Hysteria Concerning UM Early NFL Enrollments

[whoopingcane]

Earnest T. ***

 

[Cane Dynasty]

what a waste of pixel illumination

 

[Earnest T. Bass]

Well is that sooo?

Yes, but I would be open to offering a much more detailed response. Please advise.

 

[Earnest T. Bass]

Earnest T. ***

Wow! You took my last name and changed it to 'Earnest T. ***'...not Bass! Creative people, such as yourself, always have deep and articulate comments. How do you do it?!?!

 

[whoopingcane]

Earnest T. ***

Wow! You took my last name and changed it to 'Earnest T. ***'...not Bass! Creative people, such as yourself, always have deep and articulate comments. How do you do it?!?!

It's pretty simple really. You take a name like Bass and just think of words that rhyme with it. The trick is, finding a word that is derogatory. If I would have said "Earnest T. Grass", it wouldn't have made any sense. But, by using "***" it becomes insulting. Try it sometime.

 

[simplycanes]

Did you even read the article???

It's an entirely qualitative perspective by the author with no rhyme, reason or methodology behind it.

I'd argue that losing to starting/key DTs is more significant than the departures from Stanford, Notre Dame, and even a team like LSU. The majority of their early departures are seniors, with the 3 early departures being less significant than the effect of our DTs, too.

 

[StoneWallLoungeCane]

Earnest T. ***

Wow! You took my last name and changed it to 'Earnest T. ***'...not Bass! Creative people, such as yourself, always have deep and articulate comments. How do you do it?!?!

Whoop’s porst was a much better contribution to this forum than all of your porsts combined you vile swine.

 

[hesskilla]

Earnest T. ***

Wow! You took my last name and changed it to 'Earnest T. ***'...not Bass! Creative people, such as yourself, always have deep and articulate comments. How do you do it?!?!

It's pretty simple really. You take a name like Bass and just think of words that rhyme with it. The trick is, finding a word that is derogatory. If I would have said "Earnest T. Grass", it wouldn't have made any sense. But, by using "***" it becomes insulting. Try it sometime.

Earnestly eaTs ***.......

Did I do it correctly?
[MENTION=15989]Earnest T. Bass[/MENTION]
Miami fans are the greatest in all of college football. Please refrain from putting us down just to mouth-vomit all over this blog. Maybe you don't understand how these things work. It's a fan message board. Most come here to complain, celebrate, laugh, and receive Whoop's PMs. We haven't won a title in 16 years. There is plenty to celebrate and complain about, but making fun of Miami fans is unacceptable especially going as far as saying that we are worse than Gaytors.

Earnest Takes in ***, how about that one?

 

[Earnest T. Bass]

Earnest T. ***

Wow! You took my last name and changed it to 'Earnest T. ***'...not Bass! Creative people, such as yourself, always have deep and articulate comments. How do you do it?!?!

It's pretty simple really. You take a name like Bass and just think of words that rhyme with it. The trick is, finding a word that is derogatory. If I would have said "Earnest T. Grass", it wouldn't have made any sense. But, by using "***" it becomes insulting. Try it sometime.

You are a genius! So, the key is finding a derogatory word to rhyme. Okay! To be clear; if I said Whoopingcane is a moron it wouldn't be funny, even though it is factual.

 

[Earnest T. Bass]

Earnest T. ***

Wow! You took my last name and changed it to 'Earnest T. ***'...not Bass! Creative people, such as yourself, always have deep and articulate comments. How do you do it?!?!

It's pretty simple really. You take a name like Bass and just think of words that rhyme with it. The trick is, finding a word that is derogatory. If I would have said "Earnest T. Grass", it wouldn't have made any sense. But, by using "***" it becomes insulting. Try it sometime.

Earnestly eaTs ***.......

Did I do it correctly?
[MENTION=15989]Earnest T. Bass[/MENTION]
Miami fans are the greatest in all of college football. Please refrain from putting us down just to mouth-vomit all over this blog. Maybe you don't understand how these things work. It's a fan message board. Most come here to complain, celebrate, laugh, and receive Whoop's PMs. We haven't won a title in 16 years. There is plenty to celebrate and complain about, but making fun of Miami fans is unacceptable especially going as far as saying that we are worse than Gaytors.

Earnest Takes in ***, how about that one?

Golly gee whiz...you are even smarter than whoopingcane. You authored...Earnestly eaTs *** and then you weren't done and brilliantly came up with Earnest Takes in ***. By the way...you don't have a clue as to who is a fan and who isn't a fan. I've been associated with this program when your mommy first looked at your face and told the doctor...please tell me that's his ***.

 

[Earnest T. Bass]

Did you even read the article???

It's an entirely qualitative perspective by the author with no rhyme, reason or methodology behind it.

I'd argue that losing to starting/key DTs is more significant than the departures from Stanford, Notre Dame, and even a team like LSU. The majority of their early departures are seniors, with the 3 early departures being less significant than the effect of our DTs, too.

Yep! I read the article. The difference between you and me is...I not only read the piece, but also understood it. The no rhyme or reason comment you made is laughable, most especially when reading your absurd conclusions. Sometimes silence can be your best friend...give it a try!

 

[simplycanes]

Did you even read the article???

It's an entirely qualitative perspective by the author with no rhyme, reason or methodology behind it.

