Happy Valentine's Day from the []_[]...lol

[U Know]

 

[DJWilliams55]

Lmao.

Golden's PR gimmicks getting more pathetic by the day

 

[SFbayCane]

This deserves to become its own meme, using other names from the UM AD.


ex: "Shalala. You've got me on my knees. Will you be my Valentine (by going away forever)?"

 

[luke137]

LMAO! Bravo!!!

 

[SFbayCane]

Here's some good raw data to work with.

Administration
Name	Position	Contact
Blake James	Director of Athletics	305-284-2689	Email
Tony Hernandez	Deputy Director of Athletics	305-284-3282	Email
Jennifer Strawley	Deputy Director of Athletics / SWA	305-284-2651	Email
Jason Layton	Senior Associate AD / Communications & Sales	305-284-3231	Email
Tim Wise	Senior Associate AD / Facilities & Event Operations	305-284-8309	Email
Debbie Gentile	Administrative Support	305-284-2689	Email
		305-284-6529	Email
Academic Services/Life Skills
Name	Position	Contact
David Wyman	Associate AD / Academic Services	305-284-3243	Email
Demetreus Darden	Assistant AD / Academic Services & Director of Football Academics	305-284-3389	Email
Chaunte Baldwin	Director, Athletics Academic Services	305-284-3243	Email
Shirelle Jackson	Director, Student-Athlete Development	305-284-3243	Email
Michael Imeokparia	Academic Advisor/Tutor Coordinator	305-284-2652	Email
Dr. Barbara Stratton	Academics Learning Specialist	305-284-4068	Email
Heather Koutrakos	Academic Advisor	305-284-1951	Email
Allen Augustin	Academic Advisor	305-284-6052	Email
Latrice Hunter	Administrative Support	305-284-3243	Email
Athletic Communications
Name	Position	Contact
Tom Symonds	Assistant AD / Communications (Football, Golf)	305-284-3248	Email
Amy (Woodruff) LaBrie	Associate Director (Men's Basketball, Men's Tennis)	305-284-3241	Email
Camron Ghorbi	Assistant Director (Football, Baseball, Soccer, Swim & Dive)	305-284-3230	Email
Alex Schwartz	Assistant Director (Football, Women's Basketball, Women's Tennis)	305-284-3249	Email
David Villavicencio	Assistant Director (Football, Volleyball, Track, Rowing)	305-284-3244	Email
Eric Todoroff	Marketing & Communications Assistant	305-284-3382	Email
Business Office
Name	Position	Contact
Josh Boone	Associate AD / Business Operations	305-284-1679	Email
Jeff Bott	Associate Director for Business Operations	305-284-2892	Email
Dorothy Lewis	Assistant Director for Business Operations	305-284-2783	Email
Tracy Carroll	Assistant Director of Athletic Accounting	305-284-8831	Email
Karai Lockley	Accountant	305-284-4518	Email
Andrew Roberts	Accountant	305-284-8583	Email
	Administrative Support	305-284-6529	Email
Compliance
Name	Position	Contact
Craig Anderson	Associate AD / Compliance	305-284-5542	Email
Dan Raben	Assistant AD / Compliance, Eligibility	305-284-8457	Email
Sheri Dooley	Associate Compliance Director, Student Services	305-284-4428	Email
Matt Pottorff	Assistant Compliance Director, Rules Education	305-284-2844	Email
Megan Klein	Assistant Compliance Director, Monitoring	305-284-8232	Email
Elizabeth Castilla-Miranda	Compliance Intern	305-284-2692	Email
Development, Hurricane Club
Name	Position	Contact
Jesse Marks	Associate AD / Development	305-284-6699	Email
Chris Cohen	Assistant AD / Major Gifts	305-284-4810	Email
Emily Boone	Director of Development – Annual Giving	305-284-2734	Email
Rick Remmert	Director of Alumni Programs	305-284-9517	Email
Alfonso Restrepo	Assistant Director of Development for Major Gifts	305-284-6705	Email
Dillon Boggs	Assistant Director of Development	305-284-8764	Email
Jon Gombinski	Assistant Director of Development	305-284-9519	Email
OPEN	Events Planner, Athletics Development	305-284-6699	Email
Crystal Demps	Administrative Assistant	305-284-6699	Email
Equipment
Name	Position	Contact
David Case	Head Equipment Manager	305-284-5173	Email
Ralph Nogueras	Assistant Equipment Manager	305-284-5171	Email
Preston "Stick" Rogers	Assistant Equipment Manager	305-284-6771	Email
Facilities and Events
Name	Position	Contact
Michael Turner	Assistant AD / Events and Operations	305-284-1318	Email
Chris Althoff	Assistant Director of Events	305-284-5324	Email
Nick Searles	Assistant Director of Events	305-284-4611	Email
Ira Stanley	Director of Facilities	305-284-2923	Email
Daniel Metrie	Building Facilities Supervisor	305-284-3999	Email
