How can we blame Golden?

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Every week he honestly teaches the team everything he knows about football over and over again and again..BUT, The Dallas Cowboys must be wondering where the curse came from after Al's and Dono's visit this summer..
 
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How can we blame Golden? Rather easily because its HIS **** JOB to teach them how to play and execute against a given opponent. The problem is the fact that all that he believes in and teaches as a coach and his overall philosophy on football mentally and physically is HORSE ****
 
Every week he honestly teaches the team everything he knows about football over and over again and again..BUT, The Dallas Cowboys must be wondering where the curse came from after Al's and Dono's visit this summer..

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We can very specifically blame him for nuetering these boys. And for benching or tossing off the team anyone who won't tow the party line.

I've never been one to say this before but what we need is a few goons - and to let everybody else play loose and with abandon.

What made me really sick (yesterday while listening to Big O talking the Phins) was a conversation about 2 gapping and how it's ******** up Suh. That he's lost his edge and they are asking him to think too much and not just play the **** game that he's good enough at that he got major free agent $$'s for.

So, if 2 gapping can slow down a big money free agent and neutralize his game - wth do these einsteins think they're gonna get out of 18-21 year olds?

They overthink EVERYTHING. That is why we suck.
 
We can very specifically blame him for nuetering these boys. And for benching or tossing off the team anyone who won't tow the party line.

I've never been one to say this before but what we need is a few goons - and to let everybody else play loose and with abandon.

What made me really sick (yesterday while listening to Big O talking the Phins) was a conversation about 2 gapping and how it's ******** up Suh. That he's lost his edge and they are asking him to think too much and not just play the **** game that he's good enough at that he got major free agent $$'s for.

So, if 2 gapping can slow down a big money free agent and neutralize his game - wth do these einsteins think they're gonna get out of 18-21 year olds?

They overthink EVERYTHING. That is why we suck.

Spot on. Please scrap the 2-gab bs and let the kids play. And for benching players, what happened to McDermott? I read that he didn't play a snap last week while Cincy pushed our sheet in, on O in the trenches. Dog house?
 
Some suggestions:
Put his office equipment into a jello mold
Tie his shoe laces together under the lunch table, double the reward if he spills his spaghetti on d'nofrio as a result
Teach a parrot to blame him on your behalf, or in your absence
Send him a box of spiders
Start calling him a subtle variation on his name, like Sal
 
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Every week he honestly teaches the team everything he knows about football over and over again and again..BUT, The Dallas Cowboys must be wondering where the curse came from after Al's and Dono's visit this summer..

Good point.

Golden taught them everything he knows, and they still don't know ****.

???
 
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