I’m staying on the same floor as the Texas A&M players at the Stella hotel.

[Brooklyndee]

Talk about enemy territory. I have no idea how I ended up on this floor. The players are all out in the hall way cutting up. I said “you boys ready to lose tomorrow?”

They all started laughing and said “oh helll nah this dude is on the wrong floor”

You can either take one for the team or go grab a bunch of homeless dudes from as close as possible. I better here about their phones getting blown up & their doors getting banged on all night. I'm down to foot the tab for the homeless people or your bail. #teamwork

 

[rsa coral gables]

Here’s the number

(979) 421-4000

 

[rsa coral gables]

I just called and no one answered when I called room 401

 

[rsa coral gables]

Someone needs to call another room number

 

[P-Tizzle]

I just called Cassius Howell’s room and I asked him if he was feeling the cheesiest.

 

[Garnacho]

When I yelled “are yall ready to lose tomorrow” two doors opened and some other players poked their heads out. I guess they weren’t expecting that. I believe I’m on the floor with the WRs and RBs. They are all smaller than me. I’m about 6’4” 265.

6’4 265? Blud, make a play. This the playoffs

 

[U got This]

Don't
Want You to get kicked out ,but F**** it.. do what go canes, said Pull the alarm!!!¡!!!

 

[MiamiInvestor]

Someone needs to call another room number

Call 419

 

[3GC]

Talk about enemy territory. I have no idea how I ended up on this floor. The players are all out in the hall way cutting up. I said “you boys ready to lose tomorrow?”

They all started laughing and said “oh helll nah this dude is on the wrong floor”

That Sucks, hotel should give you a large refund..

 

[SinCityCane]

Knock on the LT Zuhn's room and leave a first aid kit in front of his door. Bain's about to hurt him.

 

[Fawk_U Haters]

Someone picked up room 422

 

[CANEMC]

And their buses' tires still have air??

 

[drewm3i]

When I yelled “are yall ready to lose tomorrow” two doors opened and some other players poked their heads out. I guess they weren’t expecting that. I believe I’m on the floor with the WRs and RBs. They are all smaller than me. I’m about 6’4” 265.

You jinxed 'em!

 

[drewm3i]

This thread is an all-timer.

 

[DoctorKrazey]

If yall really want to pull a Melvin Bratton and starting calling players rooms you can ask to be connected to any room from 401-435 and you will have a 100% success rate.

Prank call rooms all night!!

He ain’t no Bosworth, but Cashius Howell might have to get some late night prank calls from OP all night.

 

[stormsurge]

the first annual national clogging competition is set to start ......right....about ....NOW

 

[Cane44]

Buy a couple cases of water and visine the crap out of them and then leave a couple bottles in front of each room.

 

[stormsurge]

Hire a bunch of obese hookers, Strip them naked and have them run down the halls with firecrackers!!

 

[Soidonthaveaname]

Haha you guys trying to make sure you get a footnote in The U: Part 3

Wild







I love it

 

[GonzoCane]

Hire a bunch of obese hookers, Strip them naked and have them run down the halls with firecrackers!!

Film it for espn