Rodolfo Figueroa	Senior Maintenance Mechanic	305-284-2923	Email
Bennie Avila	Security Officer	305-284-3999	Email
Ray Lopez	IT Manager	305-284-3486	Email
Reina Rosas Watson	Administrative Assistant, Schwartz Center	305-284-3532	Email
Doris Thompson	Receptionist, Hecht Athletic Center	305-284-3822	Email
Human Resources
Name	Position	Contact
Jose Capote	Human Resources Generalist	305-284-2488	Email
Hurricane Sports Properties
Name	Position	Contact
Duffy House	General Manager	305-284-8373	Email
Brian Bishop	Account Executive	305-284-8990	Email
Casey Dellapenna	Account Executive	305-284-4808	Email
Jeff Ziegenhorn	Account Executive	305-284-5973	Email
Connor Thompson	Sponsor Services Coordinator	305-284-2491	Email
Marketing & Creative Services
Name	Position	Contact
Brian Bowsher	Associate AD / Marketing & Digital Strategy	305-284-3245	Email
Lindy Sparby	Director of Marketing	305-284-2678	Email
Leah Gross	Associate Director of Marketing	305-284-3236	Email
Alejandro Rengifo	Assistant Director of Marketing	305-284-3242	Email
Chris Gray	Assistant Director of Digital Strategy	305-284-1736	Email
Leo Ramos	Graphic Designer	305-284-3238	Email
Drew Thomas	Video Producer	305-284-3087	Email
Eric Todoroff	Marketing & Communications Assistant	305-284-3382	Email
Premium Seating
Name	Position	Contact
Ben Creed	Associate AD / Premium Seating & Corporate Development	305-284-8581	Email
Sports Medicine
Name	Position	Contact
Vinny Scavo	Head Athletic Trainer	305-284-4528	Email
Luis Feigenbaum	Physical Therapist	305-284-4876	Email
Lee Kaplan	Team Medical Director	305-325-5751	Email
Dr. Clifton L. Page	Primary Care Sports Medicine Specialist	305-689-0100	Email
Jason Robey	Associate Athletic Trainer	305-284-8266	Email
Kenneth Johnson	Assistant Athletic Trainer	305-284-5172	Email
Karl Rennalls	Assistant Athletic Trainer	305-284-4735	Email
Brittany Ferrell	Assistant Athletic Trainer	305-284-5062	Email
Dustin West	Assistant Athletic Trainer	305-284-5056	Email
Lesley-Anne King	Assistant Athletic Trainer	305-284-4734	Email
Naoki Negishi	Assistant Athletic Trainer	305-284-4873	Email
Alana Brown	Assistant Athletic Trainer	305-284-8269	Email
Amanda Fernandez	Graduate Assistant Athletic Trainer	305-284-4131	Email
Patricia Cacace	Graduate Assistant Athletic Trainer	305-284-6312	Email
Rachel Rothstein	Graduate Assistant Athletic Trainer	305-284-4131	Email
Maureen Sanchez	Insurance Representative	305-284-3578	Email
Strength and Conditioning
Name	Position	Contact
Andreu Swasey	Head Strength and Conditioning Coach	305-284-4854	Email
Cols Colas	Assistant Strength Coach	305-284-4978	Email
Victor Ishmael	Assistant Strength Coach	305-284-4847	Email
Andrew Klich	Assistant Strength Coach	305-284-4851	Email
Steve Felde	Assistant Strength Coach	305-284-9963	Email
Brian Gabriel	Assistant Strength Coach	305-284-4844	Email
Jasman Marks	Assistant Strength Coach	305-284-9962	Email
Ticket Sales & Operations
Name	Position	Contact
Brent Crank	Associate AD / Ticket Sales & Operations	305-284-8153	Email
Tim Cavanaugh	Assistant AD / Ticket Operations	305-284-5903	Email
Enrique Bradfield	Director of Ticket Operations	305-284-6037	Email
OPEN	Assistant Director for Ticket Operations	305-284-8225	Email
Nora Horning	Assistant Director for Ticket Operations	305-284-2657	Email
Alyssa Scavo	Accountant - Ticket Operations	305-284-8657	Email
Katelyn Cutler	Ticket Office Representative	305-284-2503	Email
Alex Muzii	Ticket Office Representative	305-284-1680	Email
Brad Matthews	Account Executive for Ticket Sales	305-284-6743	Email
Sean Lawrence	Account Executive for Ticket Sales	305-284-5954	Email
Logan Davis	Account Executive for Group Sales	305-284-8276	Email
Marcus Pauda	Account Executive for Corporate Tickets	305-284-2965	Email
Video Services
Name	Position	Contact
Andrew Rossetti	Video Coordinator	305-284-2163	Email
Jared Myers	Assistant Coordinator, Videos & Computers	305-284-2163	Email
Baseball
Name	Position	Contact
Jim Morris	Head Coach	305-284-4171	Email
Gino DiMare	Assistant Coach & Recruiting Coordinator	305-284-4236	Email
J.D. Arteaga	Assistant Coach	305-284-2074	Email
Mike DeLucia	Assistant Coach	305-284-4171	Email
Robert 'G.M.' McDaniel	Director of Baseball Operations	305-284-1510	Email
Liliana Macias	Administrative Assistant	305-284-4171	Email
Men's Basketball
Name	Position	Contact
