Hate To Be A Downer Here..

Gotta give Manny credit. He talked a big game about THIS exact type of offense, only to hire 1980's caveman and breathing imbecile Dan Penos. But after shltting his pants on that hire, he didn't just stand around and let it stink.

He excused himself, cleaned up, and changed his drawers. Recognizing his f up and correcting it quickly is a good sign.
he just has to do that 3 more times cause Penos isnt the only bad hire on this staff
 
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I’m way too drunk to dissect the OP, but I know I agree with everything WTHs ever said, so do what you do brother
 
The true spread tempo boys swore we'd have our day, and that day is now.
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I think
Brevin Jordan
Al Blades
Bubba Bolden
Quincy Roche are definitely leaving...

Deriq King
Cam Harris
Nesta
Jaelan Phillips are the Toss ups
 
But is no one else worried about how many guys we're gonna put into the NFL this year bro?

This Lashlee guy is crazy and yeah we score points but how many I formations did you see out there? ZERO! Anyone else keeping a fullback count? I was. Zero! Not to mention it was way too clear out there tonight. Zero clouds of dust. Not a single one. Even after run plays.

This Mickey Mouse offense is gonna cost us NFL draft picks, dog. I want to run a real offense, this shlt won't win big games against Power 5 schools.

// To every Neanderthal who's pounded some variation of this message into a Hurricanes message board or Twitter over the last 15 years, I just wanted to say eat a day's worth of my bowel movements, you backwards boomers.

You should be branded with a scarlet letter on your forehead for the reminder of time for all the world to see. I hope an X and O's styled I-formation is carved into your forehead so no one forgets that despite being located in the epicenter of speed and athleticism, you wanted us to keep looking like Wisconsin because "the NFL wants pro style players cuh."

Ingest garbage. I hope you burn your turkey this thanksgiving, you rats.

The true spread tempo boys swore we'd have our day, and that day is now.

Play me out, Rhett.

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I love this fvkin' post!

Some of us have been trying to push the spread offense around here for years!


"We're Miami bro! Pro style bro! NFLU! We get players ready for the league bro!"
 
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But is no one else worried about how many guys we're gonna put into the NFL this year bro?

This Lashlee guy is crazy and yeah we score points but how many I formations did you see out there? ZERO! Anyone else keeping a fullback count? I was. Zero! Not to mention it was way too clear out there tonight. Zero clouds of dust. Not a single one. Even after run plays.

This Mickey Mouse offense is gonna cost us NFL draft picks, dog. I want to run a real offense, this shlt won't win big games against Power 5 schools.

// To every Neanderthal who's pounded some variation of this message into a Hurricanes message board or Twitter over the last 15 years, I just wanted to say eat a day's worth of my bowel movements, you backwards boomers.

You should be branded with a scarlet letter on your forehead for the reminder of time for all the world to see. I hope an X and O's styled I-formation is carved into your forehead so no one forgets that despite being located in the epicenter of speed and athleticism, you wanted us to keep looking like Wisconsin because "the NFL wants pro style players cuh."

Ingest garbage. I hope you burn your turkey this thanksgiving, you rats.

The true spread tempo boys swore we'd have our day, and that day is now.

Play me out, Rhett.

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Stop lying, you don’t hate to be a downer.
 
I mean, I don’t know if some of you guys have been keeping up, but the NFL mostly doesn’t run the NFL bro offense anymore. Mostly. At the very least, hybrid type offenses are prevalent. Y’all keeping track of Kansas City, Baltimore, etc....and a bunch other teams?
 
But is no one else worried about how many guys we're gonna put into the NFL this year bro?

This Lashlee guy is crazy and yeah we score points but how many I formations did you see out there? ZERO! Anyone else keeping a fullback count? I was. Zero! Not to mention it was way too clear out there tonight. Zero clouds of dust. Not a single one. Even after run plays.

This Mickey Mouse offense is gonna cost us NFL draft picks, dog. I want to run a real offense, this shlt won't win big games against Power 5 schools.

// To every Neanderthal who's pounded some variation of this message into a Hurricanes message board or Twitter over the last 15 years, I just wanted to say eat a day's worth of my bowel movements, you backwards boomers.

You should be branded with a scarlet letter on your forehead for the reminder of time for all the world to see. I hope an X and O's styled I-formation is carved into your forehead so no one forgets that despite being located in the epicenter of speed and athleticism, you wanted us to keep looking like Wisconsin because "the NFL wants pro style players cuh."

Ingest garbage. I hope you burn your turkey this thanksgiving, you rats. May you rot in **** for eternity, forced to watch football games that end in a score of 6-3 with a combined 100 yards passing.

The true spread tempo boys swore we'd have our day, and that day is now.

Play me out, Rhett.

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"Hate to be a downer" .... please, you love to be a downer and to push buttons.

Three games into the spread with a transfer quarterback and a makeshift offensive line—not to mention, only one wide receiver who can hang onto the ball consistently.

Gotta walk before you run. Went from one of the worst offenses in the game last year to one that is actually moving the ball.

Things will look different next year with King gone. For now, it is what it is as Miami works to rebuild and to recruit the type of kids who have gotten away from this program too long.
 
Explosive plays need not apply.
Well, a couple of dudes after UAB and Louisville were saying we couldn't survive on big plays. But they are probably scrubbing their post history and replacing it with "we won't be able to just drive up and down the field like against FSU, we didn't have enough explosive plays against them."
 
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