Honey do list OMG

[Port Knox]

Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?

 

[pcitycane]

My wife is working today and my older kids are with friends. I got nothing to do but cold chill with my dog and my 16 month old.

 

[BS85]

Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?

Sounds like a trap

 

[We'retheBoss]

There way in the back of mouth...they are not situated in the front like a Rattlesnake...
And are curved and smaller...they do NOT strike like a Rattlesnake...and are docile in comparison...They have to cling to the skin and chew...unlike a coiled strike...trust me...ive dealt with every poisonous snake in fl on Artifact excursions...

So first you say they have no fangs, now you say they are rear-fanged, make up your mind

Either way, you are wrong. Coral snakes have fangs in the front of their mouth. They are short and non-retractable, but they are in the front, nonetheless.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

So first you say they have no fangs, now you say they are rear-fanged, make up your mind

Either way, you are 100% wrong. Coral snakes have fangs in the front of their mouth. They are short and non-retractable, but they are in the front, nonetheless.

Bottomline...they dont strike like a Rattlesnake...they have to grasp and chew...

 

[Captain Uberpants]

My wife saw a snake this morning too but different kind of snake I think

 

[Golsen82]

Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?

Run, that's what I think

 

[Empirical Cane]

Wow!! You got a chance to sit down!!??

No kidding.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?

100% proven cure for nymphomania is available via marriage.

 

[canesdogo]

Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?

You put a ring on it, and nice becomes “ honey do”.
Once you go pass the finish line, things get real.....she can say anything now.
Pop the question for your reasons, not others advice.

 

[Baba Yaga]

Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?

Thinking we all probably heard the same **** back when our wives were just girlfriends, but by all means propose now and prove that she's that one special woman who doesn't have an ounce of bat-**** crazy in her.

 

[We'retheBoss]

Bottomline...they dont strike like a Rattlesnake...they have to grasp and chew...

Correct, they lack the necessary musculature to inject their full venom payload in one bite.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Correct, they lack the necessary musculature to inject their full venom payload in one bite.

Exactly...for 30yrs I've been hunting Indian Artifacts...Ive trudged through woods...Swamps...Rivers and creeks...and Scuba dived said rivers...Ive dealt with Moccasins/Cottonmouth...Rattlers..Hognose...Indigo...both Venomous and Non Venomous snakes...so although I'm no Serpentologist...im kinda well versed.

 

[UMFarArcher]

Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?

All married guys fell for that same BS - you better believe things will change.

You're doing all kinds of irritating crap that drives her up the wall - and you'll only discover the scores and scores of behavior aberrations you constantly engage in - AFTER you get married.

Till then, she's a tolerant angel - and you're perfect.

Just wait!

 

[For_The_U]

My wife is working today and my older kids are with friends. I got nothing to do but cold chill with my dog and my 16 month old.

That's a great Saturday right there, sir!

 

[bambam]

Mistake #1 was sitting in the sofa on an early Saturday morning.
If there is one thing wives hate is to see your *** nice and comfy watching sports center on a Saturday morning. Drives them bat sht crazy off the wall.
Wake up and pretend to do some sht. Put some caulk in a make believe crack.
Pretend to tighten some hose under the sink that was “leaking”.
Change a non dirty ac filter. Or pretend that your changing it.
Wash some imaginary bird sht that you saw on her windshield.
You can do all of these things like in half an hour.
Ask her if she can make some pancakes cause “babe your pancakes are the bomb”
While washing the windshield checkl her tire pressure cause safety first.
Spray some water on your face. Go back in and say wooo it’s scorching out there.
Commence to sit your *** on the sofa and watch the highlits of the rockets golden state while scrolling through gator tears then eat some pancakes and eggs.

I'm laughing so hard I'm tearing up.
Soooo funny but true!

 

[MainLineCane]

Me too. She's a weirdo like that. I'm an animal lover, but snakes do not qualify in my book.

I called my wife a weirdo once.... long ago ........I can still feel that slap and head butt......Oh Man!! NEVER AGAIN.

Just recently started tasting food again

Believe me...... they can really slap the taste outta your mouth

 

[We'retheBoss]

Exactly...for 30yrs I've been hunting Indian Artifacts...Ive trudged through woods...Swamps...Rivers and creeks...and Scuba dived said rivers...Ive dealt with Moccasins/Cottonmouth...Rattlers..Hognose...Indigo...both Venomous and Non Venomous snakes...so although I'm no Serpentologist...im kinda well versed.

That's awesome, you ever get something rare? When I was a kid we used to find arrowheads down in the old Calusa mounds in St. Pete, but that was about it

 

[UMFarArcher]

You get bit by a venomous snake - (the coral is a neurotoxin - bad news) - you can do what licensed medical practitioners recommend - and lose tissue or worser - (yes, that's a word) - and that debridement of dead tissue will occur over days and even weeks. THEN you have to recover the lost tissue.

OR. Or, you can neutralize the venom in just a few seconds. Take a spark plug wire off a gas engine, put it on the bite site, and you then take at least six pops - it's unpleasant - but then it's over.

It works. Snake venom, Black Widow venom, Brown Recluse venom - doesn't matter.

I go out in snake country - I rigged a five-foot insulated wire to an alligator clip on one end - and an insulated test probe on the other. And yes, I've successfully used it - unbelievably - the pain was gone in less than three minutes. Wash the bite site, apply a bandage, and you're done - and can finish your day without further interruption.

It's biophysics. Not medicine. Oh - you do that and THEN go to a doctor - DO NOT let them give you antivenom - now they're injecting venom in you to counter something that's been neutralized already. It's akin to getting bit all over again.

The smaller lawnmowers for example - still have about a 20K volt discharge. Don't use a high voltage (100K or more stun gun) as you'll burn your own tissue. Just a spark plug wire off a lawnmower, ATV, motorcycle, tractor, weed eater, boat motor - you get the idea.

You can't verify this by testing it on rats - with a 100,000 volt discharge.

It works. And you have nothing to lose by trying it. Unless you have a PaceMaker. But you don't want to try this - you'll later wish you did.

 

[pacusmc]

Exactly...for 30yrs I've been hunting Indian Artifacts...Ive trudged through woods...Swamps...Rivers and creeks...and Scuba dived said rivers...Ive dealt with Moccasins/Cottonmouth...Rattlers..Hognose...Indigo...both Venomous and Non Venomous snakes...so although I'm no Serpentologist...im kinda well versed.

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