I'd argue that losing to starting/key DTs is more significant than the departures from Stanford, Notre Dame, and even a team like LSU. The majority of their early departures are seniors, with the 3 early departures being less significant than the effect of our DTs, too.

Yep! I read the article. The difference between you and me is...I not only read the piece, but also understood it. The no rhyme or reason comment you made is laughable, most especially when reading your absurd conclusions. Sometimes silence can be your best friend...give it a try!

Yeah, I'm the one who's off here pal. All you understood is that there is a qualitative piece based on one author's opinion that jives with what you want to do in another one of your little ph@ggy fan base management threads.

Throughout all your little whiny threads all you ever do is try to flip people's comments against them no matter how ridiculous you look.

Don't just highlight something and lob softly tossed personal insult, challenge what I said. Of the teams listed can you identify that UM does or does not have equal disadvantage to teams that are listed given our departures on the defensive line?

"Auburn had one of the best defenses in the country this season, and it's losing two of its biggest contributors in Jeff Holland and Carlton Davis. The good news is that most of Auburn's defense will return in 2018, but the secondary will have a new look. Davis' early departure combined with the graduations of both Stephen Roberts and Tray Matthews means the Tigers' defense will have three new starters in the back next season. Offensively, Auburn loses both Kerryon Johnson and Kamryn Pettway. Kam Martin will likely take over the starting spot at running back."

Yeah, Auburn really took it on the chin worse than we did. This author really did his homework. Address the facts. You cannot.

Do the world a favor and forget your blood pressure medication for a few days. You could use the rest.

 

[kryptonite]

Earnest T. ***

Wow! You took my last name and changed it to 'Earnest T. ***'...not Bass! Creative people, such as yourself, always have deep and articulate comments. How do you do it?!?!

It's pretty simple really. You take a name like Bass and just think of words that rhyme with it. The trick is, finding a word that is derogatory. If I would have said "Earnest T. Grass", it wouldn't have made any sense. But, by using "***" it becomes insulting. Try it sometime.

You are a genius! So, the key is finding a derogatory word to rhyme. Okay! To be clear; if I said Whoopingcane is a moron it wouldn't be funny, even though it is factual.

You really are slow. It's like this...

Whoopingcane----->Poopingcane

See?

 

[whoopingcane]

Earnest T. ***

Wow! You took my last name and changed it to 'Earnest T. ***'...not Bass! Creative people, such as yourself, always have deep and articulate comments. How do you do it?!?!

It's pretty simple really. You take a name like Bass and just think of words that rhyme with it. The trick is, finding a word that is derogatory. If I would have said "Earnest T. Grass", it wouldn't have made any sense. But, by using "***" it becomes insulting. Try it sometime.

You are a genius! So, the key is finding a derogatory word to rhyme. Okay! To be clear; if I said Whoopingcane is a moron it wouldn't be funny, even though it is factual.

I'm a very stable genius, at that, Ernie.

 

[Earnest T. Bass]

Did you even read the article???

It's an entirely qualitative perspective by the author with no rhyme, reason or methodology behind it.

I'd argue that losing to starting/key DTs is more significant than the departures from Stanford, Notre Dame, and even a team like LSU. The majority of their early departures are seniors, with the 3 early departures being less significant than the effect of our DTs, too.

Yep! I read the article. The difference between you and me is...I not only read the piece, but also understood it. The no rhyme or reason comment you made is laughable, most especially when reading your absurd conclusions. Sometimes silence can be your best friend...give it a try!

Yeah, I'm the one who's off here pal. All you understood is that there is a qualitative piece based on one author's opinion that jives with what you want to do in another one of your little ph@ggy fan base management threads.

Throughout all your little whiny threads all you ever do is try to flip people's comments against them no matter how ridiculous you look.

Don't just highlight something and lob softly tossed personal insult, challenge what I said. Of the teams listed can you identify that UM does or does not have equal disadvantage to teams that are listed given our departures on the defensive line?

"Auburn had one of the best defenses in the country this season, and it's losing two of its biggest contributors in Jeff Holland and Carlton Davis. The good news is that most of Auburn's defense will return in 2018, but the secondary will have a new look. Davis' early departure combined with the graduations of both Stephen Roberts and Tray Matthews means the Tigers' defense will have three new starters in the back next season. Offensively, Auburn loses both Kerryon Johnson and Kamryn Pettway. Kam Martin will likely take over the starting spot at running back."

Yeah, Auburn really took it on the chin worse than we did. This author really did his homework. Address the facts. You cannot.

Do the world a favor and forget your blood pressure medication for a few days. You could use the rest.

First of all, I am not your... "pal".

Your ill-informed "opinions" only serve to prove you have an agenda...and that's to criticize the Canes, no matter the subject matter. But, you are shadow boxing with and losing to the wrong person. The author of the piece is CBS's Tom Fornelli. Take your blathering to Tom and tell him how stupid he is and how smart you are. His email address is as follows: tomfornelli@gmail.com.

Keeping your losing record intact...once again you are wrong! I do not take blood pressure medication. Yet, based on your limp, sagging and unsatisfying posts I would suggest you ask your doctor to prescribe Cialis. By the way this will not help your *** life as there are just some things beyond help.

 

[gruntking]