Honey do list OMG

I called my wife a weirdo once.... long ago :unsure:........I can still feel that slap and head butt:oops:......Oh Man!! NEVER AGAIN.

Just recently started tasting food again

Believe me...... they can really slap the taste outta your mouth
Luckily for me mine fully admits her true weirdo status without argument.
 
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They're way in the back of mouth...they are not situated in the front like a Rattlesnake...
And are curved and smaller...they do NOT strike like a Rattlesnake...and are docile in comparison...They have to cling to the skin and chew...unlike a coiled strike...trust me...ive dealt with every poisonous snake in fl on Artifact excursions...
I had numerous copperheads in Richmond and I’ve seen them in Maryland years ago as well. Last summer my neighbor’s wife killed about 7 on my lawn.
 
That’s not enough. It’s like they think that doesn’t count and they want to see you suffer.
Lmao. My wife luckily is a different type of broad. Don't get me wrong, we do little house projects together, but when it comes to re-doing the kitchen or bathroom, I leave it to the Pros and she is on board with this idea. You don't want to see a Spaniard and a Russian collide...it's not pretty ;)
 
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That's awesome, you ever get something rare? When I was a kid we used to find arrowheads down in the old Calusa mounds in St. Pete, but that was about it
I have 500+ Projectile Points..from 1,000BP too 12,000BP....including 20 Paleo points...I have Effigys...Birdstones...bannerstones...Beads...Pottery...you name it...from Mississipian...to Archaic...to Paleo...been very blessed...I go to all the shows in Fl...I have friends with Million dollar collections....
 
That's awesome, you ever get something rare? When I was a kid we used to find arrowheads down in the old Calusa mounds in St. Pete, but that was about it
12,000 yr old Simpson Spearhead...5ft deep at Lake Apopka in 03
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You get bit by a venomous snake - (the coral is a neurotoxin - bad news) - you can do what licensed medical practitioners recommend - and lose tissue or worser - (yes, that's a word) - and that debridement of dead tissue will occur over days and even weeks. THEN you have to recover the lost tissue.

OR. Or, you can neutralize the venom in just a few seconds. Take a spark plug wire off a gas engine, put it on the bite site, and you then take at least six pops - it's unpleasant - but then it's over.

It works. Snake venom, Black Widow venom, Brown Recluse venom - doesn't matter.

I go out in snake country - I rigged a five-foot insulated wire to an alligator clip on one end - and an insulated test probe on the other. And yes, I've successfully used it - unbelievably - the pain was gone in less than three minutes. Wash the bite site, apply a bandage, and you're done - and can finish your day without further interruption.

It's biophysics. Not medicine. Oh - you do that and THEN go to a doctor - DO NOT let them give you antivenom - now they're injecting venom in you to counter something that's been neutralized already. It's akin to getting bit all over again.

The smaller lawnmowers for example - still have about a 20K volt discharge. Don't use a high voltage (100K or more stun gun) as you'll burn your own tissue. Just a spark plug wire off a lawnmower, ATV, motorcycle, tractor, weed eater, boat motor - you get the idea.

You can't verify this by testing it on rats - with a 100,000 volt discharge.

It works. And you have nothing to lose by trying it. Unless you have a PaceMaker. But you don't want to try this - you'll later wish you did.


If you're not going directly to the Doctor:unsure:....and you find out to your dismay :oops::eek:...that getting sparked by a handy lawn mower doesn't work:zczkqmritjdsoaq.jpg:.......then why not just save a few steps......and drive yourself directly to the funeral home?

Most have plenty of reading material there .....so you can pass the time ......before you die a god awful painful death.:6fps6:

You can even make your own arrangements while you wait .....so your send off can be exactly what you want.

My advice .....When time is short.....always choose wisely:hammering-head:

Your choice
 
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Lmao. My wife luckily is a different type of broad. Don't get me wrong, we do little house projects together, but when it comes to re-doing the kitchen or bathroom, I leave it to the Pros and she is on board with this idea. You don't want to see a Spaniard and a Russian collide...it's not pretty ;)
That’s actually my supposed genealogy background.
 
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