**** I MIGHT'VE ****ED UP

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BRUH I'M LIT NOW THAT HENN GOT A ***** RIGHT I WENT TO THE STORE GOT 6 CIGARS.......N I USE A KANSAS CITY RUB THAT **** IS FIRE *****!!!!!!!! I'M READY NOW I'M ON IT NOW BUZZ AND HIT THAT FIRE.

You’re back bro, all gonna be good. But just in case we lose, what’s the address you’ll be hanging at tonight?

Nah man, kidding.

I saw an ibis strolling down the sidewalk when we stopped at a light this morning. We can’t lose.
 
I am already pre partying from pre partying last night.

But you made me stop my tracks at seeing two bottles of Hennessy..

Snaps on the gas.

Don't worry we all got you. No bad juju .
 
We had a few superstitions at our house;

At the start of the season, we all put our hurricane hats on top of the entertainment center, and at the end, we all took them off.

I had a J12 jersey by Nike, and whenever I wore it in a big game, we lost. I was forbidden to wear the shirt on gameday, and when I did, we lost to Clemson and hired Mark Richt.

I keep that jersey in the closet, because I feared putting it in the garbage would cause a massive wreck on the freeway when the garbage truck took it, lol.
 
Urban Meyer needs one of your blunts...

Legal out here now, someday I'm gonna have to try one of those pieces of candy. Never tried a blunt either even though my buddy was the biggest blunt smoker in palm beach country. His oxygen tank is proof of that. LOL but it's not funny.
 
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My pregame routine is the same go buy steaks and wings from butcher on Wednesday put light dry rub on wings let sit until Saturday. Thursdays is 2 bottles of hennesey some peach vodka for the lady. Friday is 3 Cigars and roll up 2 blunts Saturday is put everything in the smoker and eat good when it's ready.



I checked everything off the list except the cigars I forgot the **** cigars.

My caps is off...........anybody else feel like they pregame gotta be The exact same way every game?



Btw I'm gonna be a the Notre dame game who got a lit *** tailgate bruh?


I just finished off an H Upmann. Maybe that will cover the karma for you.
 
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