I was once out strolling one very hot summer’s day

[Mohun Biswas]

When I thought I’d lay myself down to rest
In a big field of Greentree Field grass
I laid there in the sun and felt it caressing my face
And I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed that I was an FBS football coach
And that I was the Head Coach of this FBS football team
This really blew my mind
The fact that me an overwed nerdy NASA gnome should be the Head Coach of an FBS football team,hmmm
But there I was
I was taken to a film room
A place that seemed quite unused
I stood at the dais
Naked to the world
In front of
Every kind of player
There was short ones,tall ones,fast ones,slow ones
Smart ones,dumb ones,nonexcuting ones
Out of the middle came Corch Richt
He whispered in my ear
Something crazy
He said
We don’t need explosive plays we don’t explosive plays we don’t need explosive plays we don’t need explosive plays
I could feel hot waves of bull**** roaring at my back
And he disappeared but soon he returned
In his hand was a glass of Kool Aid
In the other a laminated offensive play chart
He poured some of the Kool Aid from the glass into his mouth
And just before he drank it he said
We don’t need explosive plays we don’t need explosive plays...

 

[deleted4920]

Very solid work. The millenials didn't seem to get.....

Spill the wine, dig that terrible offensive play calling.

 

[Cajuncane]

but the world needs to know..did he spill that wine..

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Women tell me I have a majestic schwantz.

Does that count?