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[1983canes]

We are going to get owned by the ACC.

Will struggle to win 6.

 

[The Franchise]

You guys are pathetic for flying banners when we're 3-0!

 

[The Franchise]

3 points in the 2nd half LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Against what might be the worst defense in FBS.

 

[DHucks]

Seriously dude you are no MIAMI fan.

Get off this board you miserable douche bag and go beat your kids and your wife some more right before you head to your burger flipping job.

FKN laughing at MIAMI fans who are ****ed. You are literally the worst troll ever.

How you root against the kids on that field is beyond me.

I rooted for your abortion, but it was only partially successful. The abortionist only managed to suck out 3/4th of your brain.

wow the most irrational person on this board is talking about brains.

You realize if you were in the locker room saying this **** you would be beaten until you bleed to death?

Every single player in a Miami uniform would beat you down like the ****** you are.

And somehow your irrational mind tells you your a super fan?

Miami has never been about the coaches.

You are either the dumbest piece of shiat to ever walk the earth or your a troll.

Oh snap.

 

[Blustar]

I was a Golden supporter, but it's over, can't lose to teams like Cincy. What's worrisome to me is that it's our offense that lost this game. How do you punt 5+ times against a defense like Cincy's? That means our offense is worse than our defense. Holy ****! This is the bottom for me in football. Dolphins embarrassed in home opener like never before and now losing to a **** team like Cincy. Haven't felt this depressed about football since the Dolphins lost to Redskins in Super Bowl when I was a kid, and that Fiesta bowl loss. This is the ******* bottom of the **** hole. I take no joy in what happened tonight. Hope for better days for my Canes. Oh and ****-off Golden! Coley is a piece of **** coordinator, ******* Nole ***.

 

[Nickkcin]

Seriously dude you are no MIAMI fan.

Get off this board you miserable douche bag and go beat your kids and your wife some more right before you head to your burger flipping job.

FKN laughing at MIAMI fans who are ****ed. You are literally the worst troll ever.

How you root against the kids on that field is beyond me.

I rooted for your abortion, but it was only partially successful. The abortionist only managed to suck out 3/4th of your brain.

wow the most irrational person on this board is talking about brains.

You realize if you were in the locker room saying this **** you would be beaten until you bleed to death?

Every single player in a Miami uniform would beat you down like the ****** you are.

And somehow your irrational mind tells you your a super fan?

Miami has never been about the coaches.

You are either the dumbest piece of shiat to ever walk the earth or your a troll.

You're. ***** more annoying than Grolden losing a primetime game.

 

[clg003]

Seriously dude you are no MIAMI fan.

Get off this board you miserable douche bag and go beat your kids and your wife some more right before you head to your burger flipping job.

FKN laughing at MIAMI fans who are ****ed. You are literally the worst troll ever.

How you root against the kids on that field is beyond me.

You are the one who isn't a Miami fan you monocle-wearing ******

Tell me why I am not a fan? I support the kids in Miami uniforms every year.

 

[clg003]

Seriously dude you are no MIAMI fan.

Get off this board you miserable douche bag and go beat your kids and your wife some more right before you head to your burger flipping job.

FKN laughing at MIAMI fans who are ****ed. You are literally the worst troll ever.

How you root against the kids on that field is beyond me.

I rooted for your abortion, but it was only partially successful. The abortionist only managed to suck out 3/4th of your brain.

wow the most irrational person on this board is talking about brains.

You realize if you were in the locker room saying this **** you would be beaten until you bleed to death?

Every single player in a Miami uniform would beat you down like the ****** you are.

And somehow your irrational mind tells you your a super fan?

Miami has never been about the coaches.

You are either the dumbest piece of shiat to ever walk the earth or your a troll.

You're. ****s more annoying than Grolden losing a primetime game.

More annoying than the grammar police on a fckn board. Thats about the funniest post I have ever seen dude and then you misspell multiple word yourself. Thaks man i really needed something to make me smile.

 

[Torocane]

Seriously dude you are no MIAMI fan.

Get off this board you miserable douche bag and go beat your kids and your wife some more right before you head to your burger flipping job.

FKN laughing at MIAMI fans who are ****ed. You are literally the worst troll ever.

How you root against the kids on that field is beyond me.

