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Got in a fight with some G Tech Fans yesterday...

CaneOil said:
Bernie Mac was one of the all time greats, top of my list. Best of the best. Just saying!
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Bernie Mac carried the rest of the supposed “ kings of comedy”. The other three were god awful , especially Harvey and Hughley.

I remember watching him when he was a nobody and thinking “ this dude is hilarious”. His facial expressions and timing was top shelf.
 
423Hurricane said:
Upset a nest trimming hedges once. **** nest was as big as a basketball. Those little ******** chased me a quarter mile down the street all the while the neighbors kid was laughing his *** off at me. When I got back full of stings, little ******* called me a pu**y. Wanted to slap the **** of that 8 year old but was able to regain my composure.
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caneinorlando said:
They are NOTHING to mess with....will actually chase you...How do you know CaneinOrlando??....Welp...Lemme tell ya...clearing my property in the Panhandle (1995)...With a machete....Ended up cutting a branch...branch fell on a GIGANTIC in-ground nest, next to a hollow in Oak tree...
Ended getting stung 25 times in FACE....As I was running they were tagging me inside my shirt....Straight to Hospital....Throat was tightening....Shot of Antihistamine...and had to wait for 2 hrs...to make sure it was effective....Face swole up like Quasimodo...and stayed swelled for 3 days....Hydrocortisone Ointment to be applied 2-3 times a day.....Eyes were literally glued shut next a.m....HORRIBLE week.
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Be glad you weren't takin' a whiz!
 
BigDikCane said:
No lie. I was admitted into the hospital today. Mutha ****az jumped me b/c I had on a Cane T-shirt.. I was just doing lawn work and this GTech Hive came out of no where and started stinging the ishh out of me...

I don't know if you dudes ever gotten stung by a Yellow Jacket but **** it's nothing like a bee sting...
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The same **** happen to me a few months back, and those yellow jackets beat my ***.. I took me 2 or 3 days to shake back from the beat down!!
 
I don't know if anyone here is old enough to remember the SNL skit conehead family. Later made into movie. Anyhow, moving off to college went into an old shed to grab a donation bed for my apartment. Soon as I opened door and stepped across the entry an entire soccer ball size nest of yellow jackets came down on the crown of my head. I can't remember pain in my life even close to that feeling. Not to mention what I looked like for 2-3 days. Literally like a conehead. Girlfriend wouldn't even touch me due to the alien like appearance. Ever since I have made it a life mission to kill as many nests as possible. I bought stock in Raid wasp spray
 
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