Jim Larrañaga	Head Coach	305-284-2680	Email
Eric Konkol	Assistant Coach	305-284-2680	Email
Michael Huger	Assistant Coach	305-284-2680	Email
Chris Caputo	Assistant Coach	305-284-2680	Email
Adam Fisher	Director of Men's Basketball Operations	305-284-2680	Email
Jaime Vathielil	Associate Director of Operations / Video Coordinator	305-284-2680	Email
Monica Mengotti	Coordinator of Basketball Operations	305-284-2680	Email
Reggie Bouchard	Administrative Assistant	305-284-2680	Email
Women's Basketball
Name	Position	Contact
Katie Meier	Head Coach	305-284-5801	Email
Darrick Gibbs	Assistant Coach	305-284-5803	Email
Octavia Blue	Assistant Coach	305-284-8239	Email
Zach Kancher	Assistant Coach	305-284-5808	Email
Lonnette Hall	Director of Basketball Operations / Coordinator of Recruiting Operations	305-284-5805	Email
Margie Gill	Director of Basketball Operations / Special Assistant to Head Coach	305-284-5802	Email
Krystal Saunders	Coordinator of Player Development	305-284-5805	Email
Jennifer Ramirez	Graduate Assistant	305-284-5802	Email
Wayne Bryant	Graduate Assistant	305-284-5802	Email
Yoni Dagan	Video Coordinator	305-284-8676	Email
Football
Name	Position	Contact
Al Golden	Head Football Coach	305-284-2674	Email
Mark D'Onofrio	Assistant Head Coach / Defensive Coordinator	305-284-2563	Email
James Coley	Offensive Coordinator / Quarterbacks Coach	305-284-2563	Email
Art Kehoe	Assistant Coach / Offensive Line	305-284-2563	Email
Tim "Ice" Harris	Assistant Coach / Running Backs	305-284-2563	Email
Kevin Beard	Assistant Coach / Wide Receivers	305-284-2563	Email
Larry Scott	Assistant Coach / Tight Ends	305-284-2563	Email
Randy Melvin	Assistant Coach / Defensive Line	305-284-2563	Email
Hurlie Brown	Assistant Coach / Linebackers	305-284-2563	Email
Paul Williams	Assistant Coach / Defensive Backs	305-284-2563	Email
Cole Pemberton	Graduate Assistant (Offensive Line)	305-284-3516	Email
TBA	Graduate Assistant (Slot Receivers)	305-284-3516	Email
Kareem Brown	Graduate Assistant (Defensive Line)	305-284-2674	Email
Mike Zuckerman	Graduate Assistant (Outside Linebackers)	305-284-2674	Email
Don Corzine	Director of Football Operations	305-284-2563	Email
TBA	Assistant Director of Operations	305-284-6883	Email
Lindsay Bohlen	Assistant Director of Operations / Recruiting	305-284-4890	Email
Ryan McNamee	Director of Player Development	305-284-6831	Email
Brandon Lumish	Quality Control Analyst / Offense	305-284-2563	Email
Andrew Bronsteen	Quality Control Analyst / Defense	305-284-2563	Email
TBA	Director of Player Personnel	305-284-2563	Email
Eric Josephs	Assistant Director of Player Personnel	305-284-4364	Email
Jorge Baez	Assistant Director of Player Personnel	305-284-2770	Email
Monica Bustillo	Administrative Assistant to Head Football Coach	305-284-2674	Email
Sandi West	Administrative Assistant – Football Operations	305-284-2563	Email
Golf
Name	Position	Contact
Patti Rizzo	Head Women's Coach	305-284-5018	Email
John Koskinen	Assistant Coach	305-284-5001	Email
Rowing
Name	Position	Contact
Dave Sanderson	Head Coach	305-284-9198	Email
Meredith Razzolini	Assistant Coach	305-284-1923	Email
Taurii Kastning	Assistant Coach	305-284-3811	Email
Roman Joa	Rigger	305-284-3811	Email
Soccer
Name	Position	Contact
Mary-Frances Monroe	Head Coach	305-284-3640	Email
Kate Dylag	Assistant Coach	305-284-4179	Email
Tim Hart	Assistant Coach	305-284-5079	Email
Swimming and Diving
Name	Position	Contact
Andy Kershaw	Head Swimming Coach	305-284-9023	Email
Kelley McCallum	Assistant Swimming Coach	305-284-3593	Email
Randy Ableman	Head Diving Coach	305-284-3639	Email
Dario Di Fazio	Assistant Diving Coach	305-284-3639	Email
Men's Tennis
Name	Position	Contact
Mario Rincon	Men's Head Coach
Mark ****son	Assistant Men's Coach
Women's Tennis
Name	Position	Contact
Paige Yaroshuk-Tews	Women's Head Coach
Laura Vallverdu	Assistant Women's Coach
Track & Field/Cross Country
Name	Position	Contact
Amy Deem	Director of Track & Field / Cross Country
Cory Young	Associate Head Coach
Damon Griffiths	Assistant Coach / Recruiting Coordinator
Shannon Hatchett	Assistant Coach
Jerel Langley	Assistant Coach
Adrain Mann	Assistant Coach
Volleyball
Name	Position	Contact
Jose "Keno" Gandara	Head Coach
Lee Nelson	Assistant Volleyball Coach
Sanja Tomasevic	Assistant Volleyball Coach

