and it's happening. This just keeps getting better. It's so great to be a Miami Hurricane!
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Yea that UFAG 30 for 30 sounds more like a Hallmark Channel after school special..
 
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