Help Me Find A New Football Team To Support

[TheToadSage]

Don’t want.

We don't accept 3 stars from Utah

 

[FootballOrphan]

Just when I thought I’d seen every thread possible.

I'm glad I could help.

 

[For_The_U]

Hey Guys,

I was a BYU fan, but am looking for a new team.

I have decided to have some fun with it. I’ve put together a list of teams I like, and I’m going to choose the team using the ubiquitous bracket poll.. Help me decide!

One of the teams I am considering is Miami. Please go to my poll and vote. You can find it at www.FootballOrphan.com.

Help this orphan find a home!

Thanks,
The Football Orphan

CIS is not for the weak.

 

[FootballOrphan]

You should root for Stanford or Utah.

Stanford I could root for. Utah? Yuck!

 

[ddann]

Hey Guys,

I was a BYU fan, but am looking for a new team.

Big if true.

 

[FootballOrphan]

We don't accept 3 stars from Utah

From what I've seen, Miami doesn't accept 3 Stars from anywhere.

 

[TerragonSix]

Btw, if you ARE a troll...

JJB will be here soon.

 

[FootballOrphan]

Well, maybe we should ask you a few questions first. Do you have a hot sister? If yes, have you ever dated her? If yes, try UF, FSU, or West Virginia. If no, show pics.

I got to the first question: No

 

[DTP]

I get what you're trying to do OP but this is NOT the place.

 

[FootballOrphan]

Btw, if you ARE a troll...

JJB will be here soon.

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Not a troll. I'm not trying to stir up anything.

 

[FootballOrphan]

I get what you're trying to do OP but this is NOT the place.

I'm not sure I follow. I'm pretty transparent with what I'm doing.

 

[HamburgerSV]

WAS a BYU fan? Have you been excommunicated from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints?

He watched **** and got kicked out

 

[TheChosenOne]

I'm not sure I follow. I'm pretty transparent with what I'm doing.

Okay. Why do you want to stop rooting for BYU? And don't give us a long autobiography.

 

[Genghis Cane]

I'm glad I could help.

If you’re truly being honest about your intentions, don’t be offended by some of the posters here. We’re all just really protective of our team and reluctant to believe stories like yours because the majority of the country hates us.

 

[FootballOrphan]

Prerequisites to become a Cane fan. One is the utmost respect for DannyBoyCane

Didn't he die from being attacked by a bear? LOL!

 

[FootballOrphan]

If you’re truly being honest about your intentions, don’t be offended by some of the posters here. We’re all just really protective of our team and reluctant to believe stories like yours because the majority of the country hates us.

That makes PERFECT sense. I am definitely honest about my intentions. I'm not offended, in the least. I'd be protective, as well. I don't hate the Canes one bit, which is why I could see myself cheering them on. Thanks for the message. I truly appreciate it.

 

[FootballOrphan]

Okay. Why do you want to stop rooting for BYU? And don't give us a long autobiography.

Several. The biggest reason is I am sick, and tired, of not being in a conference and not having a true rival. Every year is the same. They do just enough to get into a lower level bowl game, without a chance of winning a conference championship.

 

[Garnacho]

Didn't he die from being attacked by a bear?

Yes, but he would have killed the bear but the swine flu made him too weak

 

[TheChosenOne]

Several. The biggest reason is I am sick, and tired, of not being in a conference and not having a true rival. Every year is the same. They do just enough to get into a lower level bowl game, without a chance of winning a conference championship.

I can understand the conference angle but I thought Utah were your rivals?

 

[FootballOrphan]

Yes, but he would have killed the bear but the swine flu made him too weak

LOL! Love it.