Honey do list OMG

[Billy D Williams]

Man I do everything anyway so I rarely get bothered. What she wants done either requires a professional or costs $$$$

 

[reg]

@reg I so wanted to invite you and the fam over after the Spring game...GF had to work until 6...hopefully next time Bro...

I would love to make that happen, my man. It would be our pleasure.

 

[jw410]

My brother....beware of being hustled...real talk

Serious talk she have a big sob story

 

[For_The_U]

Many not all women change once that contract is signed - make sure you live together for at least a year to get a better feel but even that is not always enough (living together but each of you with your own place does not count)

This 100%.

 

[5Rings&an Asterisk]

Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?

You can't possibly that naive. You need to give it a few years to see the real her. Live together first. It's easy for her not to get on your case now. When you're living together and you left your socks on the floor is she going to nag at you? When you buy yourself something you want, is she going to get mad at you because you didn't buy her something instead?

 

[5Rings&an Asterisk]

100% proven cure for nymphomania is available via marriage.

You have to let the relationship go past that honeymoon phase, move in together and see how the *** is after all that. There are women that want it as bad as you do. They're just not easy to find. My neighbors were not only surprised that my wife and I have *** regularly, but I still get bjs. They didn't know married men were allowed to get those anymore.

 

[For_The_U]

Thanks for the advice big Mike. You aren't the first person to tell me that, a bunch of my friends and family tell me the same thing. Its a hard decision because I love her so much. I wish I had mord time to think about it but she can't get her Visa extended. Love is crazy man!

Let her go back to Colombia. If you two are meant to be, you will stay in touch and visit each other. Later she can come visit and marry you. That way you end up at same place, but eliminate the chance she is using you to stay in the country.

 

[5Rings&an Asterisk]

One day, one of her Aunts popped up at our house unannounced. She saw me mowing the lawn and almost had a heart attack. I explained to her that things were going to be different at my home moving forward. They called a family meeting on my ***, saying that my wife was being lazy and I was allowing her to be lazy by doing her chores like mowing the lawn. Lol

I'm cool with everything else you said. I was raised in a traditional latin home, but my wife isn't touching dangerous machinery. You did right by putting your foot down there.

 

[423Hurricane]

My girl is absolutely stunning. She has curves in all the right places. She is also 14 years older than me so she knows what to do unlike most girls my age. You are right she is stubborn. Lately she's really been pushing for us to get married before her Visa expires. I really don't want her to have to go back to Cartagena so i think I'm gonna take out a loan and get her the ring she wants.

Don’t think with the head between your legs. The one between your shoulders will give you much better perspective.

 

[Skitz305]

I am very fortunate when it comes to the way my wife thinks. All the married men in my family and all of my married friends are jealous as f'uck. Lol

She is old school in her thinking, and by old school, I mean, very old school. She was raised to believe that a man takes care of the bills and the woman takes care of EVERYTHING else. We've been married for 14 years, and I am still trying to get her to think differently, but it is instilled so deep in her, until it's nearly impossible to change her ways.

She gets offended if I try to make my own plate for dinner. I've seen her aunt's cuss her out because my drink was low at dinner. The other day, I was vacuuming the floor. She walked in the house and was offended, because in her mind, I was doing "her job"

I honestly could not tell you how to work our washer/dryer because she would lose her mind if she saw me washing my own clothes.

It's weird for me, because I was raised to do all of these things myself. My mother is a very independent woman and raised me to be able to do everything myself (cook, clean, build, etc...) I've been doing all of that since I was 10 years old. So, imagine how odd it was for me when I got married all of that changed. It literally took me about 4 years into my marriage before I was able to convince my wife to at least let me take care of everything that was outside of the walls of our home (yard, cars, roof, etc..). One day, one of her Aunts popped up at our house unannounced. She saw me mowing the lawn and almost had a heart attack. I explained to her that things were going to be different at my home moving forward. They called a family meeting on my ***, saying that my wife was being lazy and I was allowing her to be lazy by doing her chores like mowing the lawn. Lol

Over the past few years, we've compromised to the point where now I cook 3 times a week and take care of everything outside of the walls of our home. The compromise is killing her. Lol. My wife is under 40 years old, but you would think she was raised in the 40's and 50's during the "take care of your man" era!

Man, you hit the lotto. Don’t try and change sh*t my wife is similar. She basically takes care of everything inside the house and cooks everyday. Me I take care of the outside like oil changes, mechanic work, buildings things etc.

 

[reg]

Man, you hit the lotto. Don’t try and change sh*t my wife is similar. She basically takes care of everything inside the house and cooks everyday. Me I take care of the outside like oil changes, mechanic work, buildings things etc.

I'm definitely appreciative and grateful for her, that's for sure. It just took me a while to get accustomed to it. Don't get me wrong, I grew up in the south, so I've seen traditional style families, but my wife's family is on the extreme end of things.

 

[Skitz305]

I'm definitely appreciative and grateful for her, that's for sure. It just took me a while to get accustomed to it. Don't get me wrong, I grew up in the south, so I've seen traditional style families, but my wife's family is on the extreme end of things.

What’s funny is the women in my wife’s family are the exact opposite so I’m definitely appreciative of what I got.

