Haiku Time

[whoopingcane]

Similar rumblings
Depends on your point of view
Player's notified

 

[OrangetieFatface]

Dorito sucks ****s
Administration sucks ****s
Al Golden sucks ****s

 

[ThomasM]

It's five seven five
It is not rocket science
For some fans it is

3rd downs are scary
All the pillars are broken
Jose Canseco

 

[ECC609]

Get your licks in now
Six and seven in year four
Get your licks in now

 

[stormbrewing]

Golden sucks a33
Blinders not binders
We are now #UNTIED

 

[Klamalama]

Fire Al Grolden
Bring back Butch
U #Renewed

 

[D.O.C.]

**** you Al Golden
I hope you die in a fire
**** you Al Golden

 

[Vanquish9]

donna shalala
donna donna shalala
donna shalala

shalalalala
shalalalalalala
**** you shalala

 

[WR Cane]

Are you kiddin me
It starts with me
Deliver me a pizza

 

[Cane Fan 4 Life]

I started off strong
Recruiting was pretty good
I believe all of my lies

I can hear your cries
The D is all my **** fault
Bagmen cleaned the vault

The pillars of strength
The players aren't buying in
Just win baby win.

I wanted the best
Dorito messed up my D
Please pay buyout fee

Olsen blew his chance
Smoking weed and doing crime
Kaaya won this time

Shapiro F U
The cloud will take all the fame
But players, I blame

Coaching was so hard
AQM was not my choice
Listen to my voice

Get your licks in now
FSU I can not beat
Fans turned up the heat

Job is almost done
Need to find another job
Someone else to rob

It is almost over
But they are scared to look, shook
I'm no half-way crook

Do you like my tie?
Bowling and dodgeball are fun
End this. Find my gun.

Next year more the same
But progress there will not be
Until you fire me!

 

[Cane Dynasty]

weefence is stupid
Our corch is a dumb fvcker
3-0-5 fence. LOL

State of Miami
Where is Butch when you need him?
Admin has fvcked all us fans

Donna is a ****
Money means more than wins now
This is the new Canes