This is actually the best idea. Remember that game show from the 70’s or 80’s where the contestant gets to go in a cube that money is flying all around and they can try to grab as much as they can in a certain amount of time?I think offense should get a bag of cash right there on the sideline for each TD.
This is actually the best idea. Remember that game show from the 70’s or 80’s where the contestant gets to go in a cube that money is flying all around and they can try to grab as much as they can in a certain amount of time?
We should get an elongated version of one of those where our guy goes in there and lays down on a platform and just has money blowing all around him, right there on the sidelines.
Too much? Man, what if there was a "Fire Your Inept DC" chain? Might have saved Al Golden's job. What if Randy Shannon had a "Good Use of a Timeout" chain? Maybe it would have improved his game day experience.No. A chain for offense is dumb as **** and it's doing too much.
No, they have matching earrings for that.So what happens if you get a turnover...and return it for a touchdown.
Do you get both chains?
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We should have a guest alumni player for each home game who escorts the current player to the horizontal money booth.
Yeah, I have too much time on my hands today.
You broke the glass with that one.Just have a briefcase - we score - hand out fiddy dollar bills.
Players like liquid rewards - and nothing says liquidity - like cash.
I think we should leave it as it is. If we start making a chain for everything then it goes from something unique and original to a gimmick. If they want something for the OF when they do something special, let Sebastian blow the smoke on them! Get on the bench face the crowd and let the bird hit them with the smoke!! That smoke is original to us so no copy cats!!I love the fire and emotion that thing brings when we get a turnover. All those defensive dudes want to wear that chain. I think we should alternate each year between The "U" and The Sebastian chain. Offense should wear it too, for a TD only. I read some want to do away with it. WTF? That **** is cool. Swagger...
Thoughts?
All of those, as horrible as they are, put the Dora the Explorer backpack up in Tallahassee to shame.Some of you guys want our sideline to look like they just left a garage sale.
Got 10 players wearing all type of random ****.
Announcer: “And the Canes will run it here to salt away this victory. There we see a shot of QB NKosi Perry on the sideline wearing the oversized Completion Sombrero. He really played a great game, didn’t he, Bill?”
Announcer #2: “That’s right Josh he really did. And we see him there talking to tight end Brevin Jordan, who’s got on the First-Down Catch Crossing-Guard Vest. He was just outstanding today for Miami.”
This ones a keeper....some if your other ..uhh....ladies, have been ....well...lets just say living a bit large for my taste. This ones got itHave to agree on this one.
Go Canes
We're not the SEC.I think offense should get a bag of cash right there on the sideline for each TD.
Isn't that what helmet stickers are for?I'll be very surprised if Manolo doesn't come up with some perk for the offense scoring a TD or making an impact play. It's more difficult on offense to be fair to everyone. You almost have to break it down by position. I'd like to see something for a back that breaks a run over 25 yards, a WR that makes a catch for over 40 yards, a pancake block, and for recovering a teammates fumble. Maybe they get a sticker on their helmet belittling the opponent for each impact play. We can start off with a crying gator on 8/24.
They may decide it's better to keep it team oriented and do it by total points in the game for the offense. The possibilities are endless.
As for the OP, the chain ain't going nowhere. That's crazy talk. It will be TNM this year if I had to guess. You have to take advantage of the slogan while it's hot. There's no sense in using the hurricane warning flag or an actual hurricane yet.
The famous poet 2Pac once said, "revenge is the sweetest joy next to getting pu$$y." In my wildest dreams, I'd like to see a turnover chain made specifically for the UF game. A hommage to 50 years of them being the most hated team we play and also Jim Kelly. A gator eating his own boogers. We should have Jim Kelly at the game putting the chain around the neck of each player getting a turnover. I think there's going to be several. Nothing would **** them off more. Their fan base would completely loose their minds. What a sweet sweet comeback to the gator flop it would be... to run up the score on them while flaunting a chain of their mascot eating boogers.
Some of you guys want our sideline to look like they just left a garage sale.
Got 10 players wearing all type of random ****.
Announcer: “And the Canes will run it here to salt away this victory. There we see a shot of QB NKosi Perry on the sideline wearing the oversized Completion Sombrero. He really played a great game, didn’t he, Bill?”
Announcer #2: “That’s right Josh he really did. And we see him there talking to tight end Brevin Jordan, who’s got on the First-Down Catch Crossing-Guard Vest. He was just outstanding today for Miami.”