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Soooo...I go out in the yard....(next door their clearing a yard thats next to mine)...And CaneInOrlando see's this....(Coral Snake)
Ended my yardwork this a.m...Lol
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New thing just outside of Downtown Orlando is....Alot of Historical Homes (1920s & earlier) are being either moved...or Raised for foundations to be put underneath...been going on for 10yrs....unfortunately, by doing that, exposes Snake and Critter infestations (Rats..etc...)
 
Mistake #1 was sitting in the sofa on an early Saturday morning.
If there is one thing wives hate is to see your *** nice and comfy watching sports center on a Saturday morning. Drives them bat sht crazy off the wall.
Wake up and pretend to do some sht. Put some caulk in a make believe crack.
Pretend to tighten some hose under the sink that was “leaking”.
Change a non dirty ac filter. Or pretend that your changing it.
Wash some imaginary bird sht that you saw on her windshield.
You can do all of these things like in half an hour.
Ask her if she can make some pancakes cause “babe your pancakes are the bomb”
While washing the windshield checkl her tire pressure cause safety first.
Spray some water on your face. Go back in and say wooo it’s scorching out there.
Commence to sit your *** on the sofa and watch the highlits of the rockets golden state while scrolling through gator tears then eat some pancakes and eggs.
 
Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?
 
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pacusmc said:
Mistake #1 was sitting in the sofa on an early Saturday morning.
If there is one thing wives hate is to see your *** nice and comfy watching sports center on a Saturday morning. Drives them bat sht crazy off the wall.
Wake up and pretend to do some sht. Put some caulk in a make believe crack.
Pretend to tighten some hose under the sink that was “leaking”.
Change a non dirty ac filter. Or pretend that your changing it.
Wash some imaginary bird sht that you saw on her windshield.
You can do all of these things like in half an hour.
Ask her if she can make some pancakes cause “babe your pancakes are the bomb”
While washing the windshield checkl her tire pressure cause safety first.
Spray some water on your face. Go back in and say wooo it’s scorching out there.
Commence to sit your *** on the sofa and watch the highlits of the rockets golden state while scrolling through gator tears then eat some pancakes and eggs.
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Good god, you are a true genius!
 
TwoZeroEReedBoi said:
Looking through all of these post makes me think how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. We’ve been dating for over a year and she doesn’t give me a hard time about anything. I guess she’s different than other girls. She says if we get married it will be more of the same. Thinking about popping the question. What do you guys think?
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BAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

:ibis-roflmao-sm3:
 
We'retheBoss said:
They absolutely do have fangs
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They're way in the back of mouth...they are not situated in the front like a Rattlesnake...
And are curved and smaller...they do NOT strike like a Rattlesnake...and are docile in comparison...They have to cling to the skin and chew...unlike a coiled strike...trust me...ive dealt with every poisonous snake in fl on Artifact excursions...
 
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