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PCBcanefan said:
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Freaky how they look just like a non poisinus version of a snake. Caught two of these on my back porch after some heavy rains up in the panhandle. Very dosile, only one bite me and after that t was all good and just kind of hung out. Think they were either milk snakes or skarlet king snakes. They were just babies so they haven't gotten all their collor yet. Grew up with a minimum of 8-10 snakes in the house at all times. Anything from a 6ft Boa to a 2ft rattle snake. Mostly kept non venemous, very dosile snakes so they could be handled and played with.
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5Rings&an Asterisk said:
You have to let the relationship go past that honeymoon phase, move in together and see how the *** is after all that. There are women that want it as bad as you do. They're just not easy to find. My neighbors were not only surprised that my wife and I have *** regularly, but I still get bjs. They didn't know married men were allowed to get those anymore.
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That's one thing I definitely can't complain about. My wife loved to give me BJ's. To wake me up in the morning, while watching Canes/Dolphins games, while playing PS4, etc.

She used to say that a real woman doesn't let her man leave the house hungry or horny. So I got a lot of home-cooked dinners and sexual favors.
 
MainLineCane said:
I called my wife a weirdo once.... long ago :unsure:........I can still feel that slap and head butt:oops:......Oh Man!! NEVER AGAIN.

Just recently started tasting food again

Believe me...... they can really slap the taste outta your mouth
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Main......that slap had BITE to it..............
 
UMFarArcher said:
You get bit by a venomous snake - (the coral is a neurotoxin - bad news) - you can do what licensed medical practitioners recommend - and lose tissue or worser - (yes, that's a word) - and that debridement of dead tissue will occur over days and even weeks. THEN you have to recover the lost tissue.

OR. Or, you can neutralize the venom in just a few seconds. Take a spark plug wire off a gas engine, put it on the bite site, and you then take at least six pops - it's unpleasant - but then it's over.

It works. Snake venom, Black Widow venom, Brown Recluse venom - doesn't matter.

I go out in snake country - I rigged a five-foot insulated wire to an alligator clip on one end - and an insulated test probe on the other. And yes, I've successfully used it - unbelievably - the pain was gone in less than three minutes. Wash the bite site, apply a bandage, and you're done - and can finish your day without further interruption.

It's biophysics. Not medicine. Oh - you do that and THEN go to a doctor - DO NOT let them give you antivenom - now they're injecting venom in you to counter something that's been neutralized already. It's akin to getting bit all over again.

The smaller lawnmowers for example - still have about a 20K volt discharge. Don't use a high voltage (100K or more stun gun) as you'll burn your own tissue. Just a spark plug wire off a lawnmower, ATV, motorcycle, tractor, weed eater, boat motor - you get the idea.

You can't verify this by testing it on rats - with a 100,000 volt discharge.

It works. And you have nothing to lose by trying it. Unless you have a PaceMaker. But you don't want to try this - you'll later wish you did.
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A leading trail magazine says:


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Can An Electric Shock Neutralize Snake Venom?

Can an electric jolt from a DC source (i.e., spark plug wire, hand-held stunner) neutralize snake venom? I recall a series of articles on this published in the late '60s by an outdoor magazine.
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NO

Did a little research.

But please check on your own.

Its better to know one way or another BEFORE you are bitten
 
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Coach Macho said:
That's one thing I definitely can't complain about. My wife loved to give me BJ's. To wake me up in the morning, while watching Canes/Dolphins games, while playing PS4, etc.

She used to say that a real woman doesn't let her man leave the house hungry or horny. So I got a lot of home-cooked dinners and sexual favors.
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Agreed. I won't get one watching the game, because she wants to watch with me. I can live with that. I do love it when she talks football and screams at the tv something like "the ball did not break the plane of the goal line."
 
GOCANES05 said:
Am I alone in offseason honey do’s , I sitting here and wife walks me and says when are you going to upgrade they bathroom and door , my jaw dropped and chips fell out.

GOCANES
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Y'all gotta learn how to manage old wifey poo a little better! Married happily for over 26 years & I don't let mine tell me to do anything. If she said all that to me, I'd be like baby why don't you come over here and....
 
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