You are the one who isn't a Miami fan you monocle-wearing ******

Tell me why I am not a fan? I support the kids in Miami uniforms every year.

You seem to support the coaches not the kids.

 

[FullyERicht]

I was a Golden supporter, but it's over, can't lose to teams like Cincy. What's worrisome to me is that it's our offense that lost this game. How do you punt 5+ times against a defense like Cincy's? That means our offense is worse than our defense. Holy ****! This is the bottom for me in football. Dolphins embarrassed in home opener like never before and now losing to a **** team like Cincy. Haven't felt this depressed about football since the Dolphins lost to Redskins in Super Bowl when I was a kid, and that Fiesta bowl loss. This is the ****ing bottom of the **** hole. I take no joy in what happened tonight. Hope for better days for my Canes. Oh and ****-off Golden! Coley is a piece of **** coordinator, ****ing Nole ***.

The offense was horrid. But the defense also gave up 480 yards. To a backup. To a lower division school.

 

[Nickkcin]

Seriously dude you are no MIAMI fan.

Get off this board you miserable douche bag and go beat your kids and your wife some more right before you head to your burger flipping job.

FKN laughing at MIAMI fans who are ****ed. You are literally the worst troll ever.

How you root against the kids on that field is beyond me.

I rooted for your abortion, but it was only partially successful. The abortionist only managed to suck out 3/4th of your brain.

wow the most irrational person on this board is talking about brains.

You realize if you were in the locker room saying this **** you would be beaten until you bleed to death?

Every single player in a Miami uniform would beat you down like the ****** you are.

And somehow your irrational mind tells you your a super fan?

Miami has never been about the coaches.

You are either the dumbest piece of shiat to ever walk the earth or your a troll.

You're. ****s more annoying than Grolden losing a primetime game.

More annoying than the grammar police on a fckn board. Thats about the funniest post I have ever seen dude and then you misspell multiple word yourself. Thaks man i really needed something to make me smile.

Please enlighten me, do tell what I've misspelled. OH PS Thanks.

 

[The Franchise]

I was a Golden supporter, but it's over, can't lose to teams like Cincy. What's worrisome to me is that it's our offense that lost this game. How do you punt 5+ times against a defense like Cincy's? That means our offense is worse than our defense. Holy ****! This is the bottom for me in football. Dolphins embarrassed in home opener like never before and now losing to a **** team like Cincy. Haven't felt this depressed about football since the Dolphins lost to Redskins in Super Bowl when I was a kid, and that Fiesta bowl loss. This is the ******* bottom of the **** hole. I take no joy in what happened tonight. Hope for better days for my Canes. Oh and ****-off Golden! Coley is a piece of **** coordinator, ******* Nole ***.

Hang yourself with an orange tie, dumb ***.

 

[3rd-43]

I was a Golden supporter, but it's over, can't lose to teams like Cincy. What's worrisome to me is that it's our offense that lost this game. How do you punt 5+ times against a defense like Cincy's? That means our offense is worse than our defense. Holy ****! This is the bottom for me in football. Dolphins embarrassed in home opener like never before and now losing to a **** team like Cincy. Haven't felt this depressed about football since the Dolphins lost to Redskins in Super Bowl when I was a kid, and that Fiesta bowl loss. This is the ****ing bottom of the **** hole. I take no joy in what happened tonight. Hope for better days for my Canes. Oh and ****-off Golden! Coley is a piece of **** coordinator, ****ing Nole ***.

So worrisome.

 

[BrazilCane]

 

[clg003]

Seriously dude you are no MIAMI fan.

Get off this board you miserable douche bag and go beat your kids and your wife some more right before you head to your burger flipping job.

FKN laughing at MIAMI fans who are ****ed. You are literally the worst troll ever.

How you root against the kids on that field is beyond me.

You are the one who isn't a Miami fan you monocle-wearing ******

Tell me why I am not a fan? I support the kids in Miami uniforms every year.

You seem to support the coaches not the kids.

Seems means your assuming. I don't trust this administration to hire another coach because they will either make Cooley the next coach or any dude who has experience and has good interview skills. And I think all a head coach needs to do to win at Miami is recruit hard and get decent coordinators. Al recruits hard and his coordinators are likely the worst combo Miami has ever had. I personally would hire a football mind to evaluate and hire new decent paid coordinators and if Al doesn't like let him go. I would also look at the team as an investment and i would find away to get a stadium close to campus.

