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My husband use to go to a local hardware store EVERY Saturday morning. For years, I thought he was going to get something to fix something. Then, found out they served donuts & coffee and it was the general meeting place for BSing for the local males in the area. It was his "social" time. It actually was ok with me as he got out of my way for a couple of hours.
 
Soooo...I go out in the yard....(next door their clearing a yard thats next to mine)...And CaneInOrlando see's this....(Coral Snake)
Ended my yardwork this a.m...Lol
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Fūck me. At least we don’t live in Australia. Pretty much any crawling thing there can kill you. And the kangaroos want to beat your ***.

I’ve never seen a coral snake in the wild that I know of, but was at a neighbors bbq that backs up to a canal earlier this year and walked right up on a cottonmouth. Almost stepped on him.
 
Hate to pile on... but I doubt very much what she’s saying will become the truth lol. Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t marry her, but be mentally prepared for things to change. You add shared responsibilities, dreams, and expectations to a relationship that is now tied in marriage and you’ll come to find amongst other things... Doing Chores, attending events, and taking part in other activities that you otherwise wouldn’t purposely be part of, and/or the feeling of growing resentment.

I was honestly about to go on a giant rant hahah, but I’ll cut myself off. Just know things will change. If you’re the type that can adapt, and you’re both able compromise than things should be fine. But I truly doubt there is a woman that is like how you described..

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I understand what you are saying but i think that goes for American girls. My girl is from Columbia, she is different. I just need to make a decision soon because her Visa is about to expire. I appreciate the advise from all the married guys because this is my first girlfriend and I'm new to the game of love.
 
Fūck me. At least we don’t live in Australia. Pretty much any crawling thing there can kill you. And the kangaroos want to beat your ***.

I’ve never seen a coral snake in the wild that I know of, but was at a neighbors bbq that backs up to a canal earlier this year and walked right up on a cottonmouth. Almost stepped on him.
Ive had my share of Moccasin adventures...when they get older they get Black and real thick...Very nasty...Same Snake...but Younger Moccasins look like Non Venomous Water snakes...got to look at the shape of head...I had a Moccasin chase me for 20ft one time...Hate them..A few yrs ago I bought some Snake Boots from Bass Outdoor World to squash any further problems...
 
@We'retheBoss Quick story on these...
A Very close friend found this entire Cache of Points 100yds from the Santa Fe River in 1985 digging in a 10' sq area during the course of 2 days...only 3 people know where he found them...Him..wife and Brother...All are Heat treated Chert...All the same type...All made by the same Indian...They are approx 6,000yrs old...and all are 3" to 4"...and are without a doubt...the Greatest Artifact find in Fl History...Their called The BatWing Cache....Not only have I seen them (took this pic at a show in Ocala) but I held them...He was offered $250,000 and turned down...The person who offered that to him is also a friend, and fellow artifact Lover (A Dr. in Tampa).....I have another friend who works for a Site Development Company...who while using a Backhoe at a Brand New Taco Bell site in Hernando County, found a Cache of 7 - 6" Purple Coral Spearheads, and sold all 7 for $75,000...
I was offered $100,000 for my entire collection a few yrs ago, and also turned it down, because its worth Approx $200,000...

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Being a lover of our great state. I'm beyond impressed.
 
I understand what you are saying but i think that goes for American girls. My girl is from Columbia, she is different. I just need to make a decision soon because her Visa is about to expire. I appreciate the advise from all the married guys because this is my first girlfriend and I'm new to the game of love.
From Colombia? Ooh boy. Experience tells me to be careful.
 
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I understand what you are saying but i think that goes for American girls. My girl is from Columbia, she is different. I just need to make a decision soon because her Visa is about to expire. I appreciate the advise from all the married guys because this is my first girlfriend and I'm new to the game of love.
Colombia?!

Runnnn!
 
Most Historical Artifact Find in Fls History...
Only 2' deep too boot...Starting finding them near nightfall...went back with his brother the next a.m....found the rest...
Sounds like the coolest experience...
It never crossed my mind to do that as a hobby. I appreciate Florida culture...
 
Being a lover of our great state. I'm beyond impressed.
Google BatWing Cache and it tells the entire story...He had Shirts...Mugs..and Hats made with them on it...Every show he goes to the last 25yrs..its the talk of the show...Although....Theres a group of guys who live in Dade City, that have amassed a Collection of High Priced Agatized Coral Points that have left me Dumbfounded...They have been digging a Dried up Creek bed for 30yrs, where 2 Large Orange Groves slope down to the creekbed
Two of them dont even work because of the immense size and worth of their collection.
 
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I understand what you are saying but i think that goes for American girls. My girl is from Columbia, she is different. I just need to make a decision soon because her Visa is about to expire. I appreciate the advise from all the married guys because this is my first girlfriend and I'm new to the game of love.
Oh good lord!

Good luck, brother, you're going to need it.
 
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Chicks aren't wired to chill. They can never just sit the fvck down and relax on a Saturday or Sunday. They can never rest. They always have to be doing something. And then they wonder why they're all stressed out.

I work 6:30am to 3pm, working with special needs children. Then I'm at practice from 3pm to 7pm, in the hot *** sun, yelling at teenagers. My days are long as **** and require tons of patience. (Fridays are 6:30am-11pm at least because that's game night)
Then Saturday comes and this broad wants to "run errands" all fvckin' day.

This was when I was married and living in Kendall. Does anybody realize what it's like "running errands" in Kendall?

Fvck all that. The girl I'm dating now understands the concept of a DAY OFF. I woke up at 11:45am today and I'm STILL laying here scratching my balls.

I understand if there's stuff that HAS to be done, but my ex-wife used to make up stuff to do. If you have to buy groceries, and you know that it's gonna be nuts on the weekend, then hit Publix after work during the week days when it's slower! Do your best to keep the house clean during the weekdays so that you don't have to spend a whole Saturday cleaning up. My wife used to make a mess in the house, and then when the weekend would come, she'd be like "this place is a wreck we need to clean up!"
*****, WE?!
 
Chicks aren't wired to chill. They can never just sit the fvck down and relax on a Saturday or Sunday. They can never rest. They always have to be doing something. And then they wonder why they're all stressed out.

I work 6:30am to 3pm, working with special needs children. Then I'm at practice from 3pm to 7pm, in the hot *** sun, yelling at teenagers. My days are long as **** and require tons of patience. (Fridays are 6:30am-11pm at least because that's game night)
Then Saturday comes and this broad wants to "run errands" all fvckin' day.

This was when I was married and living in Kendall. Does anybody realize what it's like "running errands" in Kendall?

Fvck all that. The girl I'm dating now understands the concept of a DAY OFF. I woke up at 11:45am today and I'm STILL laying here scratching my balls.

I understand if there's stuff that HAS to be done, but my ex-wife used to make up stuff to do. If you have to buy groceries, and you know that it's gonna be nuts on the weekend, then hit Publix after work during the week days when it's slower! Do your best to keep the house clean during the weekdays so that you don't have to spend a whole Saturday cleaning up. My wife used to make a mess in the house, and then with the weekend would, should be like "this place has a wreck we need to clean up!"
*****, WE?!
Here here, brother!
 
Looks like dinner. Definite South Florida staple. Can never go wrong with a couple Mangos in the cooler.
Yo LuvCane… you did mean mangos as in from my trees right?
 

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