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Got in a fight with some G Tech Fans yesterday...

caneinorlando said:
ROTFLOL....."So I Jumped Back and said"...Busta Move......
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Literally one of the best jokes of all time. He ended up with a sitcom that was loosely based off of That one joke.

"Busta Move" was definitely one of the highlights of that joke. I also liked "Him downstairs", but my favorite part of the joke was when the brother got back upstairs, the 2 year old said "where's the cookies and ****?"
 
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reg said:
Literally one of the best jokes of all time. He ended up with a sitcom that was loosely based off of That one joke.

"Busta Move" was definitely one of the highlights of that joke. I also liked "Him downstairs", but my favorite part of the joke was when the brother got back upstairs, the 2 year old said "where's the cookies and ****?"
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8yrs old....6yrs old...and 2yrs old...(Crowd)...."Ahhhhh"....(Bernie) AH!! ****!!....Come help me watch these MoFos....That 2yr old...She's a messenger for the Devil.....
 
caneinorlando said:
They are NOTHING to mess with....will actually chase you...How do you know CaneinOrlando??....Welp...Lemme tell ya...clearing my property in the Panhandle (1995)...With a machete....Ended up cutting a branch...branch fell on a GIGANTIC in-ground nest, next to a hollow in Oak tree...
Ended getting stung 25 times in FACE....As I was running they were tagging me inside my shirt....Straight to Hospital....Throat was tightening....Shot of Antihistamine...and had to wait for 2 hrs...to make sure it was effective....Face swole up like Quasimodo...and stayed swelled for 3 days....Hydrocortisone Ointment to be applied 2-3 times a day.....Eyes were literally glued shut next a.m....HORRIBLE week.
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**** how long did it take u to recover from that?
 
No lie, I think they actually do run the wishbone attack. One went deep and the other 3 kept flying around my legs and arm..
 
At this point in my life I'm up on those little ****ers. I've burned up and down many a nest. But for sure I took many beatings before I figured it was worth my while to look out for those little pricks. Just one of em is a pain but in a fog it's worth your life to be able to run. I understand being a yellow jacket or a hornet or whatever is just what they are but **** them anyway.
 
MovingZen said:
At this point in my life I'm up on those little ****ers. I've burned up and down many a nest. But for sure I took many beatings before I figured it was worth my while to look out for those little pricks. Just one of em is a pain but in a fog it's worth your life to be able to run. I understand being a yellow jacket or a hornet or whatever is just what they are but **** them anyway.
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As bad as yellow jackets are, hornets are a whole different level. Doesn't take more than a few stings to put your life in jeopardy.
 
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BigDikCane said:
No lie. I was admitted into the hospital today. Mutha ****az jumped me b/c I had on a Cane T-shirt.. I was just doing lawn work and this GTech Hive came out of no where and started stinging the ishh out of me...

I don't know if you dudes ever gotten stung by a Yellow Jacket but **** it's nothing like a bee sting...
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When I was six I was running, tripped on a log where they had a nest, was in the hospital for a few days. Had bee stings all over, even in my ears and in my nose. YJ's are nasty.
 
reg said:
Man, this made me laugh to the core. Good ****!

An 8 year old calling a grown man a p'ussy, sounds like a joke from the great legend, Bernie Mac! The fact that you wanted to slap the kid, before coming to your senses, is even funnier. Remember, Bernie was going to fight a 2 year old over some **** cookies. LMAO
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Bernie Mac was one of the all time greats, top of my list. Best of the best. Just saying!
 
BigDikCane said:
No lie. I was admitted into the hospital today. Mutha ****az jumped me b/c I had on a Cane T-shirt.. I was just doing lawn work and this GTech Hive came out of no where and started stinging the ishh out of me...

I don't know if you dudes ever gotten stung by a Yellow Jacket but **** it's nothing like a bee sting...
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Could be worse.
You could've been attacked by South Carolina fans.
 
I'm scared to death of myself to fight , I might hurt someone beyond recognition , I ( warn please please leave me alone please as I try to walk away ) than pick one victim out and actually eat there nose off spitting it our same with ears as I snap fingers dig eyes out even as there buddy's are kicking me pulling what hair I have to get me off.

Even as I get older 60 now , I'm scared of my pent up rage and training , it happen almost once in a parking lot might have been a robbery attempt I'm told my family was already in the car I told them lock the doors and press the horn till cops come, I missed a ridge hand chest shot hit him in teeth a terrible sad bloody mess his buddies ran screaming witnesses saved my arzzzz pure self defense.



GOCANES
 
KevinCaneFace said:
Sucks. Stepped on a nest once. What kind of ******* bee puts their nests in the ground?

Destroyed their house though. Just like a Hurricane.
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Beeorwasp.webp
 
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I’m a lineman for the Death Star Telecom Company. I run up on those ****ers on the regular either off in the woods or burrowed in someone’s yard. Been lit up by those ****ers enough times to keep my head on a swivel. Their no other way to cut it, they’re just *** holes. Glad you’re alright.
 
Those GT fans attacking Canes for no reason is happening up here too. You don't have to be wearing your Cane gear either. I was in a suit.

Nothing like these other more serious gang attacks down there but a sneak attack by only one hurts like a **** anyway.

Going to NYC last week waiting for the train, a GTyellow****er stung me, and then one stung a lady standing nearby.

Don't know who screamed louder, but that just goes to show that those GT fans are just some mean ****'s who have no regard for people.

Get better man
 
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423Hurricane said:
Upset a nest trimming hedges once. **** nest was as big as a basketball. Those little ******** chased me a quarter mile down the street all the while the neighbors kid was laughing his *** off at me. When I got back full of stings, little ******* called me a pu**y. Wanted to slap the **** of that 8 year old but was able to regain my composure.
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Coffee spit all over cpu LMMFAO LOL THNX
 
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