If you were on an island with Blake James....

[MedleyCane]

And you were only allowed three books and one food item, and a coupon to a store, what would it be?

 

[nystateofmind]

- Giovanni's Room
- The Color Purple
- The Price of Salt

Bananas.

Coupon to Bath and Body Works.

 

[ChoadCane]

One gun and two bullets. I shoot Blake twice and swim to my death. Go Canes.

 

[CaneinBroward]

I don't know what I am amazed by more....the OP's question or how quickly NYSOM had an answer.

 

[Ethnicsands]

I don't know what I am amazed by more....the OP's question or how quickly NYSOM logged out and re-logged in under a different usename to post an answer.

 

[MedleyCane]

I don't know what I am amazed by more....the OP's question or how quickly NYSOM had an answer.

Those Bath&Body Works coupon are fire.
Gotta go with La'Occittane though.

 

[rekofred]

My three books would be the last 3 issues of the sports illustrated swimsuit edition and the food item would be a stiff celery stalk so I can shove it up his incompetent ****.

 

[SFbayCane]

OP's name is Medley, and THIS...is 2020.

 

[Ethnicsands]

And you were only allowed three books and one food item, and a coupon to a store, what would it be?

The Story of O
Football for Dummies
Kama Sutra
Crisco
Victoria’s Secret

 

[SSCane]

Books :
- Sailing manual.
- How to navigate by stars
- How to turn a corpse into a raft.
I would use Flakes James’s blotted body as a boat, after I strangled him after 30 seconds on the Island.

Food item :
- Seafood - could eat it or use for bait if needed.

Coupon :
A mortuary- The least I could do after using Blake’s corpse as a boat, to escape a desolate Island would be to have his tranny get a 20% discount on disposing of his blotted half eaten body.

 

[miamian01]

- Giovanni's Room
- The Color Purple
- The Price of Salt

Bananas.

Coupon to Bath and Body Works.

What you’d do with the bananas is your business.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Well, he apparently likes St. John in the summer. If I ever catch him on the ferry from St. Thomas again, I won't hesitate.

 

[CaneFanWNY]

The 3 longest paged hardcopies out there to have 3 different sources to beat the **** out of his skull, and whatever food he is fatally allergic to, to force feed him...then I drift off happily into the abyss

 

[M3N]

And you were only allowed three books and one food item, and a coupon to a store, what would it be?

3 encyclopedias. The heavy kinds. So I can bash him over the head with

 

[joglen15]

- Radio original screenplay
- The Bible
- Pillars by Al Golden

- Cookie cake

- Coupon to Dyme Life

 

[UMFarArcher]

I don't know what I am amazed by more....the OP's question or how quickly NYSOM had an answer.

Oh! He's quick!

Got a mind like a steel tarp!

 

[Cribby]

Id beat him to death with a coconut then use his skin to make a nice hand bag and his bones to make a canoe.

 

[caneofny]

Id beat him to death with a coconut then use his skin to make a nice hand bag and his bones to make a canoe.

you’re a creepy *** macgyver...

 

[Go Canes!!]

Id beat him to death with a coconut then use his skin to make a nice hand bag and his bones to make a canoe.

It puts the lotion in the basket...

 

[Tad Footeball]

Books:

Food Item:

Coupon: