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TwoZeroEReedBoi said:
Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?
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caneinorlando said:
They're way in the back of mouth...they are not situated in the front like a Rattlesnake...
And are curved and smaller...they do NOT strike like a Rattlesnake...and are docile in comparison...They have to cling to the skin and chew...unlike a coiled strike...trust me...ive dealt with every poisonous snake in fl on Artifact excursions...
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Interesting. Never knew that. We have diamond backs that slither into our yard (our back yard backs into a nature preserve) every now and then and see lots of racers. You can see their necks stand up vertically from the grass like a cobra sometimes. Snakes don’t bother me though. Nature’s pest control.
 
MainLineCane said:
If you're not going directly to the Doctor:unsure:....and you find out to your dismay :oops::eek:...that getting sparked by a handy lawn mower doesn't work:zczkqmritjdsoaq.jpg:.......then why not just save a few steps......and drive yourself directly to the funeral home?

Most have plenty of reading material there .....so you can pass the time ......before you die a god awful painful death.:6fps6:

You can even make your own arrangements while you wait .....so your send off can be exactly what you want.

My advice .....When time is short.....always choose wisely:hammering-head:

Your choice
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I've been bitten by vipers -twice. Brown Recluse - once. My job took me into lots of wild country - as primitive as it gets. I've had a King Cobra rise up just ten feet in front of me - and he was as tall as I was. Of course I altered my path - seemed the prudent thing to do.

Physicians learn their trade by rote. They "practice" medicine. This has nothing to do with "medicine." It's simple biophysics, even practiced by physicians in other parts of the world - as it works.

You're inexperienced. You're unaware. And thus - uninformed. Your problem - not mine.

While you probably have an engine somewhere nearby - you may not have a physician for many miles - and all that time getting there - you're losing tissue and the venom is spreading.

I'm perfectly fine with you doing things your way. Try laughing as your physician is cutting off the dead tissue because you were so smart.

Meanwhile - I'll do what works.
 
@We'retheBoss Quick story on these...
A Very close friend found this entire Cache of Points 100yds from the Santa Fe River in 1985 digging in a 10' sq area during the course of 2 days...only 3 people know where he found them...Him..wife and Brother...All are Heat treated Chert...All the same type...All made by the same Indian...They are approx 6,000yrs old...and all are 3" to 4"...and are without a doubt...the Greatest Artifact find in Fl History...Their called The BatWing Cache....Not only have I seen them (took this pic at a show in Ocala) but I held them...He was offered $250,000 and turned down...The person who offered that to him is also a friend, and fellow artifact Lover (A Dr. in Tampa).....I have another friend who works for a Site Development Company...who while using a Backhoe at a Brand New Taco Bell site in Hernando County, found a Cache of 7 - 6" Purple Coral Spearheads, and sold all 7 for $75,000...
I was offered $100,000 for my entire collection a few yrs ago, and also turned it down, because its worth Approx $200,000...

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TwoZeroEReedBoi said:
Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?
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Let year 2 play out.
 
pacusmc said:
Mistake #1 was sitting in the sofa on an early Saturday morning.
If there is one thing wives hate is to see your *** nice and comfy watching sports center on a Saturday morning. Drives them bat sht crazy off the wall.
Wake up and pretend to do some sht. Put some caulk in a make believe crack.
Pretend to tighten some hose under the sink that was “leaking”.
Change a non dirty ac filter. Or pretend that your changing it.
Wash some imaginary bird sht that you saw on her windshield.
You can do all of these things like in half an hour.
Ask her if she can make some pancakes cause “babe your pancakes are the bomb”
While washing the windshield checkl her tire pressure cause safety first.
Spray some water on your face. Go back in and say wooo it’s scorching out there.
Commence to sit your *** on the sofa and watch the highlits of the rockets golden state while scrolling through gator tears then eat some pancakes and eggs.
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you're a gawd **** genius
 
UMFarArcher said:
You get bit by a venomous snake - (the coral is a neurotoxin - bad news) - you can do what licensed medical practitioners recommend - and lose tissue or worser - (yes, that's a word) - and that debridement of dead tissue will occur over days and even weeks. THEN you have to recover the lost tissue.

OR. Or, you can neutralize the venom in just a few seconds. Take a spark plug wire off a gas engine, put it on the bite site, and you then take at least six pops - it's unpleasant - but then it's over.

It works. Snake venom, Black Widow venom, Brown Recluse venom - doesn't matter.

I go out in snake country - I rigged a five-foot insulated wire to an alligator clip on one end - and an insulated test probe on the other. And yes, I've successfully used it - unbelievably - the pain was gone in less than three minutes. Wash the bite site, apply a bandage, and you're done - and can finish your day without further interruption.

It's biophysics. Not medicine. Oh - you do that and THEN go to a doctor - DO NOT let them give you antivenom - now they're injecting venom in you to counter something that's been neutralized already. It's akin to getting bit all over again.

