Haiku Time

[PuertoRiCane]

You guessed it, boys and girls. It's that time of year, again. To express your creative genius. I'll start.


Empty stadium
Players quitting on coaches
Shapiro has won


Ed Reed is hurt dawg
Joaquin said dominate, man
We not doin' it!


Where is your God now?
Ohio State wins the chip
Brad Kaaya save us!

 

[Someguy]

Doritos is fat
Golden is a sack of crap
Refrigerator

 

[HarryCarayisGoat]

Another commit?
Just another decommit
Sign some "hidden gems"

 

[MarshallCane]

We missed tackles
Players aren't executing
It starts with me

South Florida recruit
Doesn't fit the scheme
Stuck with plan D's

6-7 in 4th year
Making alot of progress
Trust the process

 

[whoopingcane]

**** you you fat ****
fat ****** ****ed the program
**** dorito too

 

[PuertoRiCane]

Censor the writers
Confiscate signs at the games
This is the new U

 

[Ibis Wingz]

The coaches are trash
They always blame the players
No wonder they fail

 

[Ibis Wingz]

Blake is a puppet
Donna pulls the flimsy strings
He dances like a fool

 

[whoopingcane]

donna shalala
donna donna shalala
donna shalala

 

[Golden Era]

Golden has blown it
Dorito is bloated
It's okay because 2016 is loaded

 

[We'retheBoss]

Fire Al Golden
Please God, Fire Al Golden
Fire Al Golden

 

[bozcane]

Wefense my a$$pipe
Clouds upon the Hecht
Time to Butch up

 

[PuertoRiCane]

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

C'mon people

 

[PuertoRiCane]

We got cute unis
We don't care about defense
Look what we've become

 

[Kn[]_[]ckles3o5]

We read and react
Instead of playing downhill
Someone kill the staph

 

[L A M P]

Kids from Miami
Man oh man they can run fast
Better add some weight

The fans are to blame
Not going six and seven
**** you canes insight

 

[Vanquish9]

Wefense my a$$pipe
Clouds upon the Hecht
Time to Butch up

this ************ making up his own rules

 

[919Cane2DaGrave]

Golden remains coach
Program tanks even faster
My liver hates me

 

[bozcane]

Wefense my a$$pipe
Clouds upon the Hecht
Time to Butch up

this ************ making up his own rules

That is how I roll
They called me motherfurcker
This is what I get?

Decade is ten years
Still no Butch I got real tears
I'm all about this U.

 

[Donofrio's Third Chin]

Al folden is fat
#canesfam is full of faqqots
shalala please die