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Got in a fight with some G Tech Fans yesterday...

BigDikCane

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No lie. I was admitted into the hospital today. Mutha ****az jumped me b/c I had on a Cane T-shirt.. I was just doing lawn work and this GTech Hive came out of no where and started stinging the ishh out of me...

I don't know if you dudes ever gotten stung by a Yellow Jacket but **** it's nothing like a bee sting...
 
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BigDikCane said:
No lie. I was admitted into the hospital today. Mutha ****az jumped me b/c I had on a Cane T-shirt.. I was just doing lawn work and this GTech Hive came out of no where and started stinging the ishh out of me...

I don't know if you dudes ever gotten stung by a Yellow Jacket but **** it's nothing like a bee sting...
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Weird that their fans are so fast, nimble and venomous when their team is slow, plodding and sterile.

Seriously though I've caught stings from those ********, including one straight to the dome last year. It's not fun and way worse than a bee sting. Get well and seek revenge!

Separately... cut the top off a two liter bottle (right where the cylinder becomes flat), put a little grape jelly and mix it with some water. Now turn the top of the bottle upside down and put it back into the cylinder. Hang it somewhere and watch those ******** die in large numbers. They crawl through the spout, get stuck in the jelly and that's it.
 
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Upset a nest trimming hedges once. **** nest was as big as a basketball. Those little ******** chased me a quarter mile down the street all the while the neighbors kid was laughing his *** off at me. When I got back full of stings, little ******* called me a pu**y. Wanted to slap the **** of that 8 year old but was able to regain my composure.
 
All in all a good post, always good to laugh. Did know someone who after being stung multiple times, poured gasoline into the nest and ended up blowing up an embankment. Myself when I lived in the boonies of Michigan, did the same thing and had an eternal flame for a few days as the nest was over a septic tank.... I was young and stupid then, I'm still stupid but have learned a few lessons. Feel better.
 
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I got into a fight with Buzz the mascot during the Gator Bowl. Luckily, I didn't end up in the hospital.
 
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They are NOTHING to mess with....will actually chase you...How do you know CaneinOrlando??....Welp...Lemme tell ya...clearing my property in the Panhandle (1995)...With a machete....Ended up cutting a branch...branch fell on a GIGANTIC in-ground nest, next to a hollow in Oak tree...
Ended getting stung 25 times in FACE....As I was running they were tagging me inside my shirt....Straight to Hospital....Throat was tightening....Shot of Antihistamine...and had to wait for 2 hrs...to make sure it was effective....Face swole up like Quasimodo...and stayed swelled for 3 days....Hydrocortisone Ointment to be applied 2-3 times a day.....Eyes were literally glued shut next a.m....HORRIBLE week.
 
423Hurricane said:
Upset a nest trimming hedges once. **** nest was as big as a basketball. Those little ******** chased me a quarter mile down the street all the while the neighbors kid was laughing his *** off at me. When I got back full of stings, little ******* called me a pu**y. Wanted to slap the **** of that 8 year old but was able to regain my composure.
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Man, this made me laugh to the core. Good ****!

An 8 year old calling a grown man a p'ussy, sounds like a joke from the great legend, Bernie Mac! The fact that you wanted to slap the kid, before coming to your senses, is even funnier. Remember, Bernie was going to fight a 2 year old over some **** cookies. LMAO
 
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Man, this made me laugh to the core. Good ****!

An 8 year old calling a grown man a p'ussy, sounds like a joke from the great legend, Bernie Mac! The fact that you wanted to slap the kid, before coming to your senses, is even funnier. Remember, Bernie was going to fight a 2 year old over some **** cookies. LMAO
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ROTFLOL....."So I Jumped Back and said"...Busta Move......
 
caneinorlando said:
ROTFLOL....."So I Jumped Back and said"...Busta Move......
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reg said:
Man, this made me laugh to the core. Good ****!

An 8 year old calling a grown man a p'ussy, sounds like a joke from the great legend, Bernie Mac! The fact that you wanted to slap the kid, before coming to your senses, is even funnier. Remember, Bernie was going to fight a 2 year old over some **** cookies. LMAO
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True story reg! I just wish someone would have had a stopwatch. I have no doubt that was the fastest 100 I ever ran.
 
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