Klamalama
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Real Canes Fans,
I am deeply concerned that a rival interloper is about to steal our beloved Alfred Golden, and his Golden staff. Rumours are afoot that beloved Alfred is about to be interviewed for several NCAA and NFL positions. Woe be to us, if he leaves.
There are numerous reasons why he is so HOT: exemplary winning record; top recruiting classes; unparalleled respect and leadership; deep psychological understanding of players and fans; gameday strategies and coaching that embarasses opponents; assembled staff of elite coaches; continuous stadium sell outs; and MORE.
We can not afford to wait any longer. This football GENIUS needs, and deserves, an immediate contract extension, in addition to his planned statue, to be placed next to the U (but a bit higher, to signify his importance).
Please do not mistake my reserved praise for this MAN as anything but diplomatic gushing at his prowes.
I am deeply concerned that a rival interloper is about to steal our beloved Alfred Golden, and his Golden staff. Rumours are afoot that beloved Alfred is about to be interviewed for several NCAA and NFL positions. Woe be to us, if he leaves.
There are numerous reasons why he is so HOT: exemplary winning record; top recruiting classes; unparalleled respect and leadership; deep psychological understanding of players and fans; gameday strategies and coaching that embarasses opponents; assembled staff of elite coaches; continuous stadium sell outs; and MORE.
We can not afford to wait any longer. This football GENIUS needs, and deserves, an immediate contract extension, in addition to his planned statue, to be placed next to the U (but a bit higher, to signify his importance).
Please do not mistake my reserved praise for this MAN as anything but diplomatic gushing at his prowes.