I have seen a future, a thing that may yet be…

“I’ll answer it for —” Diaz cuts himself off at my response and meets my gaze for the first time. “That’s right. The history books will say it was just us.” He eyes a cigar cutting tool like a 9 year old might a loaded gun.

The poetry is exquisite!
 
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NC STATE DEFEATS PITT IN ACC CHAMPIONSHIP AS MIAMI PREPARES FOR A FUTURE UNDER DIAZ

December 31st, 2021
Coral Gables, Fla. -

Miami Head Coach Manny Diaz leans back in a leather-bound chair, limbs extended in a primal yawn. The wooden armrests groan under a force they were never meant to withstand. The springs beneath the seat are screaming, begging Diaz for relief as he leans even further back, appearing almost parallel to the floor.

“How many teams can say that?” he asks me above the din of his agonized throne. I snap to attention. “How many teams can say they beat both of the ACC title contenders head to head? I’ll answer it for you: not many.”

Miami’s head coach finally leans forward to his desk. I exhale, the chair (newly purchased after Diaz’ 24 million dollar, 4 year extension, I would learn) snapping upright like an animated corpse responding to shock therapy.

“Technically Wake Forest or someone else did too, maybe it was Cuse or Mr. Brown’s team... great leadership on those squads. But how many did it back to back?” From somewhere deep in the folds of his emerald green suit jacket, Diaz pulls a 12” Cuban cigar. “How many teams?”

“You’ll answer it for me,” I reply.

“I’ll answer it for —” Diaz cuts himself off at my response and meets my gaze for the first time. “That’s right. The history books will say it was just us.” He eyes a cigar cutting tool like a 9 year old might a loaded gun.

“Just my U,” he continues. “But that’s the benefit of having time, having resources, having determination and… having fan support.” He stands, looking at himself in the reflection of a Gator Bowl Trophy. (There’s no score on the placard. Miami hasn’t played in the Gator Bowl under Diaz, though the Hurricanes did beat a COVID-riddled Kansas State team in double overtime, finishing the season 9-4.)

“The sweet support of our fans has made this all possible. The support of our athletic director, Blake James, obviously coming in a very close second. (James’ contract was also extended after the 2021 season, given a special stipulation known as “tenured appointment to oversight”, or a lifetime extension). “Of course, I helped a little.”

“Of course.” I reply, rising from my chair to meet him. “One more thing, Manny —”

“Coach Diaz,” he corrects. The interview is over. It was over when I booked it.

“Coach Diaz… how will your team adjust to the loss of Tyler Van Dyke, who just announced his transfer to Georgia?”

Diaz turns back to me, fighting the cigar in his mouth. He stares over my head, hands in the suit pockets, flapping the arms of his jacket like a cartoon duck.

“Loss? All Tyler Van Dyke did here was win, all we do here at Miami is win, so Tyler leaving cannot be a loss.” He smiles, broad as the spread of his season-opening loss to Alabama.

Upon reaching the door I turn back and scan the man once more, contemplating the successor to Howard Schnellenberger, Jimmy Johnson… and Al Golden: cream boat shoes, sockless feet, Bermuda golf shorts and that green tweed jacket, choking beneath a halo of cigar smoke. “Well if it’s not a loss, then what would you call it?”

Diaz doesn’t think long. “A win,” he says, smiling. “I’d call it my tenth win of the season.”

Interesting...you may have stumbled on to a new genre of fiction writing that can aptly be called “Sports Horror”. Do you have an agent?
 
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Funny, but your Manny Diaz does not sound or act like our Manny Diaz. Your Manny has chutzpah. Our Manny has costume jewelry and labor pains.

Manny is most likely here for now. Blake is the more likely candidate to get replaced.

My hope, which has yet to be realized these past many years, is that the university administration will develop a plan to reverse sail within our Athletic Department and field championship teams in the major sports. I hope too that they will hire proven athletic administrators based on that plan. That they will give latitude and resources to those administrators, and hold them accountable to the standard identified in the plan. The plan also includes graduating our student athletes and raising money for our sports teams.

Manny, to me, is just what happens when you either do not have a plan or you weren't serious about following it. To his credit, he is evolving. Not sure a real AD will be willing to wait for him to finish evolving, but time will tell.
 
Funny, but your Manny Diaz does not sound or act like our Manny Diaz. Your Manny has chutzpah. Our Manny has costume jewelry and labor pains.