The smaller lawnmowers for example - still have about a 20K volt discharge. Don't use a high voltage (100K or more stun gun) as you'll burn your own tissue. Just a spark plug wire off a lawnmower, ATV, motorcycle, tractor, weed eater, boat motor - you get the idea.

You can't verify this by testing it on rats - with a 100,000 volt discharge.

It works. And you have nothing to lose by trying it. Unless you have a PaceMaker. But you don't want to try this - you'll later wish you did.
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this is why we need an off topic thread on this board

BUT WHATEVER
 
The best is when you’ve been home doing things around the house for hours, you’re finally done with everything, grab a beer and finally sit on the couch for the first time all day and as soon as you do..... she walks in. And now you’re a lazy bum who has been watching TV and drinking Stella’s all day.
 
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UMFarArcher said:
I've been bitten by vipers -twice. Brown Recluse - once. My job took me into lots of wild country - as primitive as it gets. I've had a King Cobra rise up just ten feet in front of me - and he was as tall as I was. Of course I altered my path - seemed the prudent thing to do.

Physicians learn their trade by rote. They "practice" medicine. This has nothing to do with "medicine." It's simple biophysics, even practiced by physicians in other parts of the world - as it works.

You're inexperienced. You're unaware. And thus - uninformed. Your problem - not mine.

While you probably have an engine somewhere nearby - you may not have a physician for many miles - and all that time getting there - you're losing tissue and the venom is spreading.

I'm perfectly fine with you doing things your way. Try laughing as your physician is cutting off the dead tissue because you were so smart.

Meanwhile - I'll do what works.
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No problem here.... I'm fine

To each his own....so no need to get upset..... just because I'm not going to try your home remedy.......I'm sure maybe someone else might bite when their life is at risk....just not me......unless i have absolutely NO choice


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I'm just not into paying these little fellas to follow me around into the woods and everywhere else ......just in case I get bit again.

Its just kinda awkward

Anyway, that short ambulance ride in A/C comfort worked fine for me. No tissue loss, no fuss, no mess

Plus my HMO gives me plenty of hospital choices.

Have fun "sparking"my man
 
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TwoZeroEReedBoi said:
Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?
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Hate to pile on... but I doubt very much what she’s saying will become the truth lol. Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t marry her, but be mentally prepared for things to change. You add shared responsibilities, dreams, and expectations to a relationship that is now tied in marriage and you’ll come to find amongst other things... Doing Chores, attending events, and taking part in other activities that you otherwise wouldn’t purposely be part of, and/or the feeling of growing resentment.

I was honestly about to go on a giant rant hahah, but I’ll cut myself off. Just know things will change. If you’re the type that can adapt, and you’re both able compromise than things should be fine. But I truly doubt there is a woman that is like how you described..

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caneinorlando said:
@We'retheBoss Quick story on these...
A Very close friend found this entire Cache of Points 100yds from the Santa Fe River in 1985 digging in a 10' sq area during the course of 2 days...only 3 people know where he found them...Him..wife and Brother...All are Heat treated Chert...All the same type...All made by the same Indian...They are approx 6,000yrs old...and all are 3" to 4"...and are without a doubt...the Greatest Artifact find in Fl History...Their called The BatWing Cache....Not only have I seen them (took this pic at a show in Ocala) but I held them...He was offered $250,000 and turned down...The person who offered that to him is also a friend, and fellow artifact Lover (A Dr. in Tampa).....I have another friend who works for a Site Development Company...who while using a Backhoe at a Brand New Taco Bell site in Hernando County, found a Cache of 7 - 6" Purple Coral Spearheads, and sold all 7 for $75,000...
I was offered $100,000 for my entire collection a few yrs ago, and also turned it down, because its worth Approx $200,000...

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Oh man, that's great stuff! I was lucky enough to be doing my undergrad at the U when they unearthed the Miami Circle down at Brickell, and got to sneak in and see it while it was fresh, and man that was wild.
 
We'retheBoss said:
Oh man, that's great stuff! I was lucky enough to be doing my undergrad at the U when they unearthed the Miami Circle down at Brickell, and got to sneak in and see it while it was fresh, and man that was wild.
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I went as well..and I also hunted Calusa Mounds near St Pete...actually Tampa..the Weeden Island Culture...Hard to find Points south of St Pete, because there was no Lithic material except Shell...you find a few here and there..mostly via trade...but yes, that Circle was amazing.
 
We'retheBoss said:
Oh man, that's great stuff! I was lucky enough to be doing my undergrad at the U when they unearthed the Miami Circle down at Brickell, and got to sneak in and see it while it was fresh, and man that was wild.
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People don't realize...but Man was in Fl 12,000yrs (Paleo Indians) ago hunting Mammoths...Mastadons..etc...
 
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I had a big plant in a decorative pot in the back yard and when I moved it, out came a coral snake & scared the bjesus out of me. I ran screaming into the house for my husband to come out to slay this critter. Alas, when he went out he could not find it; thus, it was probably over a year before I would venture into the back yard again and when I did I was very cautious and still am.
 
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