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I was with you till we got to the blow up child’s toy helmet. No thanks. Original was just fire extinguishers.

1. Bring back basic smoke.
2. Pay the a professional to be the Ibis. Enough with students just crossing the beak and doing the U.
 
I’m with OP. Exactly what I thought when we came out. Love the smoke, obviously. Hate the flames. Feels forced and corny. It’s not us.
 
Can we please get rid of the stupid flame throwing things when we run through the smoke. Every school in the country has them it’s not who we are. We originated the smoke and need to stick to that. Oh, and bring back the inflatable helmet!
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Again, glad u said that. Richt brought them w him coming from UGA. I hate it, too. Give us real smoke w/o the corny fire to run through. It’s minor, but man it makes us feel like copy cats when we’re the trendsetters
 
I was with you till we got to the blow up child’s toy helmet. No thanks. Original was just fire extinguishers.

1. Bring back basic smoke.
2. Pay the a professional to be the Ibis. Enough with students just crossing the beak and doing the U.
That’s a tradition the should never change. It’s an honor to pick a douchey Numbn*ts to parade around like a mime in a giant ibis outfit. If anything bring back the female ibis.
 
Can we please get rid of the stupid flame throwing things when we run through the smoke. Every school in the country has them it’s not who we are. We originated the smoke and need to stick to that. Oh, and bring back the inflatable helmet!
Getting Old Baby Boomer GIF by MOODMAN
I dont hate this take
 
Music choices are a mess. You rollout Trick Daddy and Rick Ross, and follow up with Sweet Caroline.

I don’t know what they’re thinking with video right before the team runs out. Not a single classic highlight clip from over the years.
That Sweet Caroline was wild. I don't understand why they treat this like a baseball game or something.
 
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The f'n band of the hour needs to shut the F up when we are on offense! It doesn't help when they pump the band's music through the stadium speakers, and they play until 10-15 seconds are left on the play clock, WHEN WE ARE ON OFFENSE!
Think we should just nuke the band. Looks so bad, sounds like ***. Doesn’t do anything
 
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All they really need to do is during the day 4X the amount of smoke that comes out and at night **** the flames and just get massive white lights to amplify the smoke lit from the ground upwards. It will absolutely work concerts. Have been doing it for years.

Could be wrong, but pretty sure the smoke was meant to signify the clouds of a storm approaching. Can’t recall there being a fire storm in South Florida in my lifetime. If you’re gonna do anything that way, make it look like a lightning.
 
All they really need to do is during the day 4X the amount of smoke that comes out and at night **** the flames and just get massive white lights to amplify the smoke lit from the ground upwards. It will absolutely work concerts. Have been doing it for years.

Could be wrong, but pretty sure the smoke was meant to signify the clouds of a storm approaching. Can’t recall there being a fire storm in South Florida in my lifetime. If you’re gonna do anything that way, make it look like a lightning.
IIRC we used to crank up the hurricane siren and play some sort of radio warning storm sound approaching, then hit the smoke and there we go.
I think it stopped after Hurricane Andrew came through maybe I just "misremembered".
 
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