I forgot which comedian did the bit (Chris Rock?), but it was about smart vs dumb criminals.
The smart criminal does a risk analysis and goes for the big theft for the big payoff, and when they get caught
they find a way to weasel out of major jail time, whereas the dumb criminal gets busted for stealing pencils from
a convenience store and does major time.
UM is the latter.
LOL.
We are not good at it.
We have people wanting to break rules not on behalf of UM, but really on behalf of themselves, for self-serving
reasons.
All about making a buck or two or being famous for jock-snitching.
We see it on this board all the time, with people reporting personal stuff pertaining to the players and even
with the ***aloon typists for the UM paper.