How slow are we??***Official Speed Ratings***

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NoleVern just took a big steaming pile of conjecture, guesses, made-up rankings, mixed it in with liberal doses of horseshīt, and packaged it beautifully with a nice bow and ribbon.

But when you dig in, it's still a big steaming pile of invented dogshīt.

NoleVern just took a big steaming pile of conjecture, guesses, made-up rankings, mixed it in with liberal doses of horseshīt, and packaged it beautifully with a nice bow and ribbon.

But when you dig in, it's still a big steaming pile of invented dogshīt.

Cool post. Please share the data gathered to extrapolate the ratings. Is this based on a scale to 100? What variables are accounted for? Turf? What comparible data sets are available?

Is this just typically prick data?

There isn't any real data. NoleVern is high, cranky, and worried about his Noles getting curb stomped tonight, and Gus shītting the bed last night.

Your ***** is smaller than your nipples are puffy. Individually.

Cool post, bro.

Spend a lot of time thinking about my *****? Interesting.

I'm curious to how he could possibly know this..

He's fantasizing.

Pretty sure he's a latent homosexual.
 
Travis Homer is better than Gus Edwards.

SHow me against a FBS team Remember how good Gus looked agains FAMU? But I hope he is we need it

I agree. I think fsu will need Travis tonight. Unfortunately for you he plays for UM.

you sir are no [MENTION=7203]OriginalCanesCanesCanes[/MENTION]

And you sir are no UM fan

I know its fun to poke fun of and we all do of Vern but he is actually a Cane fan, real users know that and some actually really think hes an fsu fan which hes not we just join in on the fun. So new guys dont take it to the heart or let ur vaginas leak hes a cane fan always has been.
 
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Went to the game with the fam... Saw Cam Davis and Lingard..Dam that Lingard is a specimen (No )

I watched the first kickoff we looked so phucking slow...but I figured maybe that was me..Then after the next 7 kickoffs I said dam our kickoff team is slllooowww.

On defense let me rate players

Linebackers

Mike Smith OMFG he is so slooow i guarantee you he cant break a 5 flat 40 Speed Rating: 64
Darion Owens sorry [MENTION=10044]UknowWhat[/MENTION] he cant play right now. if ever..he is soo slow Speed Rating: 60
Shaq Quaterman is faster then he was last year that is evident Speed Rating 81 up from 72 last year
Mccloud is not slow but he looked lost and was playing slow like he was confused..Im not worried about him yet Speed Rating: 84
Was at the game and I didnt really watch Pinckney like that since he didnt play first half i wasnt even looking for him
Bradley Jennings can be a good in the box LB wont be making any plays outside the hashes Speed Rating: 69
Deandre Wilder he can run but needs a few mor emango seasons in the weight room Speed Rating: 85

Conclusion
WE have any injuries at LB we in trouble. We have zero Depth at this position.

Corners

Dee Delaney- can't tell if he's slow but he plays scared like slow corners usually do..he is big and he has the footwork of an OX looked like that boy was on skates out there..Miami boy Jawill Davis #17 was callin for the ball every play.. And dude was also gassed... He is not in South FLorida football shape..He was tapping his helmet every 3 plays.. Very agressive in the run game so Ill give him that .If all you saw was this game he is not draftable.. I havent seen any tape of him before this but I guarentee you he played cover 3 at Citadel, that boy has no skills for press coverage. Speed Rating: 77

Jackson- Looks faster then Delaney but is that saying anything? Speed Rating: 82

Jaquan Johnson-his instincts are high and I knew he was slow..so its not a big deal but he got outran by a fat tight end..Case Closed.. Slow Speed Rating:75

Sheldrick Redwine
- Took all of his might and effort to catch that fat tight end... it looked way too hard..prognosis SLOW Speed Rating:79

Maleek Young he small but That boy fast he needs to be starting all the time we need team speed Speed Rating:91

Conclusion: as [MENTION=1165]Dwinstitles[/MENTION] stated we need an influx of speed pronto. Robert Knowles and Romeo Finley aint the answer they are also slow. Hopefully Amari is... WE have to play Dean more. Our secondary looked like a BIG 10 team


Wide Recievers

Darrell Langham That boy made some plays against Bethune..Whoopty do.. Fact is that boy wasnt getting any separation all night.. He is good for jump balls, fades and slants only Speed Rating: 74

Cager Well he's faster then Langham couldnt get a good gauge of his speed from seeing him Live but ill take a guess Speed Rating:81

Jeff Thomas and Mike Harley
They didnt do **** today and THomas looked timid at KR.. Ill give him a pass being he is a true freshman. Ill give them a speed rating of 91 and 93 out of straight homerism..But you couldnt tell how fast they were just from looking at htis game:


Comclusion
We need Richards in the worst way

Running Backs

Mark Walton That boy is tough and good but he lost a step as he gained muscle,, he looked slow out there today, Real Yearby Like Speed Rating:80

Travis Homer doesnt have the wiggle in the open field and ran into some butts but he has acceleration,power, and balance and he fast Speed Rating: 92

Choc Dammit mane hope he gets his degree


Conclusion

I still pray for the most talented RB on our team right Mr. Robert Burns. My cubans who practice Santeria please holla at me


Overall Conclusion


It didnt help that Diaz called a ****** game..Why were we continuously blitzing against Bethune I have no idea... My mind tells me he is trying to get up his TFL numbers so there can be a bidding war for his services next year. BEthunes OC abused him and if they had any speed on their team they wouldve put up 24-27 points agasinst us
Im pretty sure Diaz realizes we need more speed out there.. Dean, Bandy and carter need to see more PT. I'm not sure how fast Carter is though.. but we have no one else

Good news is we dont play many teams this year that are superfast

How much weed did you smoke before you posted this? And what did you lace it with? Asking for a friend...
 
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