Have you guys fot your tickets to the "Miami Beach Bowl"?

[Onion]

Looks like plenty of sideline room for the visiting team

 

[xereus]

Could have Wrestlemania with a main bout of The Rock vs The Undertaker, with an all girl orgy featuring Scar Jo, Gemma Aerteron and Gabrielle Union at intermission, after which they give each audience member $1 million in cash, and I still wouldn't go to that stadium.

Ummmm...hold on ...hold on ! Let's not be too hasty to dismiss a scenario like that.

 

[SmokeyRone]

You can see what football would look like in this abortion of a layout.

LOL!