I CAUSED MAYHEM IN THE BLUE LOT

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

99% sure this did not happen. But, the 1% chance some idiot actually did this and bragged on a public message board tells us everything we need to know about our fans.

 

[RVACane]

99% sure this did not happen. But, the 1% chance some idiot actually did this and bragged on a public message board tells us everything we need to know about our fans.

It’s not real

 

[Pitcher in the Rye]

I was walking to my car after the game and a Duke fan started running his mouth to me. Big mistake! I’m not sure what exactly he thought he was going to accomplish because he was unconscious within 10 seconds of yapping to me. His family was in horror and there were a few Canes fans cheering me on as I drove away. My wife refused to get into my car with me and took an Uber home instead. Fvck this team. How was your Saturday?

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[Empirical Cane]

I actually once got one of those Juan from Little Havana threatening body bag lyfe DM’s years ago for apparently offending the Canesfam contingent. I still have no idea what I did to garner their ire.

Edit: no body bag. Here it is…

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Another CIS keyboard legend.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

I’m gonna paint you green and spank you like the disobedient avocado you are

 

[ben]

I actually once got one of those Juan from Little Havana threatening body bag lyfe DM’s years ago for apparently offending the Canesfam contingent. I still have no idea what I did to garner their ire.

Edit: no body bag. Here it is…

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[RVACane]

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It’s like a collector’s item now. If you have one of these in your dm mailbox it’s like you’re a special part of the history here.

 

[SFbayCane]

I actually once got one of those Juan from Little Havana threatening body bag lyfe DM’s years ago for apparently offending the Canesfam contingent. I still have no idea what I did to garner their ire.

Edit: no body bag. Here it is…

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Craziness. Of all the things to do when going to the stadium for a Canes game... Sheesh.

 

[Hoyacane1620]

IDC if this is true or not but just the title makes me laugh every time I see it.

It's been some good levity the past few days on here....

 

[RVACane]

IDC if this is true or not but just the title makes me laugh every time I see it.

It's been some good levity the past few days on here....

We even got a spin-off on the OP:

 

[klineski96]

I can picture the TV commercials now:

"I was walking through the parking lot at Hard Rock Stadium after the Miami - Duke game on Saturday and was beaten up in the Blue Lot by a lunatic Hurricanes fan. I called Dan Newlin and he got me $250,000 for my medical bills. Thanks Dan!"

 

[Insanecane]

OP showed more fight than the team has all season.

 

[Empirical Cane]

I’m gonna paint you green and spank you like the disobedient avocado you are

Where is this thread going?

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Where is this thread going?

To OP’s lawyers

 

[ScubaCane]

He was still sleeping on the pavement when I drove away. If he didn’t wake up I really don’t care. It’s not my problem. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Someone actually married you?

 

[fraggle]

Just got home. Have 100’s of missed calls and texts from my boys congratulating me. Apparently some Twitter account posted about my fight. Let’s go Canes. See you at the Rock against FSU.

If it becomes a problem I am sure we can come up with bail money so you can get to the game.

 

[Cover 3]

You throw the U upside down and I bounce your head off the pavement like a basketball.

 

[canes732]

I was walking to my car after the game and a Duke fan started running his mouth to me. Big mistake! I’m not sure what exactly he thought he was going to accomplish because he was unconscious within 10 seconds of yapping to me. His family was in horror and there were a few Canes fans cheering me on as I drove away. My wife refused to get into my car with me and took an Uber home instead. Fvck this team. How was your Saturday?

U made the cover 3 podcast haha they spoke on this I love it

 

[Cover 3]

Pat Forde was running his mouth about me. National media thinks we are a joke. It’s us vs the world..

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Sounds like maybe Pat Forde had better stay far away from the Blue lot.