 

[LUcanesfan]

 

[MiamiVice7]

LOL That **** is funny. I don't care who you are.

 

[TreOFive]

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Happy Vagintines Day ladies.

 

[Republicane]

Same ol' same ol'. UM works harder on getting retweets and coming up with cornball social media memes than real victories. Not surprising, the CanesFart dorks get all gassed up by some dumbass hashtags but don't give a single **** if the HC of the football team is an incompetent boob.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Same ol' same ol'. UM works harder on getting retweets and coming up with cornball social media memes than real victories. Not surprising, the CanesFart dorks get all gassed up by some dumbass hashtags but don't give a single **** if the HC of the football team is an incompetent boob.

"This is the new Miami"

Donna Clitorisimo Shalala

 

[casualcane]

Lulz as if this crap distracts from a product this is hot garbage

 

[Klamalama]

Same ol' same ol'. UM works harder on getting retweets and coming up with cornball social media memes than real victories. Not surprising, the CanesFart dorks get all gassed up by some dumbass hashtags but don't give a single **** if the HC of the football team is an incompetent boob.

100%

 

[GonzoCane]

Wait. This is real? I thought I stumbled into a players photoshop/meme thread. Wow.

 

[bdm13]

This is the kind of stuff that young recruits like. I'm pretty sure they would be doing the same type of stuff if Butch were coaching here. RELAX!

 

[The Franchise]

I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy about UM now. I'm really going to forget that we went 6-7 and that I want Folden and everyone else in a decision making capacity at UM to die slowly in a grease fire if they keep hitting me with all this unbearably cute stuff.

 

[Cash]

This is the worst valentines gag I've ever seen!