God**** Russians...

[TheOriginalCane]

They ruin everything...

Nebraska Cornhuskers football suspending red balloon tradition due to helium shortage

Nebraska is suspending its tradition of releasing red balloons after the first touchdown of home games due to a global helium shortage.

www.espn.com

 

[Hegemon]

Lmfao

 

[CFLCane]

Helium shortage you say lol... @Cryptical Envelopment

 

[ItsAUThing.com]

Gottdamned [P rhymes with analytics got another one ]
[You bye bye now ]

 

[Always Correct]

There’s something to it. Indy 500 isn’t doing the balloon release during Back Home Again in Indiana any more either. Part Helium/Part Environment = Cost Savings

 

[3GC]

It's no ones fault, Helium is a non renewable element.
Except thru the decay of Uranium/Thorium which takes thousands of years..

 

[JD08]

It's no ones fault, Helium is a non renewable element.
Except thru the decay of Uranium/Thorium which takes thousands of years..

This is why we have a strategic helium reserve.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This is why we have a strategic helium reserve.

That is great news. I believe that the stock prices of Disney and Chuck E. Cheese were down yesterday as a result...

 

[canes461]

Gottdamned [P rhymes with analytics got another one ]
[You bye bye now ]

It had to be done.

 

[Xander]

I was hoping for booty gifs

 

[JD08]

That is great news. I believe that the stock prices of Disney and Chuck E. Cheese were down yesterday as a result...

Programs: Energy and Minerals: Helium: About Federal Helium Program | Bureau of Land Management

The Federal Helium Program New! BLM completes sale of Federal Helium System The BLM operates and maintains a helium storage reservoir, enrichment plant, and pipeline system near Amarillo, TX, that supplies over 20% of the domestic and 9% of the global demand for helium. The BLM supplies crude...

www.blm.gov

And then there's the prospect on nuclear fusion using Helium-3 from the moon.

Harnessing Power from the Moon - NASA

Can our moon help fuel an energy-hungry Earth?

www.nasa.gov

 

[theribdoctor]

This is why we have a strategic helium reserve.

we can release some when voices get too low.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

we can release some when voices get too low.

 

[MedleyCane]

 

[We'retheBoss]

The sun has more helium than we could ever use, let's just go there and take it, either at night or in the winter when it's not too hot

 

[CFLCane]

Programs: Energy and Minerals: Helium: About Federal Helium Program | Bureau of Land Management

The Federal Helium Program New! BLM completes sale of Federal Helium System The BLM operates and maintains a helium storage reservoir, enrichment plant, and pipeline system near Amarillo, TX, that supplies over 20% of the domestic and 9% of the global demand for helium. The BLM supplies crude...

www.blm.gov

And then there's the prospect on nuclear fusion using Helium-3 from the moon.

Harnessing Power from the Moon - NASA

Can our moon help fuel an energy-hungry Earth?

www.nasa.gov

That plant is currently inoperable and a private company is taking over repair so they can sell whats left of the remaining reserve. Government is getting out of the helium business and passing the baton to private industry since they mismanaged it so bad and need explorers to find new reserves.

 

[JD08]

That plant is currently inoperable and a private company is taking over repair so they can sell whats left of the remaining reserve. Government is getting out of the helium business and passing the baton to private industry since they mismanaged it so bad and need explorers to find new reserves.

The time of the zeppelin has passed. I'm sure we'll be okay.

 

[MgDuBzZ]

The sun has more helium than we could ever use, let's just go there and take it, either at night or in the winter when it's not too hot

 

[Felonious Monk]

The sun has more helium than we could ever use, let's just go there and take it, either at night or in the winter when it's not too hot

Let's go tonight. You gas up the car and I'll pack snacks.

 

[UMFarArcher]

Easy fix.

Blow up condoms with hydrogen.


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