 

[423Hurricane]

I am very fortunate when it comes to the way my wife thinks. All the married men in my family and all of my married friends are jealous as f'uck. Lol

She is old school in her thinking, and by old school, I mean, very old school. She was raised to believe that a man takes care of the bills and the woman takes care of EVERYTHING else. We've been married for 14 years, and I am still trying to get her to think differently, but it is instilled so deep in her, until it's nearly impossible to change her ways.

She gets offended if I try to make my own plate for dinner. I've seen her aunt's cuss her out because my drink was low at dinner. The other day, I was vacuuming the floor. She walked in the house and was offended, because in her mind, I was doing "her job"

I honestly could not tell you how to work our washer/dryer because she would lose her mind if she saw me washing my own clothes.

It's weird for me, because I was raised to do all of these things myself. My mother is a very independent woman and raised me to be able to do everything myself (cook, clean, build, etc...) I've been doing all of that since I was 10 years old. So, imagine how odd it was for me when I got married all of that changed. It literally took me about 4 years into my marriage before I was able to convince my wife to at least let me take care of everything that was outside of the walls of our home (yard, cars, roof, etc..). One day, one of her Aunts popped up at our house unannounced. She saw me mowing the lawn and almost had a heart attack. I explained to her that things were going to be different at my home moving forward. They called a family meeting on my ***, saying that my wife was being lazy and I was allowing her to be lazy by doing her chores like mowing the lawn. Lol

Over the past few years, we've compromised to the point where now I cook 3 times a week and take care of everything outside of the walls of our home. The compromise is killing her. Lol. My wife is under 40 years old, but you would think she was raised in the 40's and 50's during the "take care of your man" era!

I was raised the same way reg. My Mother wanted me to able to take care of myself and not have to expect or depend on someone else to take care of me. To this day, I can’t just sit on the couch knowing my wife is working around the house - whatever she might be doing. She doesn’t “expect” me to help, but appreciates that I willingly do.

 

[grover]

My girl is absolutely stunning. She has curves in all the right places. She is also 14 years older than me so she knows what to do unlike most girls my age. You are right she is stubborn. Lately she's really been pushing for us to get married before her Visa expires. I really don't want her to have to go back to Cartagena so i think I'm gonna take out a loan and get her the ring she wants.

My wife is from Brazil, we had to get married for her to stay in the states. She was and still is beautiful. My friends used to give me **** that she was marrying me for the green card and meal ticket. But it was love at first sight for me. Been married since 95, two daughters, still happily married. ...but yes, she kicks my *** on weekends to do the chores even when I work 10-12 hour days M-F.

Everyone is different. It could be her Visa is expiring, or her clock is ticking,or she just straight out loves you, or all of those at once. Unless you're sitting on a pile of cash that she'll take from you after she's your baby momma, you can't get too caught up in what other people think. Do what you think is right. Worst case you're like Macho, a lot wiser the second time around. Best case, you're still going strong 25 years later.

 

[UMFarArcher]

I'm just F'ing with you man. Chill out.

I have no idea whether your "cure" will work or not....just saying It won't be my first resort that's all ok.

Maybe If I didn't have insurance ...Hmmmm...no still probably not

To each their own my friend.

Lets just hope neither of us gets bit again. Have a good one

It's not MY "cure." It's simple biophysics, and I really don't care what someone chooses. Even used in some hospitals in South America - they know.

Clearly though, you've never been bitten by a viper and had that real burning sensation go on and on. You want to tough it out - tough it out.

Just trying to impart an instant remedy for those who may need the information some day. Or, it can save a young one - even though it's rough getting them through those six pops.

You won't even THINK about insurance - as that's all after the fact.

And luck to you. Brother Cane!

 

[Canes Stan]

Been married less than two years. Don’t get me wrong, I love my wife but **** y’all not giving me hope for the future . I been thinking some of the schit would change in a year or two.

 

[GOCANES05]

Five to seven year wall approaching must make it through this to have a chance.

GOCANES

 

[PCBcanefan]

Soooo...I go out in the yard....(next door their clearing a yard thats next to mine)...And CaneInOrlando see's this....(Coral Snake)
Ended my yardwork this a.m...Lol
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Freaky how they look just like a non poisinus version of a snake. Caught two of these on my back porch after some heavy rains up in the panhandle. Very dosile, only one bite me and after that t was all good and just kind of hung out. Think they were either milk snakes or skarlet king snakes. They were just babies so they haven't gotten all their collor yet. Grew up with a minimum of 8-10 snakes in the house at all times. Anything from a 6ft Boa to a 2ft rattle snake. Mostly kept non venemous, very dosile snakes so they could be handled and played with.

 

[GonzoCane]

The length of the honey do list is directly proportional to the intensity of the Canes game on any Fall Saturday.. The more important the game, the longer the list. Fact.

And Christ, I woke up this morning to a wild turkey (the bird, not the bourbon) in my yard this morning. Not exactly a **** coral snake

 

[PCBcanefan]

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Freaky how they look just like a non poisinus version of a snake. Caught two of these on my back porch after some heavy rains up in the panhandle. Very dosile, only one bite me and after that t was all good and just kind of hung out. Think they were either milk snakes or skarlet king snakes. They were just babies so they haven't gotten all their collor yet. Grew up with a minimum of 8-10 snakes in the house at all times. Anything from a 6ft Boa to a 2ft rattle snake. Mostly kept non venemous, very dosile snakes so they could be handled and played with.

My brother is the more country one of us and bit more daring ( I say stupid). Snatched the rattler up in Alabama on a job he was working. Kept it for a bit then released it.