Manny is most likely here for now. Blake is the more likely candidate to get replaced.

My hope, which has yet to be realized these past many years, is that the university administration will develop a plan to reverse sail within our Athletic Department and field championship teams in the major sports. I hope too that they will hire proven athletic administrators based on that plan. That they will give latitude and resources to those administrators, and hold them accountable to the standard identified in the plan. The plan also includes graduating our student athletes and raising money for our sports teams.

Manny, to me, is just what happens when you either do not have a plan or you weren't serious about following it. To his credit, he is evolving. Not sure a real AD will be willing to wait for him to finish evolving, but time will tell.
Blake leaving first is how this should work. Manny needs to go, but Blake cannot be allowed to select the next HC. He cannot be involved in the process. Unless the new AD has a new HC lined up, like Zo-Mario, said AD may wait another season. Give Diaz the Clay Helton treatment if the Canes struggle of the gate in 2022, blown out by TAMU, etc.
 
NC STATE DEFEATS PITT IN ACC CHAMPIONSHIP AS MIAMI PREPARES FOR A FUTURE UNDER DIAZ

December 31st, 2021
Coral Gables, Fla. -

Miami Head Coach Manny Diaz leans back in a leather-bound chair, limbs extended in a primal yawn. The wooden armrests groan under a force they were never meant to withstand. The springs beneath the seat are screaming, begging Diaz for relief as he leans even further back, appearing almost parallel to the floor.

“How many teams can say that?” he asks me above the din of his agonized throne. I snap to attention. “How many teams can say they beat both of the ACC title contenders head to head? I’ll answer it for you: not many.”

Miami’s head coach finally leans forward to his desk. I exhale, the chair (newly purchased after Diaz’ 24 million dollar, 4 year extension, I would learn) snapping upright like an animated corpse responding to shock therapy.

“Technically Wake Forest or someone else did too, maybe it was Cuse or Mr. Brown’s team... great leadership on those squads. But how many did it back to back?” From somewhere deep in the folds of his emerald green suit jacket, Diaz pulls a 12” Cuban cigar. “How many teams?”

“You’ll answer it for me,” I reply.

“I’ll answer it for —” Diaz cuts himself off at my response and meets my gaze for the first time. “That’s right. The history books will say it was just us.” He eyes a cigar cutting tool like a 9 year old might a loaded gun.

“Just my U,” he continues. “But that’s the benefit of having time, having resources, having determination and… having fan support.” He stands, looking at himself in the reflection of a Gator Bowl Trophy. (There’s no score on the placard. Miami hasn’t played in the Gator Bowl under Diaz, though the Hurricanes did beat a COVID-riddled Kansas State team in double overtime, finishing the season 9-4.)

“The sweet support of our fans has made this all possible. The support of our athletic director, Blake James, obviously coming in a very close second. (James’ contract was also extended after the 2021 season, given a special stipulation known as “tenured appointment to oversight”, or a lifetime extension). “Of course, I helped a little.”

“Of course.” I reply, rising from my chair to meet him. “One more thing, Manny —”

“Coach Diaz,” he corrects. The interview is over. It was over when I booked it.

“Coach Diaz… how will your team adjust to the loss of Tyler Van Dyke, who just announced his transfer to Georgia?”

Diaz turns back to me, fighting the cigar in his mouth. He stares over my head, hands in the suit pockets, flapping the arms of his jacket like a cartoon duck.

“Loss? All Tyler Van Dyke did here was win, all we do here at Miami is win, so Tyler leaving cannot be a loss.” He smiles, broad as the spread of his season-opening loss to Alabama.

Upon reaching the door I turn back and scan the man once more, contemplating the successor to Howard Schnellenberger, Jimmy Johnson… and Al Golden: cream boat shoes, sockless feet, Bermuda golf shorts and that green tweed jacket, choking beneath a halo of cigar smoke. “Well if it’s not a loss, then what would you call it?”

Diaz doesn’t think long. “A win,” he says, smiling. “I’d call it my tenth win of the season.”
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How many teams can go to the ACC Championship game- the answer is 2 and Miami is not 1 of them again
Pitt beats Virginia, 'Cuze plays the game of their lives against Pitt at home on the dome, and out comes the Cuban stogie to everyone's chagrin.
 
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