 

[clg003]

I rooted for your abortion, but it was only partially successful. The abortionist only managed to suck out 3/4th of your brain.

wow the most irrational person on this board is talking about brains.

You realize if you were in the locker room saying this **** you would be beaten until you bleed to death?

Every single player in a Miami uniform would beat you down like the ****** you are.

And somehow your irrational mind tells you your a super fan?

Miami has never been about the coaches.

You are either the dumbest piece of shiat to ever walk the earth or your a troll.

You're. ****s more annoying than Grolden losing a primetime game.

More annoying than the grammar police on a fckn board. Thats about the funniest post I have ever seen dude and then you misspell multiple word yourself. Thaks man i really needed something to make me smile.

Please enlighten me, do tell what I've misspelled. OH PS Thanks.

I am annoying but you want to have a grammar conversation? Don't you have some papers to grade or something? You can mail my grade to 2 fckyremom ave

 

[Cane Dynasty]

 

[3rd-43]

Seriously dude you are no MIAMI fan.

Get off this board you miserable douche bag and go beat your kids and your wife some more right before you head to your burger flipping job.

FKN laughing at MIAMI fans who are ****ed. You are literally the worst troll ever.

How you root against the kids on that field is beyond me.

You are the one who isn't a Miami fan you monocle-wearing ******

Tell me why I am not a fan? I support the kids in Miami uniforms every year.

You seem to support the coaches not the kids.

Seems means your assuming. I don't trust this administration to hire another coach because they will either make Cooley the next coach or any dude who has experience and has good interview skills. And I think all a head coach needs to do to win at Miami is recruit hard and get decent coordinators. Al recruits hard and his coordinators are likely the worst combo Miami has ever had. I personally would hire a football mind to evaluate and hire new decent paid coordinators and if Al doesn't like let him go. I would also look at the team as an investment and i would find away to get a stadium close to campus.

Can't close, doesn't recruit hard. Loses all important verbals before signing day cause his tactic of limiting slots early on to gain commitments is child's play.

 

[zellerdog]

Seriously dude you are no MIAMI fan.

Get off this board you miserable douche bag and go beat your kids and your wife some more right before you head to your burger flipping job.

FKN laughing at MIAMI fans who are ****ed. You are literally the worst troll ever.

How you root against the kids on that field is beyond me.

You are the one who isn't a Miami fan you monocle-wearing ******

Tell me why I am not a fan? I support the kids in Miami uniforms every year.

You seem to support the coaches not the kids.

Seems means your assuming. I don't trust this administration to hire another coach because they will either make Cooley the next coach or any dude who has experience and has good interview skills. And I think all a head coach needs to do to win at Miami is recruit hard and get decent coordinators. Al recruits hard and his coordinators are likely the worst combo Miami has ever had. I personally would hire a football mind to evaluate and hire new decent paid coordinators and if Al doesn't like let him go. I would also look at the team as an investment and i would find away to get a stadium close to campus.

this post would not have been ridiculed 2 years ago. but it's year 5.

you don't get 5 years to **** the bed in a rebuild anymore. not for any top 15 program would you get that.

 

[clg003]

You are the one who isn't a Miami fan you monocle-wearing ******

Tell me why I am not a fan? I support the kids in Miami uniforms every year.

You seem to support the coaches not the kids.

Seems means your assuming. I don't trust this administration to hire another coach because they will either make Cooley the next coach or any dude who has experience and has good interview skills. And I think all a head coach needs to do to win at Miami is recruit hard and get decent coordinators. Al recruits hard and his coordinators are likely the worst combo Miami has ever had. I personally would hire a football mind to evaluate and hire new decent paid coordinators and if Al doesn't like let him go. I would also look at the team as an investment and i would find away to get a stadium close to campus.

this post would not have been ridiculed 2 years ago. but it's year 5.

you don't get 5 years to **** the bed in a rebuild anymore. not for any top 15 program would you get that.

I agree with that but there are no top 15 programs with administrations that hate football and cant see the investment value in good team. These guys have never watched an SEC game ever and they certainly don't read how other universities bank on football.