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If you were on an island with Blake James....

Keep your books and coupons. I’d kick him to sleep. Once he was dead, I’d kick him some more. I’d like an apple. Apples are delicious. When I was done with my Apple, I’d find a nice safe place to tie/anchor his dead body and place it in the water. I’d spend my time watching it bloat and rot until help arrived. Joy
 
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One machete, fishing line and a hook.
First order of business, chop Blake’s head off and stick it on a spike. Then use his flesh as bait, get my fish on. And live the gilligans island dream. 😎 Lol
 
Medley... is this what off-season threads are gonna look like?

Question... is the island uninhabited... and if it is what store coupon is redeemable there.
 
Living History, Hillary Clinton

Hard Choices, Hillary Clinton

What Happened, Hillary Clinton

Strawley will have already forced Blake to read these tomes over and over, so the thought of having these as his only reading material will drive him to look for an appropriate drug to calm him. He will then belive the food item I brought,

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Is the red-colored sedative zolpidem. He will eat mass quantities of them to try and calm down. This will induce a monster thirst that he will try to quench by drinking gallons of seawater; yes, bad things happen when a lot of seawater is ingested.

I will then use my free rescue coupon,

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To go home.
 
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A book of matches (fire for the "sacrifice")
A book of stamps (to mail the ashes to DS)
Bible (obvious reasons)

The biggest well done steak you've ever seen. I can eat on it for months and use it as a weapon.

A coupon to the massage parlor. Happy ending.
 
“There Will Be Blood”
“The Hangman’s Knot”
“Revenge”

The food item would be a loaf of month-old Cuban bread (the perfect food weapon).

The coupon would be to the Disney store, where dreams become a reality.
 
The three largest Encyclopedia books

A large coconut

A travel store coupon

Use the books and coconut to bludgeon Blake relentlessly.....after finally beating him senseless and completely immobile.

USE THE TRAVEL COUPON TO BRING MANNY TO THE ISLAND

REPEAT BOOKS AND COCONUT ORDEAL until Manny can't talk or dance anymore ( no need to beat him senseless since he already is)

Then confidently wait to be rescued by dedicated Cane fans.

Serve as Grand Marshall of the New Premier Nuervo Miami We Back Jack!! parade for the 1st game with our 1st REAL coach in decades

Go back into obscurity, never granting interviews about what really happened on the island....despite enduring numerous Blake and Manny's stuttering severely slurred speech interviews claiming that they were mentally and physically abused and left severely impaired by an enraged Cane fan with big books and a Coconut and how he is no hero.

But of